Lona was born into a world
that children aren't supposed to be born into
Tides rose higher and higher
The world was drowning
And fuck my life sideways, version 3
Let's do this
I'm not used to these controls
Yeah, nothing like our birds, huh?
We're just commercial pilots, man
They must be crazy desperate
to give us a Falcon like this to fly, huh?
Wow, these guys catch on quick. Good for you, good for you
And what the fuck is that room back there?
No, no, no, don't go in that room! Don't go in that room!
Note to self
Only pilots willing to go on this mission
are certifiable fucking idiots
They say we only got like 20 years to save this thing
Shit, man, I don't want to die!
Especially not by drowning from this water coming up
Yeah
Yeah, you know what?
Let's not explore the greater implications of the tides rising
I don't know, famine? World population problems?
No, no, no... fuck that!
Let's explore our fear of drowning, shall we, ladies?
We're just like fleas on a dog, man
The vet is lowering the bitch into a bath real slow
and the fleas are moving up towards the head
away from the water
And then they just step off the dog's head, man
into the vet's gloved hand
and then he puts his hand in the acid
Shit, man
I can see that glove
Command AR-177 approaching target
Request consent for visual assessment
Yeah 177, you are clear for descent
Not too low, man, that water's coming fast
What's so goddamn funny?
Hello?
Whoa, hey, gonna hit the deck, pull up!
Pull up!
That glove, man
That giant fucking hand
Command?
Who else would it be, man?!
Commencing reconnoissance imminently
Do I say over?
Just no, just please stop
Stop being you
Command, we're approaching the target area
Alright boys, so remember, we see what you see
so do good things, do good-looking...
Well, that was depressing
Depressing's an understatement, man
That shit's apocalyptic
I see grayish, purplish clouds
They look like they've fallen from the sky
They're just rolling over the surface of the ocean
like they're tumbleweeds, or something
Over and out
Can you do me a favor?
Hi, can you hear me? Can you please stop saying "over and out"?
I know you're a pilot
but it still makes you sound like kind of a jackass
Okay, sorry
It's okay, just don't do it, please. Thank you
I told you they were dicks
Oh, dude, check it out!
There's a big-ass wave over there!
Command, she's a gusher!
Okay, buddy, I'm going to need you to take a big, deep breath
Command? My co-pilot is losing his shit
I'm going to need you to tell me what the fuck we're looking for
Circle the perimeter
Report back until the fluctuations...
Move! Can you fucking help me, dick!
Oh, fuck this man!
Let's get loaded and listen to Jerry Lee
Seriously?!
This shit's like 100 years old
What's going on up there?
Hey!
Keep your shit together, guys, we're professionals, alright?
You're professional!
Hello?
Command
The coast is toast
Repeat. Coast. Toast
Lee!
Can you see that?
Look through your camera, man!
Oh, shit!!
Hey, 177, pull up, you're going to crash!
Pull up, you're going to crash!
Please pull up!
Hey 17--
Fuck!
Oh fuck
We lost another crew
Yeah, get me the general
Oh fuck!
Hey Graves, just cut it
Who do we have on the honor roll?
I don't know, Sir
Well fucking figure it out!
Sir?