THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK TODAY.
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
>> OF COURSE.
>> I FEEL THE SAME WAY SOMETIMES.
>> James: DO YOU MIND IF WE LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC.
>> NO, NOT AT ALL.
>> James: LET'S SEE WHO WE HAVE GOT HERE.
SNOATD I'M SO SICK OF THAT SAME OLD LOVE, IT TEARS ME UP.
♪ I'M SO SICK OF THAT SAME OLD LOVE, MY BODY'S HAD ENOUGH.
♪ OH THAT SAME OLD LOVE.
♪ OH.
♪ THAT SAME OLD LOVE.
♪ THAT'S IT.
I'M SO SICK OF IT.
♪ I'M SO SICK OF IT.
♪ SO SICK OF THAT LOVE.
(APPLAUSE) >> WHY DON'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING
FUN BEFORE YOU GO TO WORK.
YOU'RE ALWAYS WORKING.
>> James: I CAN'T, IT'S THE BIG TIME, 12:37, CBS.
>> BUT YOU'RE KIND OF THE BOSS, SO WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A DETOUR
FOR A SECOND.
>> James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>> JUST TRUST ME, JUST TRUST ME A LITTLE BIT.
>> James: OKAY, BUT I REALLY CAN'T BE LATE TO WORK.
>> NO, WE'LL BE FINE.
IT WILL BE FAST.
>> James: FAST, ALL RIGHT.
OH.
>> OH YEAH.
>> James: WHEN YOU'RE READY COME AND GET IT.
♪ NAH, NAH, NA.
♪ WHEN YOU'RE READY COME AND GET IT, NA, NA, NA, NA, NA.
♪ WHEN YOU'RE READY WHEN YOU'RE RE-E-E-REN.
♪ WHEN YOU'RE READY COME AND GET IT.
♪ WHOOO!
>> James: OH MY GOD!
BABY I'M ADDICTED.
♪ OH, GOD, THAT WAS NO FUN.
OH.
>> WHOOO!
THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN.
>> James: AS MUCH AS PEOPLE NORMALLY DO.
>> IT KEEPS YOU GOING.
>> James: GETS YOU GOING THE WRONG WAY.
>> NOW YOU'RE READY TO START YOUR DAY.
>> James: I DON'T FEEL THAT, REALLY.
>> OH, IT'S GOOD.
YOU'RE NO GOOD.
♪ PEOPLE THINK WHAT THEY SAY WHAT THEY WANTA SAY.
♪ AND YOU KNOW IT'S NO GOOD SNOATD I THINK OF YOU EVERY
SINGLE DAY.
♪ KEEP MAKING LOVE TO EACH OTHER.
♪ AND I TRY AND TRY AND TRY.
♪ CAN'T KEEP MY HANDS TO MYSELF.
♪.
>> THIS IS WHERE YOU DRINK A SHOT OF GINGER EVERY MORNING.
>> I LIKE GINGER SHOTS, YES.
BUT I ACTUALLY LIKE TO EAT A PIECE OF GINGER EVERY MORNING.
>> James: NO.
>> YEAH.
>> James: IS IT NOT JUST BURN YOUR THROAT.
>> IT'S SO GOOD, IT'S A GOOD BURN.
>> James: IT'S EARLY IN THE MORNING.
>> THAT'S THE ONE I GET.
>> James: I KNOW, ALMOST LIKE WE RESEARCHED IT.
>> OH MY GOD.
>> James: THIS IS MORE THAN A SHOT TO ME.
>> ARE YOU NOT GOING TO GET SICK, READY?
>> James: OKAY.
DOWN THE HATCH.
HERE WE GO.
(LAUG (LAUGHTER)
>> HERE, DRINK SOME WATER.
>> James: ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.
>> IT'S SO GOOD IF YOU LET IT LIKE SIT.
>> James: HOW ARE YOU JUST GOING SO COOL ABOUT IT.
>> IT'S KILLING EVERYTHING INSIDE.
>> James: OH, GREAT.
OH, WHAT A GREAT WAY TO THINK ABOUT IT.
>> ALL THE BAD THINGS.
>> James: THAT'S DISGUSTING.
THAT WAS TOO BIG, THOUGH.
THAT GINGER SHOT JUST MADE ME MORE HUNGRY.
>> YOU WANT TO WASH IT AWAY WITH-- .
>> James: FOR SURE.
>> I'M DOWN.
YOUR YOUR LIES ARE BULLETS SNOWT YOUR MOUTH'S A GUN.
♪ AND NO WAR IN ANGER.
♪ WAS EVER WON.
♪ PUT OUT THE FIRE BEFORE IGNITING.
