(upbeat electronic music)
(beep)
- Prepare to surface.
- Get that thing up there.
- Surfacing.
(bubbling noise)
(chuckle)
(alarmed gasp)
(boat horn sounding)
(quacking sound)
(door slamming against metal)
(ball squeaking)
- Ah, don't worry, Champ,
I'll always be with you, right here.
(slurping sound)
(footsteps)
(timer ticking)
(clock chiming)
(footsteps)
(beep)
(electronic walking)
(beep)
(high pitched beep)
- Excuse me, do you have any turnips?
- Sorry, we're all out of turnips.
- Oh well, thanks anyway.
(footsteps)
- I've done as you've requested, Master.
- It is time.
Prepare for phase two.
(sinister chuckle)
- I know pronounce you man and wife, huh.
(wedding march plays)
(explosion)
- No, you.
You did this.
(footsteps receding)
(car zooms past)
(police siren)
(footsteps)
- Sir, do you know how fast you were driving?
(romantic music)
- Do you know how beautiful your eyes are?
(romantic music)
(birds chirping)
- One last chance.
(paper rustling)
(splashing)
(waves crashing)
(surprised inhale)
(evil chuckle)
- Oh no, I spilled this nondescript liquid
all over the counter.
- Don't worry, with our patented,
super absorbent paper towels, one sheet
is all you need.
- Wow, all this with just one sheet?
That's amazing.
- No wait.
(dramatic music)
(terrified screaming)
(groaning)
One sheet.
(applause)
(loud thud)
(dance music)
- Not on the list.
- Really?
What about my friend, Benjamin Franklin?
- Hello.
- Mister Franklin.
I'm so sorry, sir.
Right this way.
(whisper)
- Sorry boys, I tried.
- [Crowd] Ben.
- This is bull hockey.
- Easy there, George.
(crickets chirping)
- Hmm, I know what this party needs.
- [Radio] What a great party.
(party noises)
- Woo hoo
- [Radio] Small talk.
- Okay guys, stand back.
(grunt)
(cork squeaking)
(crashing noise)
(bird wings flapping)
(cork squeaking)
(hollow thud)
(upbeat electronic music)
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