“marge said i should get out of my comfort zone so i tried this new game and oh boy am i in the zone”
so back in january i made a video called weird ad games which basically dissected all the many
strange mobile games you could find just from the ads alone so this video is pretty
much a sequel to that except now there's more even after how long ago that video was made
mobile ad games appear to have not changed one bit in fact it seems that they have gotten worse
everyone knows about these ads and it's rather obvious that pretty much everyone hates them
nonetheless they seem to still be riding the corpse of the app store and squeeze as much
money out of the game as they possibly can before the game dies so today i want to dive into more of
these games and just see how bad they actually are i will be analyzing these games one by one
and also seeing if the ads resemble the finished product at all you don't have to see the first
video i made in order to understand this one but if you want to see it there will be a
link in the description so with that out of the way let's begin looking at more weird ad games
so for our first mobile ad game we'll be playing let's take a look at count masters crowd runner 3d
a game that's premise is to grow an army of bleak stickmen to kill other bleak stickmen with over
a quarter of a million ratings it's tagged as number 14 on the action category of the app store
which is kind of shocking so basically this game is like 90 of all modern mobile games on the
app store as you start out as just a mere single person but by going through these doors to either
add or multiply your figure you can now grow your army to the extreme and survive several obstacles
the main obstacle you'll be seeing is a red army that stands in the way of your progress
if you have a number of soldiers lower than the red army even if it's by one then you'll
lose there's also a few other obstacles across the level that also try to kill out your army
there's obstacles like saw blades and spinning saw blades occasionally there are ramps for your group
to jump over but that's about it if your army does eventually survive the level then one of
two things will happen you will either climb up a huge ladder of blocks to see how far you get with
your army or you'll have to end up fighting a huge boss stickman that also tries to kill your army
before the fight starts you have a chance to increase your army by a considerable amount
with the best increase being the skinniest one though despite that i ended up managing
to click the rarest option anyway because the arrow is actually not that fast once you kill
the king you can take over the castle speaking of the castle by the way there's also a second
game mode you can play alongside going through the levels build mode which basically puts you
on an island where you build your civilization of bleak stickman yay once you build your castle you
can battle more red army figures except now you can choose how you multiply your army i suppose
having two game modes makes the game a little bit more unique but regardless of that this game is
extremely boring like most of the modern mobile games on the app store all you do is just run in
a straight line in this weird dream world dodging obstacles and going up weird stairs and that's it
in the menu you can also find things like skins micro transactions and even having the ability to
change the color of your figure you can also turn off ads but it requires three bucks out of you
not only are there a lot of video ads that like to pop out of nowhere but there's also a lot of
ads at the bottom of your screen advertising games like twerk race 3d i mean i guess it's
kind of interesting to see how big your army can get as it slowly dies out throughout the level
but yeah there's nothing really much else to talk about in this game other than the fact that funny
bland figures fight other funny bland figures wow you can tell i enjoy this game a lot looking
at the app store it actually seems that other people unironically enjoy this game this game
is really fun and i like that you can get coins to add more guys to the start of your run and add
to your coin love like bro what what other games do you like twerk race 3d so yeah there's nothing
much else to talk about in this game it's boring it's generic and it's all around not very good
actually hang on you know what go back to the ad at the bottom of the screen yeah that one
fine tap to pay llc justice wants all play by your rules and actually install and play your
other crappy games so without further ado let's click twerk race 3d and see where it leads us
so now that i click the ad it's time to play the sacred title twerk race 3d according to the
description the game states that twerking is a lot of fun and a running game with twerking
is even more fun meet twerk race 3d an exciting runner featuring a fun race where your goal is to
build your muscles to become a twerking legend wow basically as you might have guessed by now
in this game you race while twerking in 3d now making a downright degenerate game for all the
little kitties to enjoy is one thing but on the other hand the reviews of this game is just on a
whole other level of weirdness let's take a look at this review written by two oh where to begin
this is the greatest i mean the greatest game i've ever played in late eyes upon
you see to add some context my wife left me took my kids and pretty much everything left to my name
so being depressed i have been on the lookout for something to soft my sorrow then came along
twerk race 3d what okay so in order to literally not get killed by youtube i kind of have to show
you just a narrow slice of what this game is but don't worry you're not missing out
on anything because it's the exact same game as countmasters you spawn in all week or whatever at
the start of the straight line you then proceed to run on a straight line going through doors
that either decrease or increase your stats you have to constantly dodge obstacles with
the main obstacle being the coronavirus you see how far the stats go at the end of the level by
murdering a random civilian and then you go into a dance club to kill the final boss by twerking
that's it this actually might very well be the worst game i've ever played ever like i just don't
get it why did real human beings make this why is it the exact same game as cow masters why does it
have 23 000 reviews and why advertise it like a kids game there's nothing good about my man twerk
race 3d it's soulless it's sketchy and it's just a downright awful video game i'm at a loss for
words there is nothing more to be said screw this game get out of my home screen and never come back
so the next game we'll be playing is avori which is arguably by far the most advertised mobile game
probably in history it doesn't matter if you're on youtube or literally any mobile game it has ads
if it has ads then there will be a pretty good chance that it will talk about avoid but despite
being so publicly exposed i doubt you have ever played it which good by the way you've done well
