(slurping)
- Bleh!
- It tasted like doo-doo.
(rock music)
- Today we're gonna be trying
a bunch of gamer energy drinks.
- I'm like such a lightweight
like coffee I'm like ugh!
So...
- Oh, I have like a super high
tolerance for caffeine, because back in the day
I'd go to the PC Cafe.
I'd buy the Monster big FC cans
and I'd played Counterstrike.
- Ify, you don't need more energy than you already got.
- Well, you know I do wanna, clappin'.
- I really do rely on these high-octane energy drinks
to get me through the day.
- Back in college, I used to drink Amp Energy Drink
pretty much every day.
- I just feel like energy drinks are cool,
but to have more energy to play a game at like four a.m.
when you could be in bed.
- We all know sleep is the cousin of death,
so we might as well spend more time
playing video games online, baby!
- Oh, hello!
- All right, so we have G Fuel raging gummies first,
Swedish Fish. (disgusted coughing)
- Cheers.
- (coughs) It's so strong!
- This is trouble.
You know what, I feel like this could up through my system
and give me a solid poop.
- I need one that does the opposite.
I need to poop less so I can play more.
- This is very spot-on in terms
of tasting like Swedish Fish.
- Yeah, I mean yeah.
- It not only tastes like cherry,
but it tastes like the waxy--
(rubbing)
(lips smacking)
Gummy part
of the Swedish Fish. - Yeah it tastes like wax.
If that's what you're saying. - I love it!
Yeah, can't get enough of this (beep).
- It kinda tastes a little bit like Kool-Aid.
- I do like it.
I, and also, how do you feel about the candy Swedish Fish?
- I love Swedish Fish, you know I'm a classic (beep)
so, I definitely love eating as much fish as possible.
- Since this is a liquid, I'm using my moisty scale
and I will give this a four out of five moisties.
- Three-and-a-half.
- Who is she?
- Next up we have Metabolic Bioshock.
- Oh yeah, XX punch energy drink, dadada.
- Bioshock?
- I love that game!
- Lacking in artificial color, I am displeased.
- Yeah it's basically water.
- It definitely smells like a CapriSun or something.
- Yeah!
- Honestly, I was gonna say it looks like alien urine.
- Okay, what?
(giggling)
- That's fun. - Ooh, ooh.
- It doesn't taste how it smells.
Right?
- I think it tastes exactly how it smells (laughs).
- Really?
- (laughs) Yes.
- Really?
I think my tongue's broken.
- The flavor is really good, you know?
This one is something I'd moreso wanna pound,
because this is such an intense blast of flavor.
- Yeah.
- This one I'd give a three out of five moisties.
- I'll give them just a three out of five
and I'll put the Swedish Fish ahead.
- I'd put this directly under the G Fuel.
- Yeah, G Fuel number one.
What is this called, Bioshock?
- Bioshock. - Love that game.
- This is number two. - Which is like,
how can they say that?
- They can't say that.
- I can still taste and feel that one in my mouth.
- Yeah, I feel like it's still on my tongue.
- I don't like it!
- Next up you have Respawn and it's green apple,
and it's a mental performance drink mix.
- Okay, it's a box.
- This is Razer Energy.
So the company, Razer, that makes like, computer accessories
made an energy drink for gamers.
That's a color.
(gagging) - Oh, oh, green apple!
- (gagging) I hate green apple flavorings.
- I love green apple! - Wait, really?
- Yeah!
- Oh I feel bad for yucking you now.
- You ever had those lollipops with the caramel outside,
and it has the green apple in the middle?
- Those are good,
I don't mind those. - That's what I smell here.
(sniffing) Yeah.
- Absolutely disgusting.
- It has more of super artificial flavor.
- Nasty. - To green apple, so.
- That tastes..
kind of Christmas-y?
In a really disgusting way.
(gagging)
- This is great.
I like this one a lot, this one's really good.
- No, it's not. - Yeah, it is!
- It's not!
Am I being a hater?
