- We were talking the other day about using
different food delivery services.
I use Uber Eats, which is the right answer.
- I use Postmates.
- Which is not right--
- Which is the mainstream answer.
- And then Joyce, what do you use?
- Oh I use DoorDash.
- Which, like, what?
I didn't even know that was a thing.
- I didn't know it was either. - They're great.
- Obviously I think I'm right
and the only way to prove it is to test this challenge.
- You did all this just to prove you're right?
- Yeah, alright, let's test this challenge.
- Alright, so criteria one, price rate.
- Yes.
- So delivery price is gonna to be different on everything
and so we are all going to get
the exact same thing, alright?
Second criteria--
- How fast does it get here? - How fast?
- At the end of the day, you want your food
as fast as possible.
- Yeah, that's honestly probably the most important part.
- That is true. - Yeah truly I think that is.
Criteria three, how great is the delivery itself?
Do they come to the door?
Do they call?
Do they go above and beyond?
- The fourth criteria is gonna be the quality of the order.
To be honest, this one's a low variable
because this could just be to the restaurants.
- That's true, there's an asterisk next to that one--
- And to the driving.
- There's a little asterisk there
because this is a little, we're just gonna
test the waters with that one.
On the count of three, everyone say what they're thinking
in their head what they want to eat, okay?
One, two, three.
- [All Together] (inaudible)
- Shake Shack? Ooh.
- Shake Shack! Okay.
- Oh!
- No, y'all are really trying to make me go to sleep
it's already been a tough Friday, I'm tired.
- Shake Shack isn't on Uber Eats.
- [Dramatic Tone] No!
- Oh nevermind, I spelled "Shake Shake"
It's still not here.
- What?!
- Wow. Okay that's a point against fucking Uber Eats.
- Minus one Uber Eats.
- Wait, what about Five Guys?
- [All Together] Ooh!
- Five Guys are great burgers.
- I think we should get bacon cheese burgers.
- I mean, I'm not mad about it.
- I'm not mad about it either, bacon cheese burger okay?
- Okay, yes.
Bacon cheese burger, can we do ketchup?
- Yeah okay. Lettuce.
- And lettuce.
- Lettuce, pickles, tomato.
- Okay okay okay okay.
- Okay wait, this is more interface than y'alls.
So I have to like sit there and put likes.
- Oh, I will say Uber Eats for all the other faults
this is very easy and simple.
- Oh yeah, I'm just clicking the boxes
- Just click it, just scroll down and click.
- Mine only has coke, diet coke, or sprite.
- Mine only has tea, simply lemonade,
Dasani, or bottled soda.
- They don't even give me an option for drink.
- Wait, you don't have an option?
- Oh they give me an option, I just can't pick.
what drink, so, we'll find out what drink I get.
- Alright so I'm just gonna get a regular drink, Coke.
- I'm just gonna add bottled soda and see what happens.
Okay now lets go totals with a drink, a bacon cheese,
burger, and fries.
- Yes.
- My uber eats is $24.23.
- My Post Mates is $19.62.
- $24.86.
- Wow.
- Postmates is the cheapest!
- Postmates is the cheapest option.
Ready? Three, two, one.
- [All Together] Go!
- [Singing] Ordering.
Uber Eats ETA is 12:15 pm.
- Oh! My Postmates is 12:20
- MMMMM. Uber. Eats.
- Mine is 12:19
- Oh, so these are real close
and that always changes
- That's so true cause its like --
- So of course it's gonna be down to the wire.
Mine changed to 12:08 so soon.
- Mine changed to 12:19, so.
- Why, why?
- I've just been burned by Postmates,
I've been burned by Uber Eats
Doordash is a lover for me.
- 12:04 that's like ten minutes from them
- Dammit
- That's like 14 minutes from now
(evil laughter)
oh James is actually kinda cute
- You can not tell from this itty bitty bubble
mine got bumped up to 8:16, and he's...
I don't have a delivery yet. I don't have a person.
- My doordash called me and asked what drink I would like
since there wasn't an option on the website.
- See? That's a website issue
- That is a website issue
it sounds like DoorDash should get a better website
- DoorDash cares.
- Mine is coming so, the soonest.
- I just got by guy! His name is Fabio
I have a 19 minute ETA, damn.
- Mine is coming in 5 minutes.
Ah look! He's moving.
Oh my god look, he's right on the way
- Wait are guys are so clo--
oh he's getting real close.
