No way.
Hello, boys.
So, you've chosen to make a final stand.
These two just couldn't resist a rematch.
Admirable. But hopeless.
Think about what you're doing. If you activate this tower, it kills everyone. Our soldiers, and yours.
That's war, Wash. Not everyone makes it back.
They can if you turn away. You can choose to end this now.
No, we can't. We have our orders. Right, partner?
If the three of you are here, I can only assume the rest are attempting to activate the communication temple.
That's right.
You really put that much faith in them?
We're not too worried.
Contact. - How many?
Just... one.
What's she holding? - I don't know. It kinda looks like...
What the hell?
Enemies to the west! Open fire!
Attack! [war cries]
Heavy artillery, move in!
What was that? - Look, east side! East side!
Hey, assholes! - Oh, god.
You want a fight? You've got one!
And I have a tank!
Caboose, let 'er rip.
Brace for impact!
"Comm Temple is under attack! They're hitting us hard!"
What are you talking about? - They got tanks, lasers, all sorts of alien stuff!
What?
How is that possible? - I don't know!
You said they wouldn't be a threat! - Back off! We've got this handled!
Felix! Locus! Whatever secret weapon you two are activating, you'd better do it fast!
Sounds like you're the ones that should be worried.
Huh. As if...
Damn it! He's a hell of a shot.
Yeah. He is.
We need to restrategize.
Well, if we can't go through them...
What?
Look out!
He's heading for the back enterance! - Go! I'll hold the front!
Huh? Ahh...
No!
Damn it!
Huh?
You think you're the only one who's good with knives?
Tssk... Oh. Right.
Dammit! We're losing men too fast. - If they manage to transmit an SOS, we're finished!
You think I don't know that? - I think we need to start considering alternate solutions.
Like what?
There's nothing to stop us from taking the Tartarus and leaving.
Abandon the mission. You know, Felix told me you might try to start trouble.
Fortunately, he also told me what to do if you...
Hey... where's my...
What are you doing? - Surviving...
To hell with this mission, and to hell with Chorus. Get us out of here!
Carolina!
Huh?
Oh! ...ah, come on!
Hey! - Whoa...!
Ooooh, my god!
You drop me, you drop us both!
Do... not... drop him!
Whoooah!
Oh, now this is just ridiculous. - We've had worse.
Wash!
I... am... working on it!
Right. Okay. What's happening? - The usual.
Wha... - Huh?
Really?
Hold on! We'll cut them off!
Wait, no, not again! Whaaaa!
Hehe.
Jump!
Huh?
Hi, there.
Just... die!
Killing me won't make you feel better.
It'll just prove my point.
Felix!
Wash!
Oh!
Oh... shit.
Ahh... whoa!
Going down! - Ugh...
Hold on... Hold on... - Uhhh....
Now!
Back to square one.
All right, guys, this has been fun but...
If you could just keel over and die already, that'd be great!
What's wrong, buddy? Gettin' tired?
I'm not tired. you're tired! I can do this shit all day!
We know. In fact, we kind of planned on it.
The fuck's that supposed to mean? Christ, man, always with the cryptic one-liners!
We don't have to beat you, we just have to waste your time.
What are you talking about?
What she's trying to say is that you two have already lost.
Oh... really, and when exactly did that happen?
The moment Donald Doyle blew half your troops to hell.
What was that?
Uh... my controls aren't responding! What the hell is going on?
See, we may have lost our home base, but you left yours wide open.
Nailed it!
And that's hook...
Line... - And sinker!
Hope you freelancers are ready! - Now reel 'em in!
Oh no.
What?
You crash our ship, we crash yours!
Run! - Pull back!
Get behind me!
Epsilon!
On it!
Oh, son of a bitch.
[coughing]
Okay, let's never do that again.
Epsilon, we did it.
Yeah, well, we've always had a knack for breaking things.
Come on, let's get back to Kimball and the others. I'm sure they miss us already.
Right.
What's up, forever alone?
So, uh... you wanna do something with your life, or you just wanna sit around on your ass all day like a loser?
Yeah, me too!
So, uh... just hit "subscribe" and keep watching YouTube. It's way easier.