- At the top of the course, we have Calista and Chloe.
- Bend It Like Calista and Chloe
here are Division I soccer players.
- Ah, soccer, the metric system of sports.
[horn toots]
- And here's the...kickoff? - Uh, football.
- John, are you sure there's no kickoff in soccer?
- I'm not, but I am sure that Calista and Chloe
are moving at a good pace towards the mud pits.
Chloe approaches the Spanker Planks,
and--oh!
And the soccer star gets a rude greeting
by some of our athletes.
- That alone was more action than an entire soccer game.
- You said it, not me.
Chloe's teammate Calista looks like a natural in the ring.
- Oh--ooh, about as natural as my lashes, John.
- Come on, you're fine. Suck it up!
- Our wrestling friends have made this
a pretty dirty match so far.
- It's nothing these Sporty Spices can't handle.
- We'll see.
Here's Calista on the Tosser Tumbler.
- Oh, no! Scratch that.
Here's Calista on the Tosser Tumbler.
Oh!
- That's why you don't wear cleats in the ring.
I shouldn't be this tired!
- Despite a couple of hard hits,
these athletic ladies are making pretty good time.
They'll be in a good spot if they keep up the pace.
Who's up next, Camille?
- Thanks, guys.
I'm down here with Jennifer and Jay.
Welcome to "Wipeout," you guys.
- Thank you. - All right, thank you.
- All right, so tell me about what you do.
- I'm actually a woodworker. - Uh-huh.
- And I do pole fitness, so I'm an instructor.
- I really want to see what you can do!
- Yeah, of course.
- Not looking, I'm at work! I'm professional.
Nicole, let me know when she's done.
- Okay, she's done. - Thanks
Hey! - [laughs]
- What?
And with control on the dismount, wow!
That's unbelievable.
- What a coincidence!
I've been taking pole classes myself.
- Have you?
[sexy music]
- You know what the key is, John?
- Well, it looks like it's in the shoulders.
- No, it's in the pole.
I like a nice long one.
- Uh...
- You can call me "big pole Nicole."
- Surely, the size of the pole isn't everything.
I bet there are plenty of smaller poles out there
that do very well for themselves.
- [laughs]
Well, keep telling yourself that one, John.
- Let's go back down on the course.
Jen's boyfriend, Jay the woodworker,
is on the Jigglelator.
You know, woodworkers have a saying:
"Measure twice, cut once."
- Ouch!
I think Jay's saying, "Go slow, fall hard."
"Woodworking the Pole" is on pace to finish
a couple minutes slower than the soccer ladies,
but we'll see if they did enough
to poke through the next round.
- It's been a pretty sexy show so far, John.
Can't wait to see who's next.
both: Moo!
- Ahh! Wake up, Nicole, wake up!
- Nicole, Nicole, it's okay.
They're just the Milk Studs, Sam and Zach.
- Milk Studs?
- Yeah, these twins really love milk.
- Oh. Why are they so short?
- I'm Sam. - I'm Zach.
- And we are... [together] Milk enthusiasts!
- Everyone else thinks milk is disgusting.
- They tell me, they're like, you know,
"Milk only belongs in cereal."
- Milk should be drank at every meal.
Best beverage on the planet.
- The thing about "Wipeout," it's all about, you know,
gravity and having the right velocity and trajectories.
- I bet you I go further than you do on the Big Balls.
- No way that's true.
I guarantee I'll get all the Big Balls.
You'll probably fall off on the first one.
[cow mooing]
- Did you know I'm lactose intolerant, John?
- Really? Since when?
- Come on, climb faster! - Since watching those two.
- Well, let's see which twin can back up their tough talk
on the Big Balls.
- These are the most identical twins I've ever seen.
- Milk Stud Zach bounces on those things like a pro,
and...yes!
The lactose lover knocks off Hippie Smallsy
for the $250 Big Ball bonus.
- Ooh, he could buy the whole cow with that money.
- Let's go, bro! You got this!
I know you can do it, Sam! Go, go, go!
- If one twin can do it, so can the other, right?
Oh, no!
- Maybe they're not as identical as we thought.
- How am I so much better than you?
- Well, Zach was the Big Ball king,
but can either of these Milk Studs
get through the Jigglelator
without getting churned into butter?
- Come on, Sam or Zach, or Zach or Sam.
- Can't help you there, Camille,
but whichever one it is-- ooh, boy!
- Ooh!
- He's getting a good old-fashioned,
ice-cold dunkin',
and I ain't talking about doughnuts.
- I don't know which one this is,
but it looks just like the other one.
- These Milk Studs hold the fastest time so far
with an impressive 5 minutes and 8 second finish.