PRODUCT
PRODUCT SO MUCH. SO WHAT WE DID IS TODAY
WE'RE GOING TO DO A GOOD
THINGS COME IN THREE
KIND OF A THEME OKAY.
SO, THIS IS FROM
PROFESSOR AMOS.
PROFESSOR AMOS. THIS IS A DRAIN CLEANER.
HOW MANY SOLD?
>> OVER 2 MILLION
BOTTLES.
BOTTLES.
BOTTLES. >> OVER 2 MILLION RIGHT
HERE ON H HSN.
>> Host: YOU'RE GOING TO
GET NOT ONE, NOT TWO BUT
THREE.
THREE.
THREE. THESE ARE FULL SIZE.
NOT TINY ONES, THESE ARE
FALL SIZED 32-OUNCE
BOTTLES OF YOUR SUPER
FAST DRAIN CLEANER AT A
PRICE TODAY OF $32.95.
LOOK AT THE RETAIL VALUE
ON THIS.
ON THIS.
ON THIS. THREE FLEX PAYMENTS,
FREE SHIPPING AND
HANDLING.
HANDLING.
HANDLING. YOU WANT TO GET THIS AND
LET ME TELL YOU WHAT
WE'RE ON FINAL
QUANTITIES ON THIS.
DO WE HAVE THIS ON AUTO
SHIP.
SHIP.
SHIP. OKAY.
OKAY.
OKAY. IF
OKAY. IF YOU WANT THIS ON THE
AUTO SHIP I HAVE 400 IF
YOU WANT IT ON THE AUTO
SHIP.
SHIP.
SHIP. WHICH YOU WILL LOCK IN
THAT PRICE AND SHIPPING
COST WHICH IS NONE.
WHICH IS ZERO.
YOU WILL LOCK THAT IN.
IF YOU WANT IT IN JUST
REGULAR, YOU DON'T WANT
IT ON AUTO SHIP I ONLY
HAVE HOW MANY?
HOW MANY PAT.
IN THE REGULAR SHIP.
I HAVE 900 LEFT.
I HAVE 1,300 TOTAL IT IS
OUR NUMBER ONE BEST
SELLER IN THE PROFESSOR
AMOS LINE.
AMOS LINE. WE LOVE HIM SO MUCH.
HE'S BEEN WITH US SO
MANY MANY YEARS.
HOW MANY YEARS ARE WE
CELEBRATING.
CELEBRATING. >> Guest: 15 YEARS AND
40 YEARS IN BUSINESS.
>> Host: 40 YEARS IN
BUSINESS AND 15 HERE ON
HSN.
HSN.
HSN. WHY
HSN. WHY DO PEOPLE LOVE THIS?
THIS IS ALMOST, THERE'S
ALMOST A CULT FOLLOWING
WITH THIS.
WITH THIS. IT'S SO CRAZY.
I KNOW IT'S A DRAIN
CLEANER.
CLEANER.
CLEANER. YOU WOULDN'T THINK
PEOPLE WOULD GET THAT
EXCITED BUT LET ME TELL
YOU WHAT, 2,200 FIVE
STAR REVIEWS.
STAR REVIEWS. >> Guest: YEAH IT'S
AMAZE.
AMAZE.
AMAZE. SEE IT'S AN INNOVATIVE
DRAIN CLEANER.
DRAIN CLEANER. IT'S NOT LIKE THE
CONSUMER DRAIN CLEANERS
YOU WOULD FIND AT THE
STORE.
STORE.
STORE. NO
STORE. NO ACID, NO AMMONIA AND
NO ANIMAL FATS.
YOU TAKE 6.8-OUNCES OF
SUPER FAST.
SUPER FAST. THAT'S IT.
THAT'S IT. YOU DON'T USE THE WHOLE
BOTTLE.
BOTTLE.
BOTTLE. IT HAS AN ACCELERATED
FORMULA.
FORMULA.
FORMULA. WHAT THAT MEANS TO YOU
IS IT WORKS ON CONTACT.
YOU DON'T WAIT 60
MINUTES YOU DON'T WAIT
30 MINUTES YOU GIVE IT
10 SECOND TO START TO GO
TO WORK TO BREAK DOWN
THE GREASE OR OIL.
