My.
What a beautiful day.
I only wish I had someone to share it with.
(Frog Croaks)
Oh.
Hello there, Mr. Frog.
What are you doing here, all by yourself?
(Frog Croaks)
Kiss you?
Well, you must be one of those
enchanted frogs I’ve read about in stories.
But...
Dare I kiss you?
OK.
Ha ha ha. Jack pot.
What’s going on, princess?
Time to get a fuck on.
Ha ha. OK. Thank you.
That’s nice of you, but
NO, I’ll pass.
No, no, no. It’s OK.
You know, the story...
You kiss the frog, I turn into a prince
and we get to do it, so let’s get to it.
It’s not that I don’t appreciate the offer.
It’s very nice.
You’re just not exactly what I was looking for, so...
Ouh.
No.
Ahh...
That’s fucken great. Jesus.
I’m sorry I’m no Prince Charming.
Oh, I’ve upset you. I’m sorry.
I didn’t mean to, I just...
Well, you did.
I left behind a good thing for you.
I have like... a frog wife.
I have like nine hundred tadpoles.
Forget it.
I guess I should have known
How could she ever love me?
I went from slimy and green
but still I hoped that she’d see
that something in me.
I guess he’s not that bad.
He’s only kind of fat.
P 90 X
My friends tell me to leave
they cannot stand his web feet.
But I’m trying to see.
I love you every day.
That’s all I wanted.
What about our kids?
They’ll be fine. Green is the new black.
We’ll finally learn to see
What it means to be free
If you settle on
me
(LOUD CROAK)
Ah! No. I cannot do this.
Ahhhh. Fuuuucccckkkk!
Hey, guess what, princess
You changed me again.
My green balls are blue now.
OK. Look. I’m sorry.
You’re just...
Fucken tease.
...not what I had in mind.
Why?
If you must know
when I kissed that frog
I... was..
kind.. of... hoping
for a...
princess.
Ha ha hhaaaaaa...
Oh shit.
Lady, if you wanted a princess
you should have kissed
a beaver.