bulma - what's your problem vegeta?
you've been moping about for months!
vegeta - oh bulma, my love.
A passionate prince such as I can know no happiness without a goal in life.
My goal used to be the strongest...but then i was convincingly beaten many times.... curse
you kakarott!
bulma - i know just what you need!
a career!
vegeta - what...you mean a...a job?!
but...but i am the prince of all saiyans!
bulma - more like the prince of all freeloaders!
a profession can give a man back his pride!
vegeta: pride...
bulma - i heard they have some openings down at the proctology academy.
vegeta - openings.....
goku - nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety eight!
nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety eight!
one million!
aah!!!
goku - oh no!
i felt something tear!
oh well, nothing one of master karin's senzu beans can't fix.
karin - hmm...sounds like a colonic hernia, goku.
goku - come on karin, just one bean!
don't hold out on me!
karin - i'm sorry goku, i traded all the senzu beans to the local hookers, you're going to
have to go and visit....a proctologist.
goku - what!
i can't afford that!
karin - stop whining!
there is a place...no, it's too crazy.
goku - tell me!
please!
karin - well, all right.
there's a place in the city, where you can see a proctologist....for free.
goku - yes YES!
I will go!
just tell me where!
nurse - mr.
goku, the doctor in training will see you now.
nurse - he'll be along shortly.
goku - Oh man!
i really want to get out of this place.
i'll take these off now to save time later!
v - well hello....kakarott...
VOICEOVER: NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL Z
will vegeta be able to mend goku's colonic hernia?
will he even try?
will piccolo successfully pass the bar exam? next time on dragonball z!