>> JAMES: AND FINALLY, THE THIRD WAY TO HELP IS ACTUALLY FOR ONE
PERSON IN PARTICULAR.
AND THAT PERSON IS DONALD TRUMP.
BECAUSE LAST NIGHT, TRUMP HAD PEACEFUL PROTESTORS SPRAYED WITH
TEAR GAS AND SHOT WITH RUBBER BULLETS TO CLEAR THE WAY FOR A
STAGED PHOTO OP OUTSIDE ST. JOHN'S CHURCH IN WASHINGTON D.C.
THAT'S RIGHT, ALL OF THAT HAPPENED JUST SO THE PRESIDENT
COULD DO THIS: ( SIRENS )
>> IS THAT YOUR BIBLE?
T'S A BIBLE.
>> James: IT'S NOT MY BIBLE, IT'S A BIBLE.
THAT EXPLAINS WHY I'M HOLDING IT SO WEIRD, JUST NOT USED TO THE
SPINE WIDTH.
>> JAMES: I MEAN, HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S NEVER SEEN A BOOK BEFORE
IN HIS LIFE, MUCH LESS TOUCHED ONE.
AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT, TRUMP ACTUALLY HAS A PRETTY DEEP AND
PERSONAL HISTORY WITH THE BIBLE.
>> YOU MENTIONED THE BIBLE, YOU HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT HOW IT'S
YOUR FAVORITE BOOK AND YOU SAID I THINK LAST NIGHT IN IOWA SOME
PEOPLE ARE SURPRISED YOU SAY THAT.
I'M WONDERING WHAT ONE OR TWO OF YOUR MOST FAVORITE BIBLE VERSES
ARE.
>> I WOULDN'T WANT TO GET INTO IT.
IT'S VERY PERSONAL.
WHEN I TALK ABOUT THE BIBLE, IT'S VERY PERSONAL, SO I DON'T
WANT TO GET INTO IT.
>> THERE'S NO PERSON YOU THINK ABOUT THAT MEANS A LOT.
>> THE BIBLE MEANS A LOT TO ME, BUT I DON'T WANT TO GET INTO
SPECIFICS.
>> EVEN TO CITE A VERSE.
NO, I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.
ARE YOU AN OLD OR NEW TESTAMENT GUY?
>> PROBABLY EQUAL.
I THINK IT'S INCREDIBLE.
THE WHOLE BIBLE SIN CREDIBLE.
I JOKE VERY MUCH SO.
THEY HOLD UP THE ART OF THE DEAL, I SAY MY SECOND FAVORITE
BOOK OF ALL TIME.
BUT I JUST THINK THE BIBLE IS SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL.
>> JAMES: WHAT A COINCIDENCE, BECAUSE MY FAVORITE PART OF THAT
CLIP WAS ALL OF IT.
IT'S TOO PERSONAL TO GET INTO SPECIFICS.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
IT'S A CLASSIC BOOK REPORT WHEN YOU DIDN'T READ THE BOOK.
NOW, UP UNTIL HIS RETIREMENT LAST YEAR, MY FATHER MALCOLM
WORKED AS A CHRISTIAN BOOK SALESMAN.
SO I HAVE AN INTIMATE RELATIONSHIP WITH THE BIBLE.
IN MANY WAYS, MY FATHER, THAT WAS HIS JOB,
HE WOULD GO AROUND THE COUNTRY SELLING BIBLES, AND ALSO THOSE
WEIRD LITTLE FISH YOU SEE ON THE BACK OF CARS, AND HE CAN GET YOU
A GREAT DEAL ON A CD BOX SET OF PAN PIPE WORSHIP MUSIC, PROVIDED
YOU STILL LISTEN TO TAPES OR C.D.s.
IF ANYONE KNOWS HOW TO HOLD A BIBLE, IT'S MY DAD.
SO I THOUGHT HE COULD DIAL IN AND HELP OUT PRESIDENT DONALD
TRUMP, AND ANYONE ELSE WHO MIGHT BE STRUGGLING WITH THE PROPER
WAY TO HOLD A BIBLE.
HE'S HERE WITH US NOW.
HI, DAD.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> GOOD.
