- Good morning, clan!
Welcome, oh, good morning, Baby.
You wanna get on the vlog? Is that what you wanna do?
You wanna get on the vlog?
I started vlogging, and then she started squeaking the ball.
What's up? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Say what's up?
Say, "Good morning. Good morning, clan. Good morning."
Welcome to Wednesday, 1118. Today is the big day, guys.
Tiffany kind of woke me up, was like, you know,
"10 away or 12 away," or something like that,
so we did not get 80 subscribers overnight like I thought.
We got, like, 70? Like almost, almost.
It was kind of crazy.
But it is 8:13 AM, and we are two subscribers away.
And the reason why I'm just calm and cool right now
because this number keeps going up and down,
and that's kind of how people are on YouTube.
They're very fickle. People are subscribing, unsubscribing.
People subscribe, then immediately unsubscribe because
they're trying to get that whole follow back, like sub
for sub. People do that on Twitter all the time, too.
We're going to hit 100,000 subscribers on Clintus TV,
and I am going to go buy a 2015 KX450.
Holy crap! It just popped up.
It just rolled over, too. There it is!
That's the first official time.
But let's see if it drops below. (laughs)
And really, what really counts
is what it says on the channel.
That's what really matters.
So this is what we have to wait for to really roll over.
See, it still says 75, so we need that to roll over.
And that's when it's like, real real.
That's the thing, though. YouTube has to verify that.
Just like the views.
When you get the 301 plus, when you get a video
and it gets 301 plus, it means it got so many views so fast,
YouTube was like, "Woah, woah, woah. Hold your horses.
"Let's count these and make sure they're real."
And then it rolls over. That's kind of how this is, too.
It's said 99,975 for the last,
I don't know, what? Half an hour? 45 minutes?
- There you go, there you go. - Oh, oh, oh!
There, see, it just rolled over. It just rolled over.
So now we've got two, technically.
So it went from 75 to 98. So now, here's the crappy part.
If this number keeps going up, then this number will
probably roll over 100,00.
- [Tiffany] So you're not gonna get the straight 100.
- [Clintus] We may not get the straight 100,000.
It just depends on how many people subscribe.
But it's holding steady. It's holding steady.
It hasn't dropped below.
Is that cool, dude? This guy's been really excited.
He's been excited, like waiting for it.
(laughs)
And you weren't here last night,
so luckily it happened while you were here, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
And there you go, guys. It's official.
We're over 100,000 subscribers on Clintus TV.
I'm gonna post today's vlog.
I'm gonna take a shower, and then we're going to go
buy a dirt bike!
Alright, it's time. I'm here.
North Valley Honda? North Valley Motorsports?
I gotta find out their exact name.
Their website is North Valley Honda dot com,
and we're going to go see Aaron, the guy that originally
talked me up into the KX450 and get this ball rolling.
Oh, look at 'em. They're glorious. Glorious!
But this is the one. Oh, wait.
It's not even out here. Where could it be?
Have they pulled it off the showroom floor for me?
I think they have.
Let's go inside. Let's go inside!
Oh, smell it. Smell it. Smell the rubber.
Oh, you can smell it. The smell of rubber.
The smell of tires. The smell of newness.
Alright guys, so here we are.
We're here with Aaron.
He's the one who helped us out last time, and here it is.
2015 KX450F. He's already got it pulled out, prepped for me.
Full of gas. Oh my gosh, so excited.
We're halfway there, guys.
We just gotta roll this out to my truck,
pick up a new helmet, some new gear,
and we're going riding this weekend!
So we're working on the financing, the boring adult stuff.
The next step is, I'm going to need some new gear.
I have not ridden a dirt bike in, I don't know.
It's been five years or so, and my helmet's probably
two years older than that, and they say every five years
you should get a new helmet, just because the foam
just starts to break down.
So new bike, gotta get a new helmet,
and now it's the daunting task of trying all these on,
squeezing my face, trying to find the right size,
the right fit, in the right color.
