guys y'all not gonna believe what I
found guys I was just walking through my
own backyard in my early morning jog
guys like I always do guys I found
something crazy guys aren't gonna
believe this guy
you know guys if you want to see what I
found guys you dispatch that like button
for me
smell guys if you want to smash that
like button for me please smash that
like button guys whoa whoa whoa whoa
whoa hold the phone Leon what the hell
are you doing out there
I'm just trying out a new style of
content that has been proven to work
quite well I wish you would just give me
a chance okay I'll play along
what do you got you're never gonna
believe it guys I was just walking
through this plug is so crazy guys check
this out monkey you see guys monkey and
I found a monkey in the tree guys my
guys crazy guys
I can't I'm I'm running from the grass
guys I'm running for the grabs look at
this look at the grabs the grass
touching my feet get the grass is
touching my feet it's crazy go ahead
it's great thank you please just
happening but I give a [ __ ] a [ __ ]
minutes guys it's a page of the page
pause get
that'd be beautiful bastards hope you're
having a fantastic Saturday welcome back
to the leon lush franco show and let's
just jump into it now will not believe
what I just found guys I was walking
through the park on my early morning jog
Oz and I came across something crazy guy
right in the middle of the park guys you
guys are not gonna believe what I found
if you guys want to see what I found
right now smash alight why got smash
tonight but right now because my
discovery is insane guys who does not
believe I cannot believe myself
everybody smash like but right now to
see what I just found on all right so
now you've had a quick glimpse into
where my intro came from and honestly
you've got a little idea of what we're
up against
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today now shifting gears here back
towards content that's not fun and
free-to-play like war robots is I
recommend getting your cyanide pills on
deck because we are headed into the
trenches and it's gonna be a battle
introducing Eli so cray a youtuber slash
modern day revolutionary in all honesty
that has somehow managed to amass 761
thousand subscribers without having a
single shred of watchable content on his
entire youtube channel now don't get
confused Eli has over 570 videos on his
channel 0 seconds of watchable content
to give you an idea what we're working
with here just just look at this look at
look at it look at that yeah look at the
age oh you know looking through Eli's
video page here it's not so different
than looking down a microscope at the
inside of a cancer cell really Leon I
can't your joke don't you think that's
rather insensitive you know what you're
absolutely right and I do apologize I
will make sure to keep my jokes to aids
cystic fibrosis and lupus from here on
out no more no more no more cancer jokes
now it's one thing to hop on a trend
right make a video about something
that's popular at the time to get some
views I'm all about that Leon must loves
that [ __ ] but it's another thing to make
68 videos about Georgie and Pennywise
that's right 68 videos about the movie
and more recently maybe you're familiar
with this dummy to Cosita song
it blew up not that long ago it made its
rounds on the internet almost as 400
million views on YouTube and what does a
normal person do right you make a video
maybe to talking about something that's
trending to try and get a few views
yourself but what does Eli so Cray do
well he's on some next-level grind [ __ ]
29 videos in less than three weeks about
dami to Cosita that's right I said 29 10
plus minute videos about dami - Cosita
in less than three weeks so to see how
bad it was first hand I decided to
participate in a little game called
how long can i watch Eli so pray while
sitting next to a large kitchen knife
without actually eviscerating myself in
the results will shock
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he is the definition of quantity over
quality
two sometimes three 10-minute videos
every single day the goal now I think it
would be too painful physically and
emotionally to watch more than just a
single video from Eli so cray so I want
to steer our attention toward his
channel trailer or the video that he
chose to feature on his YouTube homepage
because typically that's the video you
want the world to see to showcase you
know your best stuff right and I mean
it's got 7.3 million views 7.3 go
million views so it's it's probably
gonna be pretty good playing with Jordy
boat in the water he attacked me OMG let
me show you guys what I just now found
in the middle part guys now a
lesser-known trade secret amongst the
YouTube community that only some of the
most elite youtubers are privy to is the
fact that the quality of one's video is
directly correlated with the amount of
fine boom sound effects turn into the
right fine boom port and zoom in fine
boom punching a monkey fine boom just
seeing it
Georgie spoke which leads me to believe
Georgie has to be somewhere around this
area yeah oh my goodness I see
footprints - look there's footprints -
right here
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now I'm kind of on the fence to be
honest but yeah I think this might be
fake you know and you know the crazy
thing is there's a water that's water
way around this everything does it's
like a little late whoa whoa whoa
there's a lake by the park that you're
in that is crazy
I'm gonna take this bowl or a lake right
now if I smash like what says real
ternopil certifications they've gotten
to race the scar-h and ghostess Carter
my lunch at leaf will be down and
officially go also following on
Instagram link will be down in
description at Eli underscore so
underscore crepe oh that was a mouthful
bro can you just put that in the
description so I can read it at least
that's too much to take in
anyways 2 minutes and 20 seconds of
absolutely nothing the meat of the video
is sure to be coming up next oh how
wrong I was no meat was in sight only
fluff with 5 plus minutes of him walking
around aimlessly in the park talking
about absolutely nothing we're finally
getting to the climax we gonna be bodies
but we all disrespect Georgie we gonna
disrespect the yeah that way
what most books yeah what a nice bold
Georgie finally it gets good I mean I
wasn't sure it was gonna be worth the
wait but it's not very often you see
boating skills like that I mean that is
truly remarkable because you just left
it there why don't you leave it there
for that's your fault you should've
never left
blood running light she liked it out of
every life he liked girl we like
what a rollercoaster ride of emotions
video filled with absolutely nothing
except vine boom sound effects two to
three times a day upload those if you
read between the lines in this video you
literally have the success formula for
YouTube I mean just get a cheap camera
[ __ ] use your phone it doesn't matter
just record yourself for 10 to 11
minutes doing absolutely [ __ ] all and
then search on YouTube vine boom sound
effect and rip that [ __ ] and toss it
into your [ __ ] video editor and then
just get your copy/paste fingers all
warmed up cuz there's gonna be a lot of
copy paste and going on and then just
[ __ ] upload that [ __ ] I don't know
why more people aren't doing this this
guy had 7 million views the last 30 days
seven hundred and sixty-two thousand
people watched a video from this guy or
laying it on his page somehow and after
they were done they sat down briefly
took a pause and said yeah I'm gonna
subscribe I would like to sit down in an
interrogation room with every single one
of the seven hundred and sixty-two
thousand people that willingly decided
to subscribe to this man's YouTube page
and beat the living piss out of them
until they can give me one decent reason
why that was a good idea just one reason
that makes sense until then I will just
sit here patiently befuddled and
disenchanted as I ponder the reality of
his social blade statistics compared to
mine boy I do hope you enjoyed the video
though normally I read some comments at
the end but I think I'm too depressed
right now to do that so we're just gonna
wrap things up make sure you download
war robots it really is a fun game and I
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enjoyed it obviously I'm having fun
right I get a little dramatic for the
sake of the camera but actually you know
what I was pretty dead serious in this
one what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] you live
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