• From who has the most chicken nuggets to whose husband is the ugliest, the Planet
Dolan crew re-enact some of the best true stories from our subreddit about the dumbest
things we’ve seen people fight over.
I’m Zaraganba – or – Grgak and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by maxisnotonfire CivilSpider
One time CivilSpider snuck out of his house to go to a house party.
All the popular kids would be there, so he really wanted to go considering how he had
just made friends with one of those popular kids.
As he walked to the house, CivilSpider overheard his neighbors fighting over something.
It sounded pretty insane so he looked in the window.
The wife was screaming hysterically on the phone about how her husband was uglier.
It turned out that she was having a fight with her friend about whose husband was uglier
and had the smallest “equipment.”
She ended up seeing CivilSpider looking in at her and shot him the dirtiest glare he
had EVER seen.
He ran away immediately, still confused to this day as to why she was hysterical about
something like that.
Number 9 was submitted by JJCrystalT Honeybits
One time in 9th grade, Honeybits and her science class were having an end-of-the-year party.
They plowed through the bowls of chips, cookies, punch…
everything.
Soon, everything was gone but one crunchy Cheeto in a snack bowl.
Two kids started arm wrestling for it, while another pair played cards for it.
Another pair had a staring contest.
While Honeybits’ classmates had their different contests, she snuck over to the bowl and ate
it.
When they finally saw that the Cheeto was gone, they all started accusing each other
of stealing it.
It got so bad the principal had to come and shut the whole thing down.
Number 8 was submitted by 1Spark1 MKyleM
In high school, MKyleM and his friends were in the gym when people started running out
to the hallway.
They ran out with them and saw two seniors – Hellbent and Nixxiom – fighting.
Of course, because of that, there were a sea of people surrounding them.
It was a normal fight at first, but then Nixxiom’s came out to stop it and immediately got punched
in the face and knocked out.
A teacher got sucker-punched, and by the time he got up, there were three more teachers
running down the hallway to stop it.
Suddenly, Nixxiom pulled a knife from his backpack.
Before he had a chance to do anything, he got tackled.
After the fight, MKyleM talked to one of the kids who said, "Oh yeah, they were fighting
because Hellbent said he was better at football, and then Nixxiom got angry."
MkyleM couldn't believe he really pulled a knife over THAT.
Number 7 was submitted by BloodryneRenesme2 Spincess
The dumbest thing Spincess ever saw people fight over was when her and her mother were
at Burger King.
When they were picking up their food, two people and their children in front of them
were fighting over who had more chicken nuggets.
The mothers also got into a fight because one of the kids said that the other mother
was fat anyway.
Spincess never had a better laugh in her entire life.
Number 6 was submitted by Glittercloud_girl PrincessProton
One day, PrincessProton was at the mall with her mom and sister.
Her mom told them that she had to go into Victoria’s Secret, and that they could wait
on a bench nearby.
While they waited, PrincessProton and her sister saw two woman arguing about a discounted
bra.
It was normal until one woman threw a punch, and then it was a full-on fist fight.
Their mom got them the hell out of there.
That night it was on the news, and PrincessProton and her sister still laugh about it to this
day.
Number 5 was submitted by Mote-of-Lobross Legna
In the late 90's/early 2000's, Legna used to hang out at a club called the “Lizard
Lounge” which had Goth Night every Thursday and Sunday.
One time, he looked down at the dance floor and saw two guys kicking the living shit out
of each other.
The bouncer ended up having to escort them out.
Legna later found out that they were fighting because one guy insulted the way the other
applied his eye shadow.
Number 4 was submitted by anymouseAri Gooby
Gooby went to the store with her brother one day.
In one of the aisles, they saw two women fighting over a bottle of shampoo.
They were struggling to get it, even trying to trip each other.
Gooby and her brother ended up leaving… but only after getting a quick Snapchat of
it.
Number 3 was submitted by WhoeverReadThisIsGay Doopie
Doopie’s next door neighbors tend to bicker all the time and she usually hears them.
She doesn’t even like them, but her family is friends with them.
After exams week, Doopie was ready to sleep because she was up studying the whole week
before.
Around 2 am, she was woken up by her neighbors’ yelling.
Doopie’s window was open, so she heard them arguing about the lights being on.
Yes, they were fighting about someone turning on the lights.
Doopie yelled at them from her window, “Shut the fuck up or else I’ll call the cops!”
She closed her window but still couldn't sleep.
Number 2 was submitted by WhitemanMC Danger Dolan
Last week, Dolan went with two friends – Tolop and Cid – to the park.
After walking around for almost half an hour, they decided to go to the nearest mall to
play at the gaming center.
But when they got there, Tolop and Cid suddenly pulled out a radio from their bags.
Dolan didn’t know what the fuck was going on until they started having a music battle
that went on for ten long minutes.
Then they started to argue about who had the better music.
After a few seconds of arguing, they asked Dolan who had the better music.
Dolan’s taste was kind of different from theirs, so he just left, saying, "Okay, I'm
out.”
He doesn’t know what happened to them, but is pretty sure
that a security guard got involved.