Alright so we tried on multiple ones,
and the first one I tried on was this Troy Lee design,
and it's matte black, which is sick.
Very neutral, no matter what gear I buy
or what I'm riding, it's going to look good.
And I think this might the helmet.
It fits good. It feels good. And it looks good.
What do you guys think, huh? Got a big frickin head.
(laughs) Now I know where Bryce gets it from.
Yep. Looking pretty good, right?
Throw a Clintus TV sticker on the back of that.
What do you thing? Yeah!
Along with the helmet, gotta get some goggles.
Eye protection is very important.
I was always a fan of Spy, when I was a kid,
and so I'm looking at the Spy rack now.
Of course, they've got tons of different kinds
and varieties, colors, styles, that sort of thing.
And even though I would probably go towards
one of the higher end ones with the cool lenses
and the nosepiece, I'm thinking right out of the gate
I want to go with something that's going to match
my bike, and go with the neon green.
What do you think? Put that on my black helmet.
It's going to look pretty good, right?
Now again, it's been a few years,
but I'm pretty sure my boots are gonna be good,
at least for a couple rides.
Get all this stuff now, and I'll upgrade my boots later.
The good thing is I know that the guys here at North Valley
have got me covered when I'm ready.
What do you guys think?
Should I get some new gear as well?
Some fresh gear? I kind of like the neon yellow.
Or should I go with a camo? Got some camo colors.
Oh, look. It's on sale.
Alright, I tried on a few different ones.
Kind of diggin' the Shift. Not to mention the color scheme.
Works with the bike, and so I think I'm going to get
a full set of that.
Jersey, pants, gloves, got the goggles.
Boots are good. Grab a stand for the bike.
I think we're ready to go, guys.
I think we're ready to rock and roll.
Let's go check with Aaron.
See what's left to do on the process,
and make this all official.
Go ahead and look.
- Wow.
- [Clintus] Wow.
- [Tiffany] Looks like a dirt bike!
- [Clintus] Is that cool?
- It looks smaller than --
- [Clintus] It looks smaller? Trust me, it's not. It doesn't
fit in the back of my truck. I thought it'd fit in the back
of my truck. It does not. - [Tiffany] No way.
- You have to tilt it like that.
- [Clintus] Yeah, it goes sideways.
- Then where's mine going to go?
- [Clintus] I guess you won't be able to ride, dude!
So there it is, guys. Out of my truck and in my driveway
for the very first time.
Unfortunately, I have quite the mess in my garage.
As you know, in the last three or four months,
we've bought quite a few things for the house
that come in big boxes.
So we've got all the furniture from my office,
the microwave, my chair, uh yeah.
That's pretty much it, for boxes-wise.
But then we got our old dining room table,
we got my old desk, we've got the old cubbies and cabinets.
We've just got a lot of stuff in our garage,
and so at the moment, there really isn't any room
for my bike.
We need to fix that.
Alright, guys, the moment of truth.
I meant to do this at the dealership,
but we got distracted, talking about other things
and making the purchases.
I haven't started this thing yet.
I meant to do it while I was there,
just so I could know how hard it's going to be
and whatnot.
Because it's fuel injected, there's no petcock,
which is really weird.
There's nothing to turn on. It just starts.
So here we go.
No gas or anything. How crazy is that?
Oh, my god. It sounds amazing.
Oh, my god. It's so,
it sounds completely different from my old bike.
I wish we were live streaming right now.
- [Bryce] I can feel the air!
- Alright, guys, so I made a hole,
put all the cardboard and trash in the back of my truck,
and the bike is in its temporary home for right now.
Just parked here next to Bryce's.
So I got the two Kawi's sitting next to each other.
Doesn't that look nice? It looks nice, right?
But then tomorrow I plan on just totally rearranging
and clearing this out.
One of these weekends we have to have a yard sale.
We got a bunch of stuff. All our old furniture to sell.
We just, we got plans the next two weekends,
and so it's going to have to be a couple weeks.
But basically if I can make a hole in here.