SUPER FAST TURNS YOUR
OILS INTO FOAM, YOUR
HAIR INTO FOAM.
THE FOAM BREAKS DOWN
INTO LIQUID AND YOU WILL
RUN HOT WATER FOR ABOUT
FIVE MINUTES AND YOU
HAVE A SQUEAKY CLEAN
DRAIN LINE.
DRAIN LINE. >> IT'S CLEAN.
THIS IS SAFE FOR ALL OF
YOUR PIPES.
YOUR PIPES. >> RIGHT.
>> RIGHT.
>> RIGHT. >> WHICH IS SO
IMPORTANT.
IMPORTANT. A LOT OF THE OTHERS
REALLY AREN'T.
REALLY AREN'T. AT MY CONDO BUILDING
THEY SENT OUT A FLYER ,
A FLIER THAT SAYS YOU
CANNOT USE A DRAIN
CLEANER UNLESS YOU BRING
IT DOWNSTAIRS FOR
APPROVAL.
APPROVAL.
APPROVAL. I TOOK MY BOTTLE
DOWNSTAIRS AND THEY SAID
GOOD TO GO.
>> AND ITEMS SOLD AT THE
STORES ARE A TOXIC
CONCOCTION AND THEY TELL
YOU TO POUR THE WHOLE
BOTTLE INTO THE DRAIN
LINE.
LINE.
LINE. STOP.
STOP.
STOP. 90%
STOP. 90% OF THESE PRODUCTS
SPRINKLE PAST THE CLOG.
IF YOU LOOK DOWN HERE AT
THE BOTTOM.
THE BOTTOM. THE FLUIDS JUST SIT
THERE.
THERE.
THERE. THAT'S CALLED A TRAP
DOWN HERE AT THE BOTTOM.
THAT'S TO HOLD FLUIDS TO
STOP VAPORS FROM COMING
INTO YOUR HOUSE.
THESE CHEMICALS HEAT UP
YOUR PIPES VERY FAST.
I WANT TO BE FAIR AND
LEAVE THAT FOR ABOUT
FIVE MINUTES AND COME
BACK TO IT.
IF IT DOESN'T DO
ANYTHING, WE'RE GOING TO
FIX IT WITH OUR
PROPRIETARY SOLUTION.
PROPRIETARY SOLUTION. I WANT YOU TO COUNT TO
SEE HOW LONG THIS WILL
GO TO WORK.
10 SECONDS OR LEFT.
LOOK AT THIS.
ALREADY.
ALREADY.
ALREADY. LAST WEEK'S FOOD, LAST
MONTH'S FOOD, LAST
YEAR'S FOOD THAT'S
HARDENED AND SOLIDIFIED
IN THE DRAIN LINE IS
BREAKING DOWN AND
TURNING INTO FOAM.
YOU WILL RUN HOT WATER.
IN AN ANIMATION FORM I
NEED TO SHOW YOU THE
SCIENCE.
SCIENCE.
SCIENCE. WHEN OUR FORMULA COMES
IN CONTACT WITH YOUR
CLOG IT TURNS ANYTHING
THAT'S OIL INTO A FOAM.
THAT'S CALLED SOPHONIFY.
GIVE IT 10 MINUTES AND
YOU WILL HAVE A SQUEAKY
CLEAN DRAIN.
CLEAN DRAIN. >> THESE ARE YOUR FULL
SIZED BOTTLES.
SIZED BOTTLES. THESE ARE THE BOTTLES
THAT YOU SAW ALL DAY
EVERY DAY.
EVERY DAY. NORMALLY WE SELL TWO.
I THINK IT'S LIKE $36.
TWO FOR 36.
TODAY FOR $4 LESS RIGHT.
YOU GET A THIRD BOTTLE
AND YOU GET THE FREE
SHIPPING AND HANDLING.
>> Host: THESE ARE OUR
FINAL QUANTITIES OF
THIS.
THIS.
THIS. IF
THIS. IF YOU WANT TO GRAB IT
YOU NEED TO GRAB IT
QUICKLY.
QUICKLY.
QUICKLY. 300 AUTO SHIP.
