- Who do you think will win in this reptile battle royal?
Peter Birch from Australia.
- Australia, for sure.
- Dingo from- - It's always Africa.
Is there any other place?
- [Brian] And then you have Savannah.
- America!
- You guys are gonna get to choose who wins.
And we're gonna do a series of challenges
to find out who is actually the best reptile handler.
Is it South Africa?
- Look at that!
- Is it America?
Is it Australia?
You're about to find out.
Let me see what this Aussie has.
(hip hop music)
- Man, he's eyeballing you.
- I think he likes me.
These guys like to eat tourists
around about 100 odd tourists every year get taken.
That's right, you Americans.
Come on into our country and you get taken away.
- [Savannah] Dingo! - [Dingo] Savannah!
- Dingo! - Savannah!
- What their animals lag,
you gotta try and make up with a big personality.
That's another dangerous thing.
These guys can leap about two meters outta the water.
I know you Americans can't work that out
but that's seven foot high.
- How many people can we fit in the van?
How many people can we fit in the van?
- Three continents, one van,
what trouble can we get out to next?
(water splashes)
- He's not bad.
Same body shape as a blue-tongued skink,
bit big in the toilet area.
- Well, Dingo, if it's a blue-tongue
feel free to reach on over and give it a pat.
These guys are one of the few animals
that like to particularly hunt humans as prey items.
I'm on the menu today. (dramatic music)
Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!
Oy! Oy! Oy!
- [Cameraman] Let's go out.
- That's right. I'm going for the big boys.
I can't let you guys show me up, so I'm down.
Let's do this. (hip hop music)
That's the way you do it, South Africa.
That's the way you do it, Australia.
- What?! That was an Australian saltwater crocodile.
Don't steal my thunder!
- [Brian] Dingo, how do you feel about that?
- Phenomenal, phenomenal. I'm in love, actually.
I'll take every single salties gotcha.
- Thank God for Cedes.
(men laugh)
- [Cameraman] Excuse you. - What?
- So what are you guys rank about?
Apex predator, I crushed that, man.
You guys don't stand a chance.
- Firstly, you got two Americans in there protecting you.
Secondly,- - You know why?
- You see this thing here. - You know why?
- That is biting me harder
than your little crocodile could.
- The reason why I went in there
with two Americans is because one,
they're not that very smart.
They're a little bit dimwitted.
- I think Americans are really clever.
I think you're being rude to them.
- How you gonna beat Americans
when you can't even beat the heat?
- It is as hot as a camel's crotch, here.
- This guy.
Terminator is a bigger, badder crocodilian
then your silly little Nile crocodile.
- My seven year old son could roll him over on his back
and tickle his stomach
and give her little kiss, good night.
- If you don't love America,
you know where you can go.
- Don't start that now!
Come on, hungry boy!
Look at that!
Look how well he is behaving.
A little bit closer.
He's a monster, you clever boy!
How's about that?
This guy is tougher than my mother-in-law's chicken.
Come on. Good boy!
He is used to eating proper prey.
He's not like a salt water crocodile comes up,
eats a little bird out of its nest.
No, no, no, no.
This guy is eating zebra,
strongest bite force of any croc in the world.
Way more than an Aussie.
5,000 pounds per square inch.
These big teeth here.
They're a bulkier, heavier croc.
Second longest species in the world,
but my money's on the Nile croc
as actually being the toughest of all of them.
Because of the big bite force of Nile crocodiles
inside my heart.
- Dingo thinks he's the big deal.
America! - Americans got this.
- [Brian] Gotta get closer. - Closer!
- Closer. - [Brian] Closer.
(man in tie dye shirt screams)
- Food! Come on.
Kyle up! - Up!
Danny, tell us what to do.
Danny, come on.
- [Danny] Be more assertive.
- Up! - [Danny] More assertive.
- Up! - Up!
Get up! Up! - Get up, boy!
- Working - Oh!
- Okay, what the problem is?
- I'm not touching it on the nose like that.
- No, no.
- I'm not touching- - I'm not touching him.
- A Nile crocodile on the nose.
Up, up, up!
- Told you Americans can do it.
- America's - Got it.
- So guys listen a minute.
I'm gonna get the Australian outta here really quick.
Come on.
All right guys, I've got a good question for you.
What is your favorite tortoise from your country?
- Leopard tortoise.
- [Brian] Favorite from your country?
- Gopher tortoise.
- [Brian] How about your country?
- The non-existent tortoise.
- Guess Australia doesn't have a tortoise.
- You don't have a tortoise.
- Okay, back to Nile crocodiles here at Primitive Predators,
absolutely wonderful place.
Link in the description of all their stuff.
That is spectacular.
Pete, I don't know, man,
that Nile is pretty dope, dude.
- [Pete] I think we're gonna win this.