>> James: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
YOU LOOK WELL.
>> YEAH, LOVELY, BEEN PLAYING GOLF TODAY, SO --
>> James: OH, NICE.
DAD, WE'RE SO HAPPY YOU COULD JOIN US ON THE SHOW TONIGHT.
DID YOU SEE TRUMP HOLD UP A BIBLE YESTERDAY?
>> I DID.
>> James: HOW WOULD YOU RATE HIS HANDLING OF THE BIBLE AS THE
EXPERT THAT YOU ARE.
>> HE LOOKED LIKE A FISH ON A BICYCLE.
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: THAT'S A GREAT LINE,
DAD.
NOW, YOU'VE HELD YOUR FAIR SHARE OF BIBLES IN YOUR TIME, AND
YOU'VE ACTUALLY PUT TOGETHER A LITTLE TUTORIAL OF WAYS FOR THE
PRESIDENT, OR ANYONE ELSE, TO HOLD A BIBLE WITHOUT
EMBARRASSING THEMSELVES.
LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT DAD'S TUTORIAL.
>> HI, I'M MYLES AND HERE ARE SOME WAYS TO HOLD A BIBLE.
SO THIS IS THE UNDERARM.
IT'S HANDY TO GIVE AWAY.
IF THEY DON'T WANT IT, BACK UNDER THE ARM, THERE YOU GO.
AND THIS IS THE PIZZA BOX.
JAMES, YOU'VE HEARD ALL ABOUT PIZZAS, THIS COMES WITH A SIDE
OF SALVATION.
AND THIS ONE, CLOSE TO MY HEART, I CALL AT THIS TIME MARGARET, MY
LOVELY WIFE, AND HOPEFULLY I'LL GET SOME BROWNIE POINTS AND CAN
PLAY GOLF TOMORROW.
AND THEN THERE'S THIS ONE, THE TESTIMONY, LIKE WHEN YOU'RE IN A
COURTROOM, I'M SURE MR. TRUMP KNOWS ALL ABOUT THAT AND COULD
BE USING IT AGAIN VERY SOON.
AND THEN THERE'S THIS WAY, THE OPEN BIBLE.
IT'S, I'M SURE, SOMETHING MR. TRUMP HAS NEVER DONE,
BECAUSE OPEN BIBLE, OPEN HEART.
>> James: THAT'ST GREAT, DAD!
THAT'S VERY HELPFUL!
THANK YOU VERY VERY MUCH!
>> GOOD.
I THOUGHT AS I'VE GOT THE BIBLE OPEN AND CONSIDERING THE FAC
THAT IT APPEARS THAT MR. TRUMP DOESN'T READ THE BIBLE, I
THOUGHT I WOULD GIVE A PASSAGE FROM PSALM 37, WHICH IS ONE OF
MY FAVORITE PSALMS.
IT'S EIGHT VERSES FROM PSALM 37.
IS THAT OKAY?
>> James: IS THAT A LOT.
WE'LL TRY IT.
TRUST IN THE LORD AND DO GOOD.
DWELL IN THE LAND AND ENJOY SAFE PASTURE, DELIGHT YOURSELF IN THE
LORD AND HE WILL GIVE YOU THE DESIRES OF YOUR HEART.
COMMIT YOUR WAY TO THE LORD.
TRUST IN HIM, AND HE WILL DO THIS.
HE WILL MAKE YOUR RIGHTEOUSNESS SHINE LIKE THE DAWN.
THE JUSTICE OF YOUR CAUSE LIKE THE NOON DAY SUN.
BE STILL BEFORE THE LORD AND WAIT PATIENTLY FOR HIM.
DO NOT FRET WHEN EVIL MEN SUCCEED IN THEIR WAYS, WHEN THEY
CARRY OUT THEIR WICKED SCHEMES.
>> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SHARING THAT TONIGHT, DAD.
WE'LL TRY NOT TO FRET.
WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
I MISS YOU, AND WE'LL TALK TO YOU VERY SOON.
>> ALL RIGHT, MATE.
GOD BLESS, LOVE YOU LOADS.
>> James: LOVE YOU, BUDDY.