[Brian the Minion Intro]
Minions: Alright, guys. Let's watch more logos.
[Minions Laughing]
[Minions Howling]
Brian: Coca Cola does not turn you into dogs. Shush-a!
Stuart: Woof woof!
[Minions Laughing]
Stuart: Eh, hello? Anybody home?
[Minions Laughing] Brian: Ah, shhhhhhh!
Minions: Ahhhhh!
[Minions Laughing]
Brian: Shhhhh!
[Minions Screaming]
Brian: Shhhh!
Minions: Woah!
Stuart: Apple time.
[Minions Drinking]
Stuart: Ah, ha ha! You are going to lose in the ultimate Sprite straw battle!
Brian: Shhhhhh!
[Minions Laughing]
Brian: Ah, shhhh!
Brian: Ah, stop-a!
[Minions Laughing]
[Minions Howling]
Brian: Ah, you are not dogs. Shush-a!
Stuart: Woof woof!
[Minions Laughing]
[Minions Chanting]
Stuart: Pickwick!
Brian: Shhhhhh!
[Stuart Burping]
Brian: Ah! Stop-a, that is very rude!
Minions: Yeah! Yipee! Yipee!
Minions: Yeah! Yipee! Yipee! Brian: Shhhh!
Minions: Yeah! Yipee! Yipee! Brian: Shhhh! Shhhh!
[Stuart Laughing]
[Stuart Farting]
Brian: Stop-a!
Brian: Stop-a! Stop-a!
Usher: They do not pay me enough to deal with this baloney.
Usher: Get up! Get out!
Usher: Get up! Get out! Brian: Oh no! No, noooo!
Kevin: Oh, it the Mario movie.
Stuart: Break the block!
[Minions Laughing]
Brian: Oh! Shhhhhhh!
Stuart: Hop!
[Stuart Flying and Singing]
Brian: You are not a bird, stupid! Just shish, shush-a!
Stuart: Roar!
Kevin: Grrrrr!
Bob: Meow!
[Minions Laughing]
Brian: Da! Shhhhh!
[Stuart Playing Guitar and Singing]
Brian: Ah, shhhh!
[Minions Singing]
Brian: Stop-a! I will not tolerate all of this!
Stuart: I'm a dog, got that? We like to sniff, lick and watch logos.
Minions: Ahhhhh!
Brian: Da, stop-a! Decode Entertainment is not scary!
[Minions Laughing]
Kevin: Woah, cool!
Brian: Shhhhh!
Bob: King Bob!
[Stuart and Kevin Laughing]
Brian: Oh! Shhhhhh!
[Minions Laughing]
[Stuart Whistling]
Brian: Ah, shhhhh!
[Kevin Singing]
[Kevin and Stuart Singing]
Brian: Ah, stop-a!
[Minions Crying]
Brian: Ha! Look at you!
[Brian Laughing]
Brian: Boo hoo!
Usher: You again!
Brian: Oh no! NOOO!
[Minions Laughing]
Kevin: This looks interesting. Let's watch.
Stuart: Okay.
Minions: Woah!
Brian: Shhhh!
[Minions Screaming]
Brian: Shhhhh!
Stuart: Woo hoo!
[Minions Laughing]
Brian: Ah, shhhh!
Bob: Shhhh!
[Minions Laughing]
Stuart: Shhhh!
[Minions Laughing]
Kevin: Shhhh!
Brian: Oh! S H H H H H H H H!
[Kevin Spitting]
Brian: Hey! Stop that right now!
Stuart: Hey, stupid! You gonna stop me, stupid?
Brian: No! Look at you!
[Minions Laughing]
[Minions Chanting]
Stuart: McDonald's!
Brian: Shhhh!
[Stuart Burping]
Brian: Ah, stop that right now!
Minions: Ahhhhh!
[Minions Laughing]
Brian: Shhhhhh!
Stuart: Roar!
Kevin: Grrrr!
Bob: Meow!
[Minions Laughing]
Brian: Da! Shhhhhh!
