You've got the best pipes in the business.
Your- his voice...
Thank you. Is so incredible...
Yeah. I try to get
voiceover work and I'm like,
(shrill) "buy this product!"
Yeah.
That's the response I get, and I don't get them.
Well, they also like the ads to be more specific.
Yeah.
That's true. That was a little vague...
But that's obviously for Granny Smith Apples, right?
I, yeah, yeah-
"Granny Smith Apples, they're REAL good!"
You know, it's a-
No, I do-
Voiceover is a great thing and I, and I do a lot
and, and actually, to be honest,
coming here today, I'm kind of behind on a couple of jobs.
They're just, you know, would you mind while I'm here?
Cause you guys are miked up and stuff, if,
would you mind if I just did a couple-?
You want to do some voiceover recordings now?
Yeah, if that's okay. Don't worry about it.
I don't think it's appropriate, actually...
You guys have lots of equipment here, and I brought my-
my setup with me. You brought-?
Okay, that's ridiculous. Yeah.
I brought my setup...
I can't believe I didn't see that back there.
I might need this, just a little,
just like a little bit closer,
and I got my, my headphones here.
So you're just- My cans,
as we call them in the biz.
That's a real thing.
Okay. Yeah.
So you're gonna just do a voiceover or two?
I'm just gonna do a couple of things I got-
We're rolling here, right?
We're gonna record these and then you can use them, right?
Yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no. I mean-
It's fine. We can totally, we're totally rolling.
And just stay with it. Three, two, one...
[Andy] You might want to plug those headphones-
Innovative, creative, and tough as nails.
That's the American spirit,
and that's the all new GMC Sierra 1500 pickup truck.
Yeah. Okay.
(applause)
We're just gonna keep rolling here cause we're rolling.
Let's roll another one...
We're rolling, rolling! Here we go.
Hey girl, I love your smile.
Crest white strips.
That's good. Just banging them out.
We're banging them out.
We're done, oh, we're not done here.
Hang on, just, we're still rolling here.
Here we go.
Three, two, one...
Flenaman's Racist Butter, spread it all around.
Wait a minute!
That couldn't be a product!
Yep.
Is that butter for racist people
or is the butter itself racist?
I don't know.
I do not know and I don't care as long as the check clears.
Okay, so let's do...
We're gonna do a voiceover here for a film, for a-
this is Cookie the Fruit Bat in three, two one.
Are you pulling my wing?
Okay. We got that? Great.
And we're going to do one here-
We're still rolling?
[Conan] Delete that one, please!
We're gonna do a one.
[Conan] He's not gonna need that.
Yeah, I got it.
We've got to do one for Cantonese market too.
(gibberish) my wing!
How am I doing, Gene?
I love what I'm hearing, man.
Keep them coming, Will.
Who the hell-? Who the hell is that guy?
[Will] That's Gene. That's Jean, my, my,
the groovy audio engineer that I bring with me
everywhere I go. What's happening, baby?
Why is there a camera on him?
Yeah...
You guys, we look, I like,
I need to know he's there.
Okay.
(laughter)
He wanders away!
I like look-
He does wander away,
because, you know, cause we're not, he's, he, you know,
we're doing it by, by ISDN light.
You don't know what I'm talking about.
Here we go.
Here we go, I've just got one more I gotta do.
He's fast, he's funny, he's the only late-night talk show.
that matters, tune in for Last Call with Carson Daly!
What the hell?
You can't plug other talk show hosts on this show!
Look man, I'm a slave to my copy, Conan.
All right, let's, let's wrap it up.
Mm'kay. This is the last one, okay?
I promised like, guys that I'd dub a few Danish porno films
into English or...
You're gonna do Danish porno right now?
Yeah, yeah, and it's great that you're here,
'cause I need somebody to play the lady.
(laughs)
You know what, you'd be great.
You can be great.
Now here's- I'm gonna set up the scene.
I'm the lady? Yeah, you're the lady,
I just delivered you a six-foot party sub
and now I'm delivering you a foot long,
if you know what I'm talking about.
Oh...
Oh yeah.
(moaning)
Jump in at any time.
(falsetto) Oh, it, it is this happening!
Oh yeah.
Oh, that's Copenhagen style!
Oh boy...
Oh yeah! This is how we do it Denmark, girl!
So good...
No, wait one second.
I don't know if I'm feeling this, this is kind of flat.
Well, you know what, I actually have a bowl of jello
and a plunger, I could do some sound effects.
That would be great.
All right. Ready?
[Conan] (falsetto) Oh, I'm so happy!
You know what?
You know what, that reminds me.
If you don't mind, just keep doing that
because I actually got another job I've gotta do.
Like, keep going.
Moms prefer Jello-brand gelatin!
No, for God's sake!
All right, we're getting out of here.
We're taking a break.
More (inaudible), stick around.