- Okay, well, just keep commenting down below.
Let us know.
Dingo, have you ever fed a crocodile before?
- I screwed the pooch.
- Man, I tell you, I was like thinking things were,
the crocodile did great.
- I dropped the ball.
Oh, I stuffed it up.
- How, let me ask you real quick.
Nile, salty, alligator, rate them, one to three.
- Based on what?
I mean you could rate every single species.
Oh. - One, two, three.
- Nile's number one.
- And he's got 20 species.
- I know that you love American alligators,
well, you love 'em all.
- All three of those, yeah.
- What's your favorite?
- Overall, Nile crocodile.
- I'm embarrassed our name curse.
- I'm gonna be honest with you,
I'm pretty embarrassed for you too.
These Niles, I mean, they're amazing, right?
- We're training. This is training.
Crocodile training doesn't happen overnight.
- [Brian] I have a feeling I could just jump in
and pet 'em on the nose.
- If we're down there, Brian would be dead.
(tense music)
- [Brian] You missed again.
- By the ear.
I wasn't gonna let him go.
- I'm not sure about this one, Dingo.
Dingo. - He got it by the ear.
- Stick with your black mambas, man.
- No, bro.
- [Brian] Stick with your black mambas, all right?
- All right, I'm defeated.
- Dingo, you looked worse to me
trying to catch an anole.
- That was bad.
It was pathetic, trust me.
- That was pathetic.
- That was unpowerful.
(hip hop music)
(everyone claps)
- This isn't the type of challenge
I thought we were doing.
- Is this all you got?
- Y'all ain't ready for this.
Home of the free, land of the brave!
We champion our amazing American alligator.
Terminator is coming for you, South Africa.
Coming for you, Australia!
Super fast. - You don't need
a safety briefing for a puppy dog.
You go up, you grab him by the tail.
You stroke him on the head and you move on.
- Is that what your plan is?
- Is that coming from the person
that's already got a broken arm
from like a baby snake mamba.
- Blah, blah, blah, blah.
- All right, for us Americans,
Savannah and I we're going in with Terminator
and we're gonna show them a little bit about
how cool American alligators can actually be.
- Yeah.
- Most dangerous thing in this swamp are the mosquitoes.
Check these things,
they're doing nothing.
Terminator!
To outsmart the alligator,
every other alligator's coming, except for Terminator.
(water splashes)
- There's no safe spot.
What they lack in size,
they make up for in performance.
Whoa!
- [Lyle] Don't come over here with them.
- Would you be standing ankle deep in the water
if they 10 miles or-
- Like it ain't nothing.
- You lie like your pants stink.
- You saw Lyle come out.
Y'all don't know me like that.
I'll fight both of y'all right now, right here, right now.
Peter Birch, come on, man.
At least Dingo's got some weight on him.
He might be able to hold me down.
You can't do nothing.
- I don't need weight, I got skill.
- Tell me five animals from your land
that is gonna convince me that South Africa is amazing.
- African elephant, great white shark,
black Mamba, Nile crocodile, gaboon viper.
- Well, are great white sharks really from South Africa?
- Yes. That's only place in the world they breach up,
smash the seal, go 20 foot into air,
pa pa down, half the seal left over.
Come on, bro. You know it makes sense.
- I don't know.
I think Guadalupe would do that too.
Top five Australian animals, go!
- Echidnas, dingoes, that's right, dingoes.
We got dingoes in Australia.
Not like that South African dingo.
Kangaroos, (indistinct) and perentie monitors.
- Well, you got me on perentie monitors.
That's speaking my language now.
- Less talking and deliver.
- Savannah representing America, top five.
- America! American alligator,
the most badass animal on the planet Earth,
American crocodile.
Number three, chameleon, invasive.
Spectacle caimon, invasive.
brown basilisk, invasive.
- She's building an argument.
- Number six, Burmese python, invasive.
- Next up, we actually have venomous snake handling.
And for that, I've got my boy, Will Nace.
He's got a beautiful Eastern diamond back.
- They are the world's largest rattle snake,
so these guys can get up to eight feet long.
And that's why I think
they're some of the best rattles snakes to have.
If you feed them correctly, not large meals,
smaller meals more often,
these guys will grow to be massive.
So absolutely love them.
And if you get bit by this,
let's just say, if you get bit in the hand,
not gonna be enjoying the rest of the year
because your hand will slowly start to rot off.
- Next up, we have the Australian death adder.
- I mean, it might be short and robust.
These little fellas pack a punch.
In fact, they're the fifth most deadliest snake
in the world, very heavily neurotoxic,
which means it actually affects your nervous system.
It actually affects the synapsis
and your pro lapses or whatever isniss.
Now the coolest thing about these guys is that
their strike is 26 hundreds of a second.