[Minions Laughing]
Brian: Ahhh! Stop-a!
Brian: Ahhh! Stop-a! Stop-a!
[Boing!]
[Boing!] [Boing!]
[Boing!] [Boing!] [Boing!]
[Bang!]
Brian: Stop-a!
Usher: They do not pay me enough to deal with this baloney.
Usher: Get up! Get out!
Usher: Get up! Get out! Brian: Oh no! No, nooooo!
Stuart: This is the movies.
Bob: No! It's logos.
Minions: Woah!
Stuart: Apple time.
[Minions Drinking]
Stuart: Ah, ha ha! Prepare to lose in the ultimate SLN straw battle!
Brian: Shhhhh!
Minions: Awwwww!
Bob: Mini!
Brian: Shhhhh!
Stuart: Eh, hello? Anybody home?
Brian: Ah, shhhhhh!
[Minions Headbanging to CBBC Ident]
[Minions STILL Headbanging to CBBC Ident]
[Minions Laughing]
[Minions Acting Like Chickens]
Minions: Bawk! Bawk! Bawk!
Brian: Listen, LG and Pac-Man is not telling you to become chickens. Just look at it, shhhhhhh!
Minions: Woah!
Minions: Woo hoo!
Minions: Yeah!
Brian: Down!
[Minions Laughing]
Brian: Shish! Shush-a!
[Minions Laughing]
Brian: Ewww!
Minions: Yeah! Yipee! Yipee!
Minions: Yeah! Yipee! Yipee! Brian: Shhhh!
[Minions Laughing]
Brian: Shish! Shush-a!
Minions: Yeah!
Minions: Yeah! Yeah!
Minions: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Minions: Woo hoo!
Stuart: The Budge monster!
[Minions Laughing]
Brian: Oh! Shhhhhh!
[Stuart Laughing]
[Stuart Farting]
Brian: Stop-a!
Minions: Ahhhhh!
[Minions Laughing]
Brian: Shhhhh!
[Minions Screaming]
Brian: Shhhhh!
[Minions Laughing]
[Kevin Whistling]
Brian: Ah, shhhhh!
Stuart: Meowwwwwwww!
[Stuart Scratching Brian's Hat]
Brian: They're crazy! Crazy! Crazy! Cra-
Usher: Time to go, gabby goose.
Minions: Oh!
Bob: It's the Windows logos!
Minions: Awwww!
Bob: Windows 10!
Brian: Shhhhh!
[Minions Spinning]
Minions: Bow wow! Woof! Bow wow!
Brian: Ah! Roblox doesn't turn you into dogs!
Stuart: Hop!
[Stuart Flying and Singing]
Brian: Just stop-a! Shish, shush-a!
Stuart: I'm a dog, got that? We sniff, lick and watch logos!
Minions: Ahhhhh!
Brian: Da, stop-a! Samsung isn't scary!
[Minions Crying]
Brian: Ah, shhhhh!
[Minions Laughing]
Brian: Shish! Shush-a!
[Minions Laughing]
Brian: Shish! Shush-a!
[Minions Laughing]
Brian: Ewww!
[Stuart Playing Guitar and Singing]
Brian: Ah, shhhh!
Minions: Yeah! Yipee! Yipee!
Brian: Shhhh! Shhhh!
Minions: Yeah! Yeah!
Minions: Boo! Boo!
[Minions Laughing]
Brian: Shhhhh!
Stuart: Eh, hello? Anybody home?
Brian: Ah, shhhhh!
[Minions Laughing]
[Stuart Playing Guitar and Singing]
Brian: Ah, shhhh!
[Minions Laughing]
[Kevin Throws Bob onto the Screen]
[Minions Laughing]
[Minions Singing]
Brian: Stop-a! Now I'm going to make you pay-
Usher: Ah, well. If it isn't Mr. Peanut again. Outcha go!
Usher: Ah, well. If it isn't Mr. Peanut again. Outcha go! Brian: Oh no! No no, no noooo!
[Minions Laughing]
Brian: Grrrrrrr!
[Thud!]