YOU GUYS ARE ORDERING
THE AUTO SHIP THAT'S
GOING TO SELL OUT IN THE
NEXT COUPLE OF MINUTES.
800 LEFT IF YOU WANT IT
IN THE SINGLE.
PLEASE DON'T WAIT ON
THIS BECAUSE IT'S NOT A
MATTER OF IF IT'S A
MATTER OF WHEN.
YOU WANT THIS IN YOUR
HOME OTHERWISE YOU'RE
TRYING TO FIND A
PLUMBER.
PLUMBER.
PLUMBER. IT'S ALWAYS SUNDAY
RIGHT.
RIGHT.
RIGHT. AND THEN YOU HAVE TO PAY
THE EXTRA CHARGES IF
THEY EVEN SHOW UP.
AND THEN, IS IT REALLY
GOING TO GIVE YOU A
CLEARED CLOG.
CLEARED CLOG. >> Guest: THERE'S ALWAYS
SOME KIND OF HAIR THAT'S
THE TOUGHEST THING TO
BREAK DOWN.
BREAK DOWN. OUR CLEANER DOES IT.
I USED THIS IN TEST TUBE
NUMBER TWO.
NUMBER TWO. NOTHING HAPPENED.
NOTHING HAPPENED. IT TELLS YOU ON THE BACK
OF THIS BOTTLE YOU ARE
NOT SUPPOSED TO BE
MIXING CHEMICALS.
MIXING CHEMICALS. YOU COULD HAVE A
CHEMICAL EXPLOSION.
CHEMICAL EXPLOSION. BUT BECAUSE WE HAVE A
NATURAL PRODUCT WE CAN
GET THROUGH THOSE
CHEMICALS AND START TO
BREAK DOWN ALL THE
GREASE AND GRIME MATTER.
NOW WE'VE GOT A PERFECT
CONSISTENCY IN OUR
FORMULA.
FORMULA.
FORMULA. IF YOU HAVE A CLOG WITH
STANDING WATER MOST OF
US DO WHEN WE HAVE A
CLOG AT HOME WE'RE
DEALING WITH STANDING
WATER.
WATER.
WATER. WE
WATER. WE HAVE A PERFECT
CONSISTENCY TO
CONSISTENCY TO BREAKTHROUGH THE HEAVY
WATER.
WATER.
WATER. WITH THAT ACCELERATED
FORM IT STARTS TO BREAK
ON CONTACT.
ON CONTACT. YOU WILL HEAR THE
BURPING AND GURGLING.
>> Guest: SUCH
>> Host: SUCH A HAPPY
SOUND RIGHT.
SOUND RIGHT. THE ONLY TIME YOU'RE
HAPPY TO HEAR A BURP.
>> Guest: WHEN YOU RINSE
YOUR PIPES WITH FRESH
CLEAN WATER FOR FIVE
MINUTES YOU'RE GOING DO
SEE THE PIPE IS GOING TO
BE SQUEAKY CLEAN ON THE
INSIDE.
INSIDE.
INSIDE. YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE A
CLOG TO HAVE SUPER FAST
AT HOME.
AT HOME.
AT HOME. IF YOU HAVE A SLOW
DRAIN, OR IF YOU HAVE A
SMELLY DRAIN, THAT'S AN
APPLICATION FOR SUPER
FAST.
FAST.
FAST. WE
FAST. WE CLEAN OUR HOUSES, OUR
CARS OUR THINGS BUT OUR
DRAIN LINES ARE OUT OF
SIGHT OUT OF MIND.
YOU HAVE TO MAINTENANCE
AND CLEAN THOSE DRAIN
LINES AS WELL.
THAT'S WHAT SUPER FAST
IS FOR.
IS FOR.
IS FOR. LIKE ALICE SAID IT'S
SAFE.
SAFE.
SAFE. SAFE ON THE COOPER, PVCS
BRASS, CEPTIC TANKS AND
SEPTIC SYSTEMS.
SEPTIC SYSTEMS. >> HOW MUCH ARE WE
USING?
USING?
USING? >>
USING? >> YOU'RE GOING TO GET
18 APPLICATIONS.
18 APPLICATIONS. YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR DRAIN
LINE 18 TIMES.
