I'm going to Grand Bay, Alabama right now.
I measured my trailer three times before I left.
This time this thing is going to fit.
I'm banking on my superior intellect right now.
Nah, that's too easy.
Hey, I'm Jarrett.
All right, Jarrett. How you doing?
Good. Good to meet you.
You too, man.
You're picking up the half pipe?
Yeah.
How long have you had this?
TODD: Maybe two years.
Y'all don't play on it now.
It sat out there for two years, and y'all didn't play on it.
They going to miss it being gone?
He may a little bit.
Are we ready to load this thing? - Yeah, man.
I think so.
This thing's got to get to a little boy for a birthday.
I think we can get it over here and try to maneuver,
if it'll fit.
Oh, it'll fit.
You think so?
Oh, I'll make it fit.
This guy knows nothing about the new and improved Jarrett.
He's never late.
He never lets little kids down, and he measures.
Now comes the fun part.
You got any help?
Yeah, I believe I got some help.
It's just me.
Y'all come over here and help us out a little bit.
All right, I can't see.
I got a little crepe myrtle there,
and I'd hate for you to mess it up.
Because that's a $250 bush.
A $250 bush?
I need to get into the crepe myrtle business.
Wait a minute. Hang on.
What we going to do?
I believe it's going to have to go in at a really odd angle.
That don't make no sense.
You're an engineer, right?
98.
I know we're good.
So now you think it's going to go in there like that, huh?
There ain't no way.
It'll slide in.
OK, I see what you're saying.
We may have something here.
Oh, we got this.
Perfect.
Just like Roy.
We got this.
All right.
Oh, no.
Yeah, [bleep] you, rookie.
Hold on.
Now what?
Uh.
[bleep]
Man, I really thought this thing would fit in here.
Well, apparently new and improved Jarrett is still old
and standard Jarrett.
How long would it take you to get the flatbed?
I probably need to get on it.
What time is it?
TODD: 5:55.
I ain't finding one tonight.
Man, I can't disappoint this kid.
Yeah, you may have some explaining to do.
You going to be around in the morning?
No, I have to work.
I mean, I think I can load this myself on a flatbed.
If we can just get the pieces set right there,
then I'll come get it in first thing in the morning.
We good.
Right there.
You didn't go over all of the measurements on this thing
before?
I did.
I had the measurements, and honestly, I think the geometry
and the math that I did in my head didn't
calculate in the door frame.
89, 90.
They're so close.
I hope you get it to that little boy on time
is all I'm going to say.
I'm going to.
God, I'm going to lose so much money on this.
There were no trailer places open last night,
so I slept next to one.
The early Jarrett, he gets the worm.
Let's take a shower.
All right, ready to go.
What can I help you with?
I really need, like, a probably 18, 20-foot flatbed.
That old Jarrett, he would have rented a trailer.
The new Jarrett, he's going to buy one.
You got to spend money to make money.
It's right here behind this RV.
Oh, yeah, man.
What's this thing run?
This thing runs $2,800.
New Jarrett's got some bargaining skills.
Would you take $300 for it?
I mean, we can do it for $2,500.
Best you can do on it?
Best I can do on that one, man.
Appreciate it, man.
I appreciate it.
It's nice to have a nice new trailer.
I can make some money off this trailer in the future.
With all these new trailers, better look out, Roy.
I'm coming for you.
If you even come after me in a dream,
you better wake up and apologize to me.
Oh, you got to be kidding me.
Got a little crepe myrtle there,
and I'd hate for you to mess it up.
Did that trailer come with numb nut insurance?
He said that was a $250 crepe myrtle.
I better get this thing loaded and get out of here.
The seller had to be at work this morning,
leaving me to load this all by my lonesome.
Scraped the hell out of the trailer,
ripped my finger to pieces, broke his prized crepe Myrtle,
but I got it loaded by myself.
I'm going to leave this guy a note.
I'm not going to give him any money,
but I feel bad about the crepe Myrtle.
No charge for the pruning.
Let's get out of this place.
I'm really going as fast as I possibly
can to make up this time.
Man, I just want to get this thing off of the trailer
and be done with it.
These kids better be happy because I
have busted my ass to get here.
Hey. - Hey.
How are you? I'm Jarrett.
All right, guys.
Let's go take a look.
Yeah, man.
Hey.
Come here, birthday boy.
Whose birthday is it?
His right here.
Awesome.
Oh, wow.
Let me get this the thing backed up.
Let's muscle it.
Ready?
No.
Yeah, this is a lot easier.
It's much easier with help.
Yes, it is.
There we go.
There it is.
All right, let's take a good hard look at the rest of it.
I hate this part.
No chips on the glass.
Yeah, I don't see any defects or flaws.
Looks just like the pictures when he sent them to me.
Awesome. Cash.
Cash talks.
13, 14, and 15.
Awesome, man.
I appreciate it.
Thank you.
New and improved Jarrett, he's off to a solid start.
GEORGE: You made my kid's birthday.
Hey, happy birthday, man.
GEORGE: Kelvin, give Jarrett five.
Come on, guys.
All the way around.
All right.
I lost money some money on the trailer,
but I made that delivery on time for the kid's birthday,
and that's progress.
No, I have a tiny head.
This is a really bad idea.
[laughter]