In other words, it'll bite you twice
before you've even felt the first one.
- And not to be shown up,
we have Dingo here- - Don't forget about me.
- From South Africa
and of course he's got a forest cobra.
- Now, West African forest cobras in my book,
the second most dangerous snake to handle
after the black mamba.
And that's one of the things
that makes African snakes so dangerous.
Look at that.
Look how it climbs.
And these snakes will swim.
They'll climb and they'll bite you for free.
Super, super quick. Look at it.
Trying to climb, trying to climb.
Come around the corner.
Look at that. Look how they climb.
Isn't it amazing?
The West African forest cobra,
one of the most dangerous snakes to handle
anywhere in the world. (tense music)
Okay, he's gonna come straight to you, bro.
- Africans are so crazy.
We stopped filming the video
and he's still playing with this darn snake.
I don't know what this guy's thinking.
- That's how we do it in Africa.
- [Will] What?!
- I'll teach you my ways.
(Will laughs)
- Who do you think's gonna win?
- I think Dingo's gonna win.
- I don't think he's gonna- - Ugh.
See, the Africans would never have dropped that.
- Right and I mean,
have you seen Dingo balance anything on his head?
- Yeah. - No, you haven't.
I love Uncle Peter. - Peter.
- My money's on Savannah.
- Yeah, Savannah's pretty a good bet.
- And I know what they're talking about.
These guys are stupid as (beep).
- I totally spaced and forgot about this,
but we also have American crocodiles.
- Oh, American- - Totally spaced.
If by any chance we start to lose the contest,
Oscar's gonna take you in
with our two American crocodiles down there.
South African, Australian can eat it.
- They're going down.
- Don't rig the game so that it at the end
you fake win the thing.
You can't win it. - It's in Florida,
in the United States of America,
the only place in the world where there are alligators,
crocodile, and caiman.
We also have spectacle caiman here in the state of Florida.
They are an invasive species.
- You don't advertise it.
- But we're calling them our own.
- There's not only cool crocodilians here,
but I met my buddy Oliver.
Where you from?
- London. - From London.
He's hanging out here at Gatorland today.
You have fun today, all right?
So I'm so excited,
today marks my one year anniversary of being
an official Gatorland employee
and I get my first check.
And this is no joke.
I literally am an official Gatorland employee.
Do you have my check?
- Yes I do.
It's been exactly one year,
since you signed your contract.
- Yes, it has.
- And you do want cash or-
- I'd like cash, actually, if you don't mind.
- It's gonna take me a minute, hold on.
Nope. There you go.
There's your- - $1 man.
I get $1.
My first dollar I've ever earned from Gatorland. Yay!
- [Lyle] Listen. - Why does he get paid?
- He signed a contract for it, so there it is.
- Okay, so I wanna know Peter,
how many times have you been bitten by venom snakes
from your native land?
- Today? - Your lifetime?
- A couple. - How about you?
- Five. - You know what?
I have never been bitten by a snake
from my native land that is venomous,
so maybe you guys should think about
doing something else with your career.
(Dingo laughs) - Copperhead.
- Listen, Kyle felt so bad for Dingo,
you invited him to feed the salty, huh?
- Yeah, he's got a second chance with the monster.
Again, the second time was questionable.
I did see an ear, but is an ear enough.
(tense music)
- Come on! (tense music continues)
Whoa! How's the jaw pop on that one?
Pop, pop, pop! - That's how you do it.
Look at that. Look at the smile.
- That's a great crocodile.
Your chuckney tunnel just goes, ooh,
as it goes caw, caw, caw, caw, in the air.
(dramatic music)
- [Brian] Of course, representing America,
we've got Kyle over here.
He's gonna show us how to feed an alligator
the proper way.
- We got quite the impressive
American alligator here.
Unlike Chubbs, this guy is full of spunky energy.
Come on, bud.
- Oh, look at that. (dramatic music)
A little tug of war. (dramatic music)
The rabbit held up well.
Yeah, I mean America, I tell you,
America still has an amazing crocodile.
- They really, really do.
He's just around 12 feet.
- [Brian] 12 feet.
- [Kyle] Yeah, he is a monster.
- Take that South Africa and Australia.
Now listen here guys,
Australia's got some amazing crocodile
and so does South Africa,
but the fact is, what do we have?
We have American crocodile.
- Hold, Walter! - Hold, buddy.
Hold, buddy! Hold! - I need you to hold!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. (dramatic music)
Look at this guy.
Whoa. - You ready?
Hold it up high, Brian.
Hold it up high!
- [Brian] Ah! - Oh!
Walter.
- Take that Australia and South Africa.
- [Oscar] America! - [Brian] America!
- Not too America, not too America.
- Remember to comment down below
which country you think smashed this challenge.
For now, I'm outta here.
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