>> Host: 18 TIMES IT'S
NOT EVEN $2 TO CLEAR A
CLOG DRAIN.
CLOG DRAIN. THAT'S JUST NOT EVEN A
DEAL.
DEAL.
DEAL. THAT'S KIND OF A STEAL.
AM I RIGHT.
>> Guest: WHAT ARE WE
DOING.
DOING.
DOING. >>
DOING. >> Host: LET'S GO TO THE
PHONES BECAUSE JEWELS IS
CALLING FROM
CALLING FROM MASSACHUSETTS.
MASSACHUSETTS. HOW JEWELS, WELCOME TO
HSN.
HSN.
HSN. >>
HSN. >> Caller: HI HOW ARE
YOU.
YOU.
YOU. >>
YOU. >> Guest: I'M DOING
GOOD.
GOOD.
GOOD. >>
GOOD. >> Host: WE'RE SUPER
GOOD.
GOOD.
GOOD. I
GOOD. I HEARD YOU HAVE BEEN
SAVED BY SUPER FAST
THREE TIMES.
THREE TIMES. ô> Caller: YES, THREE
TIMES.
TIMES.
TIMES. >>
TIMES. >> Host: AND YOU SAVED
THE HASSLE.
THE HASSLE. >> Caller: YOUR DAD IS
AMAZING.
AMAZING.
AMAZING. IT SAVED ME.
BEFORE I SAW IT ON TV I
ORDERED IT.
ORDERED IT. WITHIN WEEKS I HAD A
PROBLEM WITH MY TUB I
WAS LIKE ARE YOU KIDDING
ME.
ME.
ME. SO
ME. SO I
ME. SO I ALREADY WAS ON ITS
WAY.
WAY.
WAY. IT
WAY. IT FIXED IT.
IT'S AMAZING.
IT'S AMAZING. I USED IT IN THE SINK IN
THE BATHROOM, IN THE
SINK IN THE KITCHEN.
I USE IT TO KEEP IT
GOING.
GOING.
GOING. >>
GOING. >> Guest: FOR
PREVENTATIVE.
PREVENTATIVE. >> Host: IT'S NOT A
MATTER OF IF IT'S WHEN.
THE WHEN IS USUALLY ON
THE WORSE DAY, OR
COMPANY IS COMING.
THERE'S NO GOOD TIME FOR
IT BUT YOU HAD THE
SOLUTION ON ITS WAY.
>> Caller: NO THERE
ISN'T.
ISN'T.
ISN'T. BUT AS I SAID I WATCHED
IT ON TV.
IT ON TV.
IT ON TV. I ORDERED IT.
AND THANK GOODNESS I DID
BECAUSE I HAVEN'T CALLED
THE PLUMBER.
THE PLUMBER. I HAVEN'T CALLED THE
PLUMBER AT ALL.
>> Host: WE THANK YOU
FOR SHOPPING WITH US.
WE WISH YOU THE BEST.
HAVE A GREAT JANUARY.
STAY WARM OUT THERE.
>> Caller: PLEASE TELL
YOUR DAD HELLO AND THANK
YOU FOR CREATING THIS.
>> Guest: I WILL LET HIM
KNOW.
KNOW.
KNOW. THANK YOU JEWELS.
>> Caller: THANK YOU
HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY
BOTH OF YOU.
>> Host: THANK YOU HE
DOES LIKE HEARING FROM
YOU.
YOU.
YOU. IF
YOU. IF YOU WANT IT THIS IS
ALREADY ALMOST HALF OF
OUR QUANTITY CY IS
ALREADY GONE.
ALREADY GONE. OKAY.
OKAY.
OKAY. SO
OKAY. SO IF YOU WANT THE
SINGLE NOW.
SINGLE NOW. I HAVE 600 REMAINING.
PLEASE USE EXPRESS
ORDER TO TRY TO GET
THROUGH.
THROUGH.
THROUGH. IN SINGLE I HAVE 500 NOW
REMAINING.
REMAINING. >> Guest: WHAT I DID IF
YOU MISSED THAT I WAS
SHOWING YOU THIS IS
ACTUALLY OUT OF THE
INSIDE OF A DRAIN LINE
OF YOUR KITCHEN SINK
IT'S THE DIRTIEST PLACE
OF YOUR WHOLE HOUSE.