♪ NEXT TIME YOU'RE FIGHTING NIGHTING, KILL 'EM WITH
KINDNESS.
KILL EM WITH KINDNESS.
♪ GO AHEAD, GO AHEAD, GO AHEAD NOW.
♪ OH OH NOW, OH OH NOW.
♪ OH OH NOW, OH OH NOW GO AHEAD, GO AHEAD NOW.
>> James: THERE WE GO.
MCDONALD'S.
SHALL WE?
DID YOU KNOW THAT YOUR LYRICS ARE ON THE CUPS, DID YOU KNOW
THIS.
>> I ACTUALLY HEARD ABOUT IT.
BUT I DIDN'T KNOW IF IT WAS TRUE.
>> James: IT'S COMPLETELY TRUE.
YOUR LYRICS ARE ON THE CUP.
HOW INCREDIBLE IS THAT.
>> GET OUT.
>> James: DO YOU FEEL LIKE.
>> I MADE IT.
>> James: IN ALL SERIOUSNESS.
>> NO, ABSOLUTELY.
>> James: HELLO, CAN WE GET A NUMBER-- WHAT DO YOU WANT.
>> A NUMBER SEVEN.
>> James: NUMBER SEVEN BUT WITH LIKE A MEDIUM FRIES AND
MEDIUM COKE, AND THEN I WILL GET A NUMBER SIX ALSO WITH A MEDIUM
FRIES AND MEDIUM COKE.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> THANK YOU.
>> James: HELLO.
HOW ARE YOU.
>> GOOD, HOW ARE YOU.
>> James: I'M VERY, VERY WELL.
I'M IN THE CAR WITH SELENA GOMEZ.
>> OH MY GOD.
>> James: I'M IN THE CAR WITH SELENA GOMEZ.
>> OH MY GOD, IT'S SELENA GOMEZ.
>> James: THANK YOU ALL RIGHT.
IS THAT A NORMAL REACTION?
SHE'S HYPERVENT LATING.
>> THANK YOU.
>> James: ARE YOU OKAY.
>> OKAY.
>> SELENA GOMEZ IS IN THE CAR.
>> James: I KNOW.
>> THAT'S SO GREAT.
>> ALL RIGHTY.
>> James: JAMES CORDEN IS ALSO IN THE CAR.
SHE COULDN'T CARE LESS.
>> I CARE.
>> James: SHE DOESN'T.
BIG SELENA GOMEZ FAN, YEAH?
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
LIKE WHAT ELSE COULD SHE BE DOING AT 12:37 IN THE MORNING.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
SUCH A PLEASURE.
>> BYE.
>> James: NICE TO MEET YOU, SABRINA.
BYE BYE.
AT LEAST THE OTHER ONE COULD HAVE FREAKED OUT JUST A FRACTION
THAT I'M THERE.
>> HI.
>> James: HOW ARE YOU.
>> OH MY GOD.
>> James: HOW NICE TO SEE YOU, I KNOW, LATE, LATE SHOW, RIGHT,
BIG FAN.
THAT'S RIGHT.
>> THANK YOU.
>> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH.
OH MY GOSH, I'M SO HUNGRY.
THANK YOU SO MUCH, CHEERS.
THAT'S THE WRONG.
>> THAT'S THE WRONG ONE.
>> James: WE NEED-- NO, THIS AIN'T NO MAN HIGH ENOUGH, YOU
DIDN'T WRITE THAT.
>> WE NEED A SELENA GOMEZ LYRICS.
>> James: NO, THAT'S CYNDY I LAUPER.
WE NEED-- I'M IN THE CAR WITH SELENA GOMEZ.
WE'VE GOT TO HAVE THE CUP, SELENA GOMEZ.
I, I LOVE YOU.
♪ LIKE A LOVE SONG BABY.
♪ YOU HAVE GOT TO HAVE SELENA GOMEZ LYRICS.
I'M WITH SELENA GOMEZ.
IF ANYONE IS GOING TO GET THE SELENA GOMEZ CUP.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> James: THERE IT IS.
>> HEY!
>> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH.
I, I LOVE YOU LIKE A LOVE SONG BABY.
♪ LOOK AT THAT.
>> YES,.
>> James: YOU MADE IT, CHEESIER.
>> WELL, CHEESIER,.
>> James: CHEESIER TO YOU.
>> THANK YOU.
>> James: WHAT IS THE MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE THAT YOU THOUGHT
I'VE DONE IT.
I'VE MADE IT.
>> I FEEL LIKE WHEN YOU'RE ABLE TO KIND OF BE A LITTLE BIT MADE
FUN OF.