It's a nice place for the bikes,
the bicycles, the bikes, everything.
That's my plan. And then we'll be good.
Then Tiffany ultimately wants to get her car
back in here. That's the plan.
This side will be for a car.
This side will be for all the stuff.
But yeah, there it is!
Once again, thank you very much.
We appreciate you guys.
Ultimately, I could have bought the bike without you,
but because I gave myself that, hey we have to hit
that hundred thousand subscriber mark.
It's like a milestone as a YouTube channel.
Because of you guys, now I own it.
Because I said I would do it if we did it.
And you did. We did. We did it. So I did it.
Out on an evening stroll with Baby.
Trying to hold true to my, what I said I was going to do,
and make sure we walk her at least once a day
when we can, and it was actually Tiffany's idea.
She said after dinner, we should take her for a walk.
I said that's a great idea, since we've been gone all day.
- Uh-oh. Weather's been nicer.
- And the weather's been nice. Yeah.
It's kind of crazy. It got hot early.
Well, like, right at the beginning of April, it was hot.
Could've been the end of March. I forget.
And then we still have our cool evenings.
There have been a couple times where Bryce's baseball games,
I was cold.
Like we sit on that grass? Freezing.
I was like, "What the heck?"
It was like 85 degrees yesterday.
Right now we've got some wind. It's a little chilly.
Well guys, I'm going to go ahead and call it a night.
I really hope you enjoyed the video. I'm really excited.
So many things. So many feelings.
A hundred thousand subscribers, which is just a number.
But it represents the clan. The community.
You guys, and it's a milestone in any YouTuber's career,
life, I don't know, life span?
I don't know what the proper term on that is,
but it's a milestone, right? YouTube actually looks at you,
and says, "Congratulations. You have made it this far."
So there's that.
And I bought a frickin' dirt bike! Holy crap!
Like, aaah! Aaaah!
New helmet, new gear. I'm so excited!
We better break it in this weekend.
I'm going to do a couple more test rides tomorrow,
and hopefully get all the junk out of it,
and change the oil.
And then we'll be ready to rock and roll this weekend.
Bryce is super excited.
Hopefully I can get Sierra out there,
and get her on the bike.
Break her of her fear.
So you guys are going to get
an awesome dirt bike video this weekend.
Huge shout out to Aaron and Don and all the guys
at North Valley Honda, they were super awesome.
Gave me a great deal on my Kawasaki.
I'll have their website linked down below.
If you're here locally in Arizona,
definitely check them out if you're looking to buy
a new bike, or buying some gear.
They've got everything you need,
parts, service, best money you can shop.
That's my new shop. I bought my bike there.
I bought my gear there. I'm gonna buy all my future gear,
all the kids future gear.
And when the time comes for the kids to upgrade their bikes,
that's where I'm going. So check them out.
Please, please, please give this video a thumb's up.
Tap the eye in the sky right here.
Last three year's videos. Got some good ones for you.
One year ago, it looks like we're at Bryce's baseball game.
Max and Uncle Travis and Victoria came out.
It was Earth Day. Today is Earth Day.
Two years ago, I was sick, man.
I had not been this sick in a long time.
My face got all jacked up. I got some kind of infection
in my eye, my thumb nail looks nasty.
I remember this. I actually missed work.
I hadn't called in sick at work for years,
and I was jacked up big time.
So check that out.
And then three years ago, it was our very first trip
to Wet 'n Wild, the very first one ever.
Three years ago on this day. It was pretty awesome.
I don't think I had, I know I didn't have a GoPro,
but I don't even think I had the underwater,
I couldn't get in the water with my camera.
I don't think I could do that yet,
but it was our very first trip there,
so it was very very cool.
So check those out. They're in the cards.
They're in the links down below,
and we will see you tomorrow.
We have a special guest coming tomorrow.
You're not going to want to miss it.
It's going to be adorable, cute, awesome,
so come back tomorrow, and watch that video,
and we'll see you guys then. Vlog on.