- Oh yours is trailing so behind
- I hate this
(silly laughter)
my guy is going away from us, no
- Mine hasn't even moved this whole time
so ya know, doordash, you're really losing today.
Crystal called me two minutes ago, so I know
she's at the place, I just don't know
where she is.
- Right
- Ohmygod you're really going to have to go outside.
They just added a minute to my ETA
- Mmmm
wow I have never tracked this so closely
now that's a lie. I track it so closely
- Oh when I'm hungry I'm always like that
oh I'm like "where are you, why are you not here?"
- Yeah yeah yeah
- And when I see them close I'm like ohmygosh
I have to put on my pants
Joyce just walked away, so there's no telling
where her food is
- Wait mine went back, wait.
Wait wait wait wait wait wait
- (laughing) Yes!
- Wait wait wait wait wait
- I love it
- James why are you facing that direction?
- He's like aw I forgot the fries I have to run
back to the store
- Imagine.
- Wouldn't that be epic
- He's back on it, alright
- Yeah you're, I think you should--
- Alright alright, lets lets lets get this going
he's speeding, he's speeding!
- Aw damnit. My guy is going to the street your guy is on
- Maybe
- That is, I think that's him. Wow.
- Great
- You did it!
- I walk up and he goes, hey are you Lindsey?
And I go "yeah"
and he goes "happy Friday! I love your nail color!"
he was just so nice and so happy.
- God you really, you lucked out.
- It was a really good one
- And you got it first
- Joyce, look who got her food!
- What's your ETA?
19 minutes? Okay.
- Oh that's a long time
- Mine is in three. He's on this street.
I'm not first, but I'm not last.
Because Joyce is currently at 12:19 so
- Okay lets go get yours baby!
Where is yours?
- He's 2 minutes away, he's on Highland so we'll see
he's um, making his approach, that's him right there
I feel like my guy is gonna like, just throw
the food out at me.
(both laughing)
- Oh, is that, wait.
I think it is!
(evil laughter)
mine was nicer!
- He was nice, he didn't like compliment me
or say anything about me
but at least he put it in a bag!
- He cried and got a bag.
Alright, Joyce is no where to be found but we just got
notice that her food is here so we are gonna
get it.
- It came here at 12:19 like it said it would
- She was waiting at the door, and I was like,
oh we can pick it up
and she literally wasn't going to give it to me.
She was like, you're not Joyce
- She does have points
- And she was like what's your name
and I go Lindsey??
Like, she was actually very protective that Joyce
got her food.
- Doordash cares about their customers only.
(victorious music)
- So now its just up to quality
you guys got a good wad of napkins
- Ohh napkins
- Um I think I got a little wad
- Oh yeah
- Oh you got a big wad
- Alright do you guys have ketchup?
- Um
- Classic ketchup
- Yeah I do have ketchup!
- I don't have any ketchup.
- Ohhhhhh
- See? Cause Uber Eats doesn't care.
- Dammit
- Dang
- I got my fries.
- A bunch of fries, and then the burger
- Yeah
- We both got coke, but I got it in this, and then...
- I got a bottled coke
- You got a bottle
- Yeah and then I got Sprite.
- Okay guys what time was your food put in?
- Mine was put in at 11:38 am
- Wait mine says 11:41? Yet it still came first.
- Mine was 11:37. That's crazy.
- That's so weird
- Come on door dash, you gotta do better.
- Is everything right in your order?
- Oh my god this is the best burger I've ever taste
- Wait what?
(slow trombone playing)
- Oh yours is literally --
- Wait, what.
- My burger, lettuce.
Okay God, I get it. I'll start working out again
damn, that was so disrespectful.
- Or was there some user error there on the,
(laughing)
- See yall (mumbling) we are all Geminis,
and you see how disrespectful Geminis are.
- How cheap it was, Postmates.
- Postmates definitely won that one
- Okay
how fast it was
- (all together) postmates
- Damn
- Okay the best service, when they gave me the food
- He did, he was a really nice guy.
- Postmates
- Doordash.
- Although
(inaudible) I'll give you Doordash for protecting your food
- Definitely points for, I think that's
I think that's a good tie.
And then quality, you didn't get ketchup
- (buzzer)
- And I...
- And then she got the wrong order
- Postmates again
(ding ding ding)
- Oh yeah I won!
- We are all winners because we all got a burger.
- (laughing) except for Joyce because she got
a lettuce burger.
- Its actually kind of good.
And I think y'all should try it. When I actually think
about it, I was like oh its actually kind of refreshing.
Its not heavy.
(jazz music)