THE DRAIN LINE OF YOUR
KITCHEN SINK YOU HAVE TO
ELIMINATE THAT BECAUSE
BUGS AND CRITTERS FEED
ON ALL THAT GRIME.
>> Host: WHO KNEW.
>> Guest: THE HUNK OF
OIL.
OIL.
OIL. >>
OIL. >> Host: WHO KNEW DINNER
WAS BEING SERVED IN MY
PIPES.
PIPES.
PIPES. >>
PIPES. >> Guest: I GET UP IN
THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
AND YOU TURN ON THE
LIGHTS SOMETIMES YOU
CATCH SOMETHING HERE OR
THERE.
THERE.
THERE. >>
THERE. >> Host: I HAVE A
RUNNER.
RUNNER.
RUNNER. >> Guest: JUST
MAINTENANCE AND CLEAN
YOUR DRAIN LINES.
WE'RE GOING TO GO ON AND
MOVE ON HERE FOR A
COUPLE OF MINUTES LEFT.
THESE LINES REPRESENT
THE BIG LINES.
THE BIG 6-INCH TUBES
THAT GO FROM THE LINE TO
THE SIDEWALK DOWN TO THE
CITY SANITATION.
CITY SANITATION. THERE'S NO JOB TOO BIG
OR TOO SMALL WHEN IT
COMES TO SUPER FAST.
IT WILL BREAK DOWN THE
GRIME ON ANY SIZE LINE.
IT'S SAFE ON THE SEPTIC
TANKS AND SEPTIC
SYSTEMS.
SYSTEMS.
SYSTEMS. IT'S SAFE ON THE NEWER
HOMES AND CONDOS AND
APARTMENTS.
APARTMENTS. IT'S SAFE ON PVC.
THIS STUFF RIGHT HERE
WILL HEAT UP YOUR LINES.
THAT BIG CAN OF YELLOW
WILL EXPAND AND HEAT UP
YOUR LINES AND THEY'LL
HAVE TO COME OUT AND
CLEAR OUT ALL THE
CHEMICALS.
CHEMICALS. >> Host: THIS IS CRAZY,
IT IS SUCH A GREAT
VALUE.
VALUE.
VALUE. >>
VALUE. >> Guest: BANANAS.
>> Host: BASICALLY $2 A
TREATMENT, IT'S A LITTLE
LESS THAN THAT.
BUT I'LL JUST GO WITH
$2.
$2.
$2. >>
$2. >> Guest: I WOULD DO IT
TOO.
TOO.
TOO. IT'S
TOO. IT'S A NO BRAINER.
IT'S A NO BRAINER.
SO YOUR DESIGNER SINKS
AT HOME.
AT HOME.
AT HOME. IF YOU HAVE A GRANITE,
CORIAN, YOU WOULD NEVER
USE THIS DOWN YOUR
DALLAS.
DALLAS.
DALLAS. IT'S ALREADY GOTTEN RID
OF THE HAIR, SKIN
PRODUCTS, MAKE UP, THE
TOOTHPASTE.
TOOTHPASTE. DID I JUST SPRAY THAT OR
DID I SAY IT.
>> Host: YOU SAID IT.
GET IT HOME AND
UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE,
IT'S ALMOST LIKE A CULT
FOLLOWING WITH THIS.
IT'S A PASSION THAT
PEOPLE HAVE FOR A DRAIN
CLEANER BECAUSE IT
WORKS.
WORKS.
WORKS. AND BECAUSE IT'S ALMOST
LIKE INSTANT
LIKE INSTANT GRATIFICATION.
GRATIFICATION. YOU'LL BE DOING THE
HAPPY DANCE TOO.
LET ME GIVE YOU A QUICK
UPDATE IF YOU WANT THE
SINGLE FINAL 300 IF YOU
WANT THE AUTO SHIP I
HAVE ABOUT 200 LEFT.
WE'LL KEEP YOU POSTED ON
ALL THOSE QUANTITIES.
FREE SHIPPING AND
HANDLING AND FLEX
PAYMENTS.
PAYMENTS.
PAYMENTS. WE ARE