Besides being a talk show host and a game show host,
one thing I'm known for is scaring people.
I like it.
I assume other people like it.
But I found out it's not always fun for the person
being scared.
So if I've scared you, do not worry.
There's a place you can go for help now.
I was just trying to raise some money for a great cause,
and then it happened.
[SHOUTING]
[LAUGHING]
Listen, I'm a comedian, all right?
Obviously, I'm an internationally famous
comedian.
But I can take a joke.
But this was different.
[SCREAMING]
I haven't been able to eat cake since.
[SCREAMING]
Ellen!
If you or someone you know has been scared by Ellen DeGeneres,
you are not alone.
I should have seen it coming.
I had my eye off the ball.
It happens to one in five guests.
[SCREAMING]
I trained for months to play Captain Marvel,
but nothing could have prepared me for that cat coming out
of that box.
[SCREAMING]
She's not all smiles and blue eyes.
Ha ha.
She's a monster.
Let's be honest.
This would have never happened on Oprah.
There's hope.
You know, the Scare Support Hotline,
it helped me see that I am not alone.
It can help you too.
Trained operators are standing by to take your call.
The Ellen Scare Hotline.
Call today.