looking at the app store it appears that this game despite being shown to millions only ever
has 43 000 ratings with the game being tagged as number 5 on the strategy section of the app store
the reviews of this game also seem to be really negative despite the game being a 4.1 but what is
this game actually like well looking at the ads it seems that the game is just getting a random nerd
to escape this cave thingy while also getting a lot of gold in the process the way adds like
avori get you to play their game is by purposely failing over and over again to make viewers say
you are so bad at playing this game you know what let me actually play this to show myself
how great i am at this video game so let's get into this game shall we in the description of
avori the game says build your cities train your troops solve puzzles expand your empire
wow how interesting and now i'm in the game oh hey george so when i started out it showed me
which country i could start in i decided to choose america because i don't know why not so one thing
i really need to get out of the way in the vori is that this game really loves baby feeding you
all the things you need to know in this game for the first 5-10 minutes of this game it was just
listening to virtual figures go on about literally nothing where i would then have to spend my time
just clicking on whatever the shiny arrow clicked on once i got out of the practice mode i was now
properly ready to play this game so the main gameplay of avori is like the ad showed just
some crappy puzzle thing where rocks monsters and a royal guard is trapped in some weird cave thingy
and you have to let him out by getting him the treasure like he doesn't even get out of
the cave he just likes it now that he can starve rich i guess there are multiple different levels
to this with the starter level taking place in egypt oh and there's also other countries too
like ancient greece and viking in the puzzle games your character is extremely stupid once you let
him out of the cage he will just continue to walk until he either gets the treasure climbs with some
ropes or dies and yes he will fall off a lot of the times if you let him in the puzzles there's
also mechanics like combining water and lava to make obsidian wooden boxes to block spikes and
moving platforms so despite this game on the outside looking like a fairly polished game
the actual gameplay could not have been any more lazy or sloppy with the animations running at
like 5 fps and the monsters well just completely disappearing when they die and when your character
dies he will just play the same animation over and over again how wonderful and ivory being a mobile
game it has the usual elements too like daily rewards buying useless crap strange characters
and smooth animations that just look uncanny if you're not spending your time doing random puzzles
inside a cave then you can also do things like build farms and upgrade castles or whatever in
your kingdom you can also rate other people which is like cool i guess looking at the bottom of the
screen it looks like this game actually might be multiplayer but most likely not as it could just
be fake bots pretending to be real humans games like goat simulator also have these systems of
fake multiplayer chat and i couldn't even text until i was a level 6 or whatever so that was
neat there's also things in this game like joining alliances customizing your character etc welp that
was a crappy game i don't really have much else to say in this game other than the fact that well
it's bad so let's just move on so the last game we'll be playing is gun masters 3d save the
innocent civilians basically the main premise of this game is that there are scary gangsters
and you being a gunmaster have to shoot all of them to save the hostages the reviews of this game
are pretty much all one star reviews with some of them saying things like game is crap not the best
game doesn't work oh dear so first things first the gameplay in this is what a surprise really bad
basically in each level you are put into a random warehouse with multiple 10-foot tall vikings
and you have to kill them in order to win also in each level is a hostage which you have to save
but like you don't really have to save them once the gangsters are killed the citizens proceed to
do the chicken dance and excitement and you just walk away from them uh let me kill this guy uh oh
why is he why is he doing the chicken dance why i don't oh then he disappeared wow what is that
the only way to lose in this game is if you either wait for the bad guys to kill you and i mean wait
because for some reason they run at you at the pace of a snail so letting them kill you
is practically a chore to do you will also lose the game if you shoot the hostage the gangsters
in this game consist of either shirtless knights with shields giga chads or randomly huge vikings
scattered all over the map like why what do you think the civilians are experiencing right now
they get kidnapped by a bunch of shirtless gigachads with one of them being over 50 foot tall
that must be terrifying at the end of each level you are shown how close you are to getting a new
gun you start out with just a pistol but as the levels go by you'll get guns like shotguns and aks
the best weapon in this game from the looks of it is a mini gun that you can get once you beat level
34. the characters ragdolls are extremely weird when you shoot them upon killing them their bodies
will occasionally just fly at mach 5 in a random direction which is kind of the only pro in this
game since looking at funny ragdolls are always nice to look at there's also explosive barrels
in this game which can be used to kill a number of enemies however by the time you get an ak the
game gets really boring now as the ak for whatever reason has auto assist you can get other weapons
in this game like a sniper rifle or crossbow but honestly i'd rather not waste an hour of my life
playing gun master 3d interestingly enough however it seems that the people that made this game
are the same people behind find the aliens which is a game i talked about in the original video
but yeah i don't have much else to say in this don't play this game it's not very good well
that's all the ad games i'll be looking at today from the looks of these ads it seems as if they're
really purposely awful as a method to get people playing them i've been running around aimlessly
trying to figure out why these ads exist and why they're just so goddamn annoying but really it's
rather obvious it's just for a quick buck the unfortunate truth for the mobile gaming market
is that what was once a place for classic enjoyable gems is now just a factory to pump out
as many solace games as they possibly can and it's likely to remain this way for another good chunk
of time so for the meantime all you can really do to prevent this is just not playing these games
at all they're not fun they have too many ads and they're all around really forgettable and annoying
thank you for watching this video and i'll see you sometime in the distant future goodbye
you