And then, after you do three of those,
I'm going to come down like this.
Oh
[MUSIC PLAYING]
This is my fiance, Wells Adams.
He's not a lady, but he does care a lot about my parts.
It's true.
I do very much so.
Today, we are trying tantric yoga
to make things a little bit more interesting.
[SCREAMS]
Is this when I say, "honk honk"?
If there's no chance of injury, are you really
having fun in bed?
I mean, five nosebleeds, two sprained ankles, and a broken
toe later, we can confidently say no.
You are not, so let's do this.
Hello.
Hi.
There you guys are.
Welcome.
Thank you so much for being here with us.
We're really excited to do this.
Tantric yoga, what is it?
What do we get out of it as a couple?
Tantric yoga is an opportunity to connect deeper
with yourself and your partner.
When we are whole and loving with ourselves,
we are more capable, and able to serve, and show up
as a best version of ourselves.
Now, how flexible does one need to be,
because I cannot touch my toes.
Well, by the end of today, you'll
be touching beyond your toes.
Oh!
I hope so.
OK, this one is going to be fun.
Diego is lying down.
I'm going to crawl up here and dig--
I'm going to take his legs up, and he's
going to put his feet onto my pelvic bones.
Ready, lift off, and up I go.
Lower down with the knees bent, and kiss me.
Bring me back up.
I'm going to come down like this.
Holy [BEEP]!
You get a massage.
I used to do this all the time, as a kid, with my dad.
Is that weird?
Not the kissing part, but like, the airplane.
Extend your legs up.
[GROANING AND LAUGHING]
Yeah!
Nice and slow.
[LAUGHING]
You gotta keep--
[LAUGHTER]
Yes, yes, yes.
Engage your core.
That's it.
Sarah, you can even come down all the way.
Release your arms.
Yeah, yea, yea.
Wells, give her a little massage, relax the hands.
Exactly.
Whoo-hoo!
Woot-woot!.
This is the worst [BEEP] ever.
All right.
There you go.
Are you guys ready for props, slash, toys?
Yes, toys.
OK.
So you're going to get your little feather
on a stick, which of course, everybody
has hanging around their house.
Please know this is like, just a sample of something
that you can do to increase over all sensitivity.
So you can just gently go around.
If it feels good, make a sound.
[YELLS]
Yeah, Wells that's good.
Singing bowl is a really great way, again,
to just get some vibration and sound into the heart.
Since tantra is all about opening the heart
and increasing intimacy.
This is the part of the show where we make guacamole.
Place the singing bowl on Wells' heart
chakra, which is right in the center of the chest.
You can take the mallet and just gently
[SINGING BOWL DING]
Yep.
It's scary.
I'm scaring him.
So this is another option.
If you do a Down Dog, you can place your feet like so.
Crawl your feet up to his sacrum.
You got it, you got it.
Use your core, yeah.
Good.
Nice.
Look at the dog.
[LAUGHTER]
Down, dog.
Bend your knees and give him a massage, now.
Yeah.
[MAKING CHICKEN SONG NOISES]
And then, you can even come closer, and you slide off.
[GASPS]
You slide off.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, so good.
Thank you, guys, so much.
I think we need to practice more airplane sex stuff with him.
I'm going to do more squats, and then we're
going to come back and try again.