[music playing]
This show was filmed in front of a live studio audience.
[moaning]
Need...furniture!
[heavy breathing]
[laughing]
[applause]
[crying]
I don't know what to do, SpongeBob.
You gotta help me. Look!
Dear Patrick,
Your mom and I are coming out tomorrow for Starfish Day.
My parents think I'm dumber than a sack of diapers.
Don't worry, Patrick!
I'll be the dummy! When your parents see how dumb I act,
they'll think you're the smartest guy ever!
A, B, C, D, E, F, G...
[doorbell ringing]
H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O...
Should I get the blow horn again, Marty?
W, X, Y and Z.
Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
Son, you recognized us this time!
Why wouldn't I recognize my own parents?
You never were a bright one.
Uh...
[laughing]
Well, aren't you gonna show us inside?
He probably forgot where it is.
Oh, I know where --
Oh let me lead the way so we don't get lost, hold hands now.
[laughing]
Okay, we're almost there!
Let go on three. One...two...three!
Good job!
Pats for Patrick!
[laughing]
I'll go get the beverages.
[laughing]
Wow, son!
You put the drinks in something this time!
Aw, son.
You must have been working all night to put these together for us.
- We love you! - We love you!
[kissing]
[doorbell ringing]
Hooray! The idiot's here!
I mean, I'll get it!
What a surprise!
Hi.
[applause]
Mom, Dad, meet my neighbor, SpongeBob!
Hi.
Hello there!
- How do you do? - Hi.
Put her there.
[doll squeaking]
He means shake.
No, SpongeBob no! Shake hands!
No, SpongeBob.
Grab my dad's hand.
Grab it with only one hand.
Good boy!
Now move your arm up and down.
[laughing]
So, SpongeBob, do you live nearby?
- Hi. - No, SpongeBob.
Show them your house!
[laughing]
No, not your blouse! Your house!
[screaming]
[laughing]
You know, son,
I've always known that when it comes to brightness, well you're about a 3-watt.
But this guy... He's a wet match in a dark cave.
He makes phone operators seem smart!
But, but more importantly son,
he's shown me what a sharp, quick-witted boy you've become
I feel like I'm really meeting you for the first time!
Isn't that right, Janet?
You bet, Marty!
Janet? Marty?
Who are you people?
Marty, I'm scared.
[doorbell ringing]
[laughing]
Excuse me.
Does this lovely couple belong to you?
They've been standing outside my house saying, "Where's Patrick?" all day!
It's driving me nuts!
Mom!
Dad!
[laughing]
Wow, son. You actually recognized us this time!
And you remembered to get dressed today!
[laughing]
Oh, that's right honey.
We don't have a son!
Oh yeah!
[laughing]
[music playing]