You can’t cherry-pick the Bible, choosing which parts
you want to believe.
We don’t do that.
Uh, you don’t?
Then, what’s this?
Kaylee has a small tattoo
That tattoo would be taboo
Kaylee, guess what waits for you
What?
An eternity in the fiery pits of hell
Hey!
Shelby, you seem sweet to me
But if it has come to be
You’ve lost your virginity
We’ll be stoning you and your family as well
What?
Or we could use some common sense instead
When you’re lost it always helps recalling
Those immortal words that Jesus said
Really?
There’s one rule that trumps them all
Love thy neighbor, love thy neighbor
Love thy neighbor trumps them all
Love thy neighbor, love thy neighbor
Love thy neighbor trumps them all
You know,
it kind of makes sense.
What are you talking about?
Oh, come on.
You guys don’t even feel, like slightly bad for Emma?
I mean, you guys used to hang out.
That was before she turned gay.
Maybe she was always gay.
Exactly because that’s the way God made her, Shelby.
- Oh come on. - Whatever.
What?
Hey! It’s the Godspell kids!
Hey, Trent. What’s going on?
You guys’ll back me up.
- With what? - He’s just trying to confuse us.
Because my stepdad always says–
Stepdad?
Do you mean your parents are divorced?
Yeah, and?
Well, divorce is a big no-no.
Not to over simplify
But the scripture does imply
That your mom will have to die
How’s tomorrow if she’s not got any plans?
There’s no way to seperate
Which rules you can violate
Let’s hope you don’t masturbate
‘Cause the scripture says we’ll have to cut off your...
Hands
Or we could use some common sense instead
When you’re lost it always helps recalling
Those immortal words that Jesus said
There’s one rule that trumps them all
Love thy neighbor, love thy neighbor
Love thy neighbor trumps them all
Love thy neighbor, love thy neighbor
Love thy neighbor trumps them all
Love thy neighbor, love thy neighbor
Yes!
Love thy neighbor, trumps them all
Love thy neighbor
Trumps them all
Oh!
[crowd exclaiming]
Love thy neighbor, love thy neighbor
Love thy neighbor, trumps them all
Love thy neighbor, love thy neighbor
Love thy neighbor
Trumps them all
Love thy neighbor, love thy neighbor
Love thy neighbor
Hear the call
Time to make some better choices
Drop the hate and raise your voices
Love thy neighbor is the one that trumps ‘em all
- Love thy neighbor - Love thy neighbor
- Love thy neighbor - Jesus take the wheel
And steer it if you feel the Holy Spirit
Come on, kids, and let me hear it
What?
- Love thy neighbor - All right now!
Love thy neighbor
Trumps them all
Love thy neighbor
Trumps them all