her blink touched my blink it kind of
felt blank shut up hey guys you guys
like their Smosh loops so much we
decided to some more I wrote a story for
Anthony yeah he wrote another store for
me and I'm like kind of sick right now
so I just do this video like this all
right well let's get to choosing those
libs shall we look at these amazing new
cups we got major upgrade my freaking
things are so inflated I don't think
it's a myself I'm here on the ground you
can't press it down unless you open it
just do my skin all right
let's fill out my little my little
Libby's here okay starting it off with a
noun
baby powder crazy adventure potato
hunting cheesecake bad cartoon
catchphrase that mean Bragi room curse
you perry the platypus
that's it I'm the worst at doing accents
Irish adjectives farting number one but
number What's Your Number 17 weird sport
curling isn't that where you're like on
ice and you're like and then you sweep
them the same we've been hanging in the
people right yep just like that type of
movements fingering it's not a movement
it can be now pause so there's really
disgusting greeting put your money in
the bag put it in okay
that's a drink okay babe shake something
nasty this is what happens when you make
a video and you're sick kids
why don't you soon their kids body part
testicle douche bag another body part
left nostril thing in space Sandra
Bullock that's coming up my nose and
finally the last one yeah random word
dick balls alright let's get some my
strip alright let's try it
Anthony is sitting on baby powder
playing with this purple frog Wow a
cross-eyed Anthony exclaims this has to
be more fun than that one time my potato
hunted with Kevin Hart Kevin Hart quick
[ __ ] around how the Kelly's mo tag up
just then Anthony gets a call from his
cheesecake bone that you keeps hidden in
his underwear for emergencies he picks
the phone up rigorously and says curse
you perry the platypus the person
answers
back in a poorly done Irish accent I'm
glad you wrote poorly done I I wrote it
for you all I can think about is lucky
charms you can't get ahold of my lucky
charms
that's not even good-looking dad fellas
this is Tom Hiddleston I've got this
Barton kid and I need some dumb jerk to
babysit him do you have any experience
with Barton kid Anthony thinks hard well
the only job I've had before was as a
youtuber that worked out that's actually
pretty damn true Tom Hiddleston answers
back great I'll be there in 17 seconds
you hot potato
Anthony decides to pass the time by
doing curling naked even here's a ring
of the door who is it any fingers over
to the door
Anthony opens the door to find Tom
Hiddleston's kids standing there all
alone put your money in the bag the kid
says while licking a frozen taco on a
stick Oh Anthony looks where's your mom
kid answers she was late for a job at
the banana factory kanaka moon
Anthony sat the kid on his tripods to
him and Anthony gave the kid a glass of
his favorite drink a milky milkshake the
kids spat it out this tastes like blue
waffles I'm hungry make me a son Anthony
looked at him weird really you want a
salad I know how to make a really good
[ __ ] strawberry pop-tart the kids
started to cry out like a dying seal it
got so loud and annoying that Anthony's
ears and testing
Anthony exclaimed how will I ever shut
this little douchebag up he decided to
make a salad out of his esophagus a
blood-covered chainsaw and a tiny
Mulligan when Tom Hiddleston returned he
found his child eating the salad hmm
best babysitter ever Tom Hiddleston
freaks out yells tomato you're the worst
babysitter in the world
I'm Hilson kicked Anthony all the way up
in his face when he vented hits his left
nostril on Sandra Bullock even dies but
not before uttering his final word dick
falls my final words dick balls you told
me to have some extra clothes waiting
just in case I might get wet it's a
possibility and it begins with a verb
regurgitate family member that weird
creepy uncle at Jack Haney oh no I got
that again sensual sexting Chuck I'm
choosing sexual I don't get it I'm
guessing probably gonna get naked or
something huge ice pops
made-up insult there's a whole lot in
here
slimy [ __ ] Nazi bad pickup lines did you
just fart because you blew me away
herb attract another sexual it's a body
part rectum type of dance laugh dance
seriously I've got like every single
sexual thing Disney song okay
spoonful of sugar from Mary Poppins type
of liquid blood the last one number 23
all right I am excited for you to act
out the script the
alright go ahead and read it and I made
sure this time it has an actual story
last time I made my story made no sense
it didn't make any sense but this one
makes sense
Ian regurgitates awkwardly with all of
his clothes on in a full bathtub when
suddenly he gets a phone call
it's his crazy nudists weird creepy
uncle who wants him to come and help a
move a loveseat to his new apartment
Ian lies to him and says uh I'm sorry
but I can't help you because I am
helping the President of the United
States save the world
Ian hangs up on the now angry family
members yeah no one hangs up on the
creepy nudist uncle and relaxes in the
bath until he gets another phone call
a tiny President Obama tells Ian hi I'm
President Barack Obama I need your help
you bull haired baggage I need you to do
three very important things or America
will be destroyed a sensual Ian sex from
the tub and shouts of course mr.
President Barack Obama I'll do anything
you need me to the president tells him
the first thing you need to do is suck
yourself with a huge ice Popp 123456789
times Ian tells the president roads
where we're going we don't need roads
and Wiggles out of the tub in the
kitchen it is about to suck himself with
a huge ice pop but gets freaked out and
fakes it oh man I am sucking myself with
this huge ice pop the president screams
look here you slimy [ __ ] Nazi I have a
thousand security cameras set up in your
house and I know that you're lying it is
revealed that the president is now in
the same room as Ian the president
threatens Ian with a pencil no you
better do it you're both hired [ __ ] Ian
sexily says did you just fart because
you blew me away the president angrily
exclaims
stop trying to butter me up and get to
it Ian reluctantly sucks himself
123456789 times the president watches
him like a poison creep you suck that
well sure the president regains his
composure okay now it's time for your
second test to save humanity you need to
attract a drunk old man with your rectum
Ian finds a drunk old man and happily
does it how do you drunk stinky old man
my love for you was like diarrhea I just
can't hold it it
alright so hot the president records it
on his futuristic old woman's bra with a
camera built-in the president says ok
and now for your final test
do a lap dance while seen spoonful of
sugar and balancing dynamite on your
head
Ian does this while the president dances
along in the corner while making cat
noises Ian suddenly trips and drops the
dynamite and chops his head off ok the
President sees this and laughs like
Towelie from South Park then rips off a
mess to reveal that he is in fact he is
crazy nudist weird creepy uncle he tells
Ian you should have helped me move my
loveseat I had to move it to the 15th
floor all by myself
Ian cries blood says well I learned my
lesson if I'd had never lied to my
family I would still have my body and
stuffs
Ian's head is then put into a box and he
says I guess I didn't get ahead of the
situation he laughs at his own joke for
23 straight seconds without stopping
[Laughter]
oh he then dies of hunger because he has
no arms to feed himself the end oh wow I
think that got even more weird than last
wash lips I didn't think it was possible
yeah so thanks a lot for sending in your
suggestions guys and making this way
weirder than it should have been yeah
and actually guys leave suggestions
below for other things that you guys
think we should do today we did Ian
meets Barack Obama Anthony babysits and
yeah we'll use those suggestions for
next time what's that Sandra Bullock you
want to make out oh okay I'm getting a
call from the president what's that mr.
president you want me to make out with
Sandra Bullock instead of Ian okay give
me Sandra Bullock I get her
president's orders but lucky just all
Irish people you are free to mash on
means we now pause for this really
disgusting shot of me blowing my nose
Dino here this is what happens when you
go through puberty
Anthony wakes up in a jail cell covered
in corn