I FEEL LIKE THAT'S WHEN I HAVE-- WHEN PEOPLE-- IF THAT'S
WHEN YOU MADE T I MADE IT WHEN I WAS 13, MAYBE EVEN 11.
>> WHEN PEOPLE ARE LIKE HEY, SELENA, CAN'T KEEP YOUR HANDS TO
YOURSELF.
>> James: YEAH, THAT WAS LIKE ME IN SCHOOL WHEN THE GOONIES
CAME OUT AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE HEY, JAMES, DO THE TROUBLE
SHUFFLE.
THE BIG MISTAKE WAS I DID IT.
PEOPLE LOVE IT.
AND THEN THAT WAS IT EVERY DAY.
>> LOOK AT YOU NOW.
♪ ETCH I GUESS RIGHT NOW HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
♪ YOU SAVED MY LIFE AGAIN.
♪ AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW BABY.
♪ I, I LOVE YOU LIKE A LOVE SONG, BABY.
♪ I, I LOVE YOU LIKE A LOVE SONG BABY.
♪ AND I KEEP HITTING REPEAT, PETE, PETE, PETE.
♪ SWRZ NOW, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU ARE
AND THIS ISN'T UP FOR DEBATE, ARE YOU OFFICIALLY A MEMBER OF
THE SQUAD.
>> UH-HUH.
>> James: TAYLOR SWIFT'S GIRL SQUAD.
>> RIGHT.
I LIKE TO CONSIDER MYSELF AN OG, LIKE THE ORIGINAL.
>> James: WHO TAKES MINUTES AT THE MEETINGS? WHO TAKES THE
MINUTES.
>> WHAT ARE WE MEETING ABOUT?
>> James: I DON'T KNOW, I'M NOT IN THE SQUAD.
>> I WILL BRING YOU TO A HANGOUT.
>> James: CAN I SAY I THINK THE SQUAD IS A BIT SEXIST
BECAUSE IT IS ALL ABOUT BEING EQUALS.
>> UH-HUH.
>> James: AND YET NO MAN HAS BEEN ASKED TO JOIN THE SQUAD.
I ACTUALLY FIND IT DEGRADING TO MEN.
>> DO YOU, NOW.
>> James: UH-HUH.
>> WELL, I THINK THIS INDUSTRY COULD USE A LITTLE BIT OF FEMALE
SEXISM.
>> James: DO YOU THINK.
>> I THINK WE HAVE A RIGHT TO BE THAT WAY.
>> James: OKAY.
>> IT'S A LOT HARDER DOING WHAT I HAVE TO DO I THINK SO.
>> James: SO YOU ARE SAYING NO MEN IN THE SQUAD EVER.
>> OH, I DON'T KNOW.
FIND ME A BOYFRIEND AND THEN WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT.
>> James: ARE YOU ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A BOYFRIEND.
>> SURE, WHY NOT.
>> James: ARE YOU?
>> I DON'T KNOW, I LIKE TO HAVE FUN.
>> James: OH, SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU WANT TO GET A GUY IN EVERY
PORT.
>> NO, NOT EVERY.
>> James: ARE YOU LINING UP A GUY IN MANCHESTER, LINING UP A
GUY IN NEW YORK.
>> NOT EVERY PLACE.
>> James: JUST ONCE OR TWICE A WEEK.
IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> James: ONCE OR TWICE A WEEK I GO.
♪ BUT THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE SAY THINK.
♪ THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE SAY.
♪ BUT I KEEP CRUISING.
♪ CAN'T STOP, WON'T STOP MOVING.
♪ ITS LIKE I GOT THIS MUSIC.
♪ IN MY MIND.
♪ SAYING IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.
♪ CAUSE THE PLAYERS GONNA PLAY, PLAY, PLAY, PLAY.
♪ AND THE HATERS GONNA HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE.
♪ BABY, I'M JUST GONNA SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE.
♪ I SHAKE IT OFF, I SHAKE IT OFF.
AND EVERYBODY SAYS THAT MY NEW GIRLFRIEND SHE'S LIKE OH MY GOD.
♪ I'M JUST GOING TO SHAKE IT, TO THE GIRL OVER THERE WITH THE
HELLA GREAT HAIR.
♪ WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER AND SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE.
♪ ♪ SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE.
♪ HATERS GONNA HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE.
♪ I'M JUST GONNA SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE IT OFF.
♪ SHAKE IT OFF.
♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> James: WELL, DO YOU KNOW WHAT, I ABSOLUTELY DID NEED TO
CUT LOOSE AND I COULD NOT THINK OF A BETTER PERSON TO HELP ME
GET TO WORK THAN YOU EVERY DAY, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> THANK YOU.
>> James: I ABSOLUTELY LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT.