What's up guys, hope you're doing well. If you're new to the show, in these videos I
talk about things that I hate, things I'm just.
Not About That Life!
For example, online dating. I'm a big proponent of online dating. However, women, there are
some things that you do when online dating that need to change. Why are you taking a
picture with a baby if it's not your baby.
DAHECK!
That's like me having a couple of pictures with a Ferrari and then you come over and
I'm like "No that's not my Ferrari. That's my nieces."
I feel like people with babies, don't have any photos with their babies, but people without
babies have the most photos with babies.
Not About That Life!
Here's another thing. If you're not that attractive, not everyone can be Beyoncé, why would you
make your main photo a picture with a girl that's more attractive than you? That's just
heightening the problem. It's like if you have a zit and you're just drawing an arrow
straight to the zit.
You think just because you're in a picture with her you somehow look prettier? You don't
just get her powers. That's not how Instagram filters work.
Maybe your a solid 7 by yourself, but you're standing next to a dime.
Not About That Life!
Bigger women, let's uhm...let's talk for a moment. Stop trying to trick these guys into
thinking that you're skinny. It's ok to big! There's a market for that. There's a market
for that! Boston Market.
Not but seriously, that's a lose-lose situation. You're gonna meet up eventually, if things
work out. If you're portraying yourself as something else, that's not gonna go over well.
Be yourself. And if a guy doesn't like you for being yourself, then that's not the right
guy for you.
At the same time, guys stop being so gullible. What skinny girl do you know that has 17 pictures
from the face up only!
Not About That Life!
And lastly, stop taking pictures with guys. We don't know who that guy is. DAHECK! Is
that our competition? Have you ever been intimate? Am I going to have to beat him up? These are
all things that are running through our minds, even with dads. We don't really know that
that's your dad. Some people have younger looking dads these days.
Not About That Life!
When you ask for someone's phone number and they give it to you but they don't put the
little dash in between, honestly the dash takes you like two seconds. But no, you want
to be difficult. You don't wanna put the dash.
Not About That Life!
Can someone please tell me why twins wear the same clothes? Why do people do this? They
already have an identity problem cause there's another problem who looks exactly like them.
Then they get mad at me cause I can't tell them apart, but they're wearing the exact
same clothing.
Cause that...OK...cause honestly.
Not About That Life!
When Netflix has every season of the show, except the last season. You don't know who
dies. You don't know gets together and has babies. You're left in the wind. Then you
gotta go online and illegally search for something. Now all of the sudden your computer has a
virus, malware popping up every time you go online.
Not About That Life!
People with Android phones. Team iPhone all day! If I can't iMessage with you our relationship
will suffer. If I'm texting you and it's green. No! iPhone users last longer in relationships
than Android users. I don't know if that's true or not, but it sounds right.
Not About That Life!
Speaking of iPhones, when you buy an iPhone charger and then you plug it into charge and
it says "This device may not be supported."
DAHECK!
It's a phone charger specifically for my version of the iPhone. What do you mean it may not
be supported? That's literally the only thing you're supposed to do, is charge my phone.
And it goes back and forth. Oh, it supports it now...but now it doesn't. It's almost like
a politician.
And you're just sitting here on ten percent. Now you gotta to your car, put the car charger
in cause it works for some reason, but the other one doesn't. Now you just wasted $30.00
on a charger that works 27% of the time.
Not About That Life!
Well that's all I got for this week. I asked you guys on Snapchat what you were Not About
That Life and here's what you had to say:
When the dress is white and gold, but everyone says it's blue and black.
Not About That Life!
When Derrick Rose, Jimmy Butler, and Taj Gibson are out.
Not About That Life!
When you get out of work and you smell like burgers and fries and your face starts breaking
out because of all the grease.
Not About That Life!
When you wake up at 8:00am to do your laundry on a Saturday, and both washers are taken.
I am...
Not About That Life!
When all your friends go out and you just can't go because you gotta work.
Not About That Life!
Great stuff this week guys. Leave a comment down below or send me a video snap @ScooterMagruder
for a chance to be featured on the next video. As always, new videos every Sunday. No Jugamos
Juegos. Throw me the alley.
I'm a grown man.