Hey Breadtube. It's been awhile. And I know what you're thinking.
And you're right darling.
Ooh boo boo boo. But first things first. This
lighting is not becoming. There we go instantly more revolutionary for some
reason? Next we need a little atmosphere. Nice yeah. That's right. It's Zoey. Or an
online music catalog equivalent because I can't afford her incredible talent. Oh
and let's not forget the thirst. And naturally, pageantry. What Breadtube video
would be complete without a cold glass of soy milk here - poured directly onto
my face.
Ooh boo boo boo.
Satire is derived from Latin word satur And the subsequent phrase lanx satura.
Marcus Fabius Quintilianus a Roman educator was the first scholar credited
with coining the phrase claiming infamously that satura was a genre of
Holy Roman origins. At the time he was unaware that he was commenting on Greek satire
and at the time he also...[Dave] Pst hey hey! Hey this is boring as fuck.
Nobody cares about dead Greeks. You need to talk about the upcoming centricide.
Centricide? [Dave] Or better yet make a song about it something those Zoomers will love to
share on Tik Tok. [Lance] Who the hell are you? Oh any number of things but for this one
let's I'm a hentai weeb nazbol liberatrian ancom. That's deeply deeply concerned about mayonaise. What does any of that mean? It just seems like a bunch of
ideologies strung together?
Utterly meaningless! The kids are going to love it!
Why would they love it? Because you're going to teach them what all these terms mean.
And when you do it you're always going to be smiling
Because everything is basically extreme satire.
Extreme satire?
Yes extreme! It's highly enlightened centrism! Or posadism?Or neither. It doesn't really matter.
I was just explaining the history of satire actually...
No you weren't.
Excuse me? You weren't you're basically just copying and pasting the Wikipedia
article on satire. [Lance] Yeah I've been doing research it's what the Contrapoints...
Contrapoints reads books. Like real books. Like ten books on the subject.
Well yeah but it's better than whatever garbage you're suggesting.
Political commentary and educating an entire generation on various political ideologies and garbage?
We just like doing different things I mean it doesn't help that were inspired by other people
all the time. They're reaching more people than whatever a graveyard of a YouTube channel this is.
everybody's going through a tough time right now and lots of people are losing subs.
No they're not.
Plus Ollie does musical numbers now. He stole that from us.
He's a talented thespian! What the hell are you?
Scuffed? Scuffed. Scuffed? Scuffed!
[Batshit jibberish and introspection] this he just has such broad feel you sequins to
every different kind of political spectrum I'm an historian dealt what ass
ideology is if you've basically killed to every extreme form from the political
ideology then you're gonna pull people from all walks in life you can have a
certain countess corrosive you might have an audience control use those
people who are diametrically opposed such as Nazis as the L train all the way
to the anti-fascist if we want to start a revolution so where does that align to
create responsibilities as a creator to actually this because these people to
manipulate these people or in order to even see even these guide them towards
[RISE MY POSADIST BROTHERS SISTERS AND ENPALS! WE MUST FEAST UPON THE BLOOD OF THE NON BELIEVERS]
No fate but what we make. Mouthfeel am I right???
Hello friends!
I know the world is having a bit of a weird one right now it's okay to admit
that you might be a little afraid of what's gonna come next. We fear change
and it's hard to relax during the certainty. But I have some good news
Somewhere in the world there's one person who loves you even if you haven't
met them yet. and if that sounds like vacuous masturbatory nonsense let me
raise you this quote. The beauty of a living thing is not the atoms that go
into it but the way those atoms are put together every one of us in the cosmic
perspective precious in a hundred billion galaxies you will not find
another for small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through
love. And that boy grew up to be........ Mussolini.
[Jreg/Contrapoints 2024 and bust]
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