- Good.
This is good, number one for me.
- (wheezing) No it's not!
- I'm gonna rank you at the bottom.
You're gonna get a one out of five moisties from me.
- Honey, not even a one, she's a negative two!
- This is the lowest for me.
It's G Fuel, Bioshock, Razer drink.
I hate it.
- I love it.
- Not a fan.
- Whoa!
- What do we got here?
- F.P.S.
- Fuhpuhs, fuhpuhs, fuhpuhs.
- That's gonna go through my butthole
like it's a brand new (beep).
(laughing)
- I was really rooting for this one 'cause it's like,
apocalyptic and cool and bad (beep).
(spitting)
Ah!
(coughing)
Wait, I'm excited.
- (laughs) Oh, God!
Really?
That made my whole mouth feel funny.
My mouth feels dry.
- We're such different people.
(moaning)
(bangs on table)
- No!
No!
- It tasted like doo-doo.
- (stammering) No!
- This is when I have a long night clubbing,
you know, I'm trying to hit up a hoe's house at like 4:45,
and I'm gonna be like (gulping) to last like,
at least till 10 a.m., Jesus Christ.
- Yeah no, this one tastes like it works,
but it does not taste great.
- It doesn't.
- It's not that bad.
- Are you serious?
- I'm really not-- - You drank the whole thing?
- I'm really, I'm very serious.
- What, what?
- You're being dramatic.
- Are you, no!
No!
- F.P.S., Razer,
O.G., and then at the top, still G Fuel.
- You know, I'm a Gemini and I usually disagree with men,
but Ify's on it today.
(ding)
- For me, it's G Fuel, Bioshock, F.P.S., Respawn.
I can't (beep) with the green apple.
- All right, Respawn, number one, A plus.
Second one, G Fuel,
tastes like Kool-Aid, perfect.
One under it, Bioshock, love that game, pretty good.
This thing, I'm gonna put it on the floor if that's okay.
(laughing)
So that's where that goes.
- This one is Mountain Dew Game Fuel.
- I love a can.
- Mountain Dew Amp!
I love Amp!
- Whoa!
- Oh, I don't even have to taste it!
- That's so sweet! - Great!
- United at last.
(slurping)
- That's the classic flavor.
- I think I had this as a kid.
- Definitely remember this.
- (pouring) Yeah, yeah.
- Ooh, it's carbonated!
Okay, first carbonated one. - Yeah, baby!
Yeah.
(gagging)
Yeah.
- What, hold on, first of all, this is not carbonated.
Mine's flat, is yours flat?
- Mine's a little flat, too.
I remember it being more, like, crisp, you know?
- I think I hate this one, too.
Are you gonna mix 'em?
- I am, yeah.
- Purple is my favorite color.
- Look at that, look at that. - This is good.
See, it's coming out fizzy. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- There's like, effervescence happening.
- Ooh, look at that.
- Science rules.
- Chemistry.
(smacking lips) Marvelous.
So much better.
- Wait, what?
- Yeah, honestly better.
(bouncy music)
Huh?
- Okay!
- Here's the definitive rankings, and you can tell me
if you agree or disagree.
So at the bottom, we're still gonna have F.P.S.,
'cause that flavor was not there.
- My stomach is already moving.
- And then, right above that is the Razer drink,
same thing, flavor was a little harsh, but, you know.
And then third is actually gonna be this game fuel.
Even though this is a flavor I love,
it is tasty, it's Mountain Dew,
it's kind of just straight up soda.
Above that, I'm gonna say the O.G. Fruit punch.
And then number one is gonna have to be G Fuel.
- For me, I would say for taste, this is number one.
But everything else Ify said, I agree with.
Most of them are nasty.
- Amp, number one.
green apple, Respawn!
Number two.
G Fuel, number three.
Bioshock, love that game, number four.
Toilet water, zero.
- Not to be contrarian,
but I would have to go, G Fuel, F.P.S., Bioshock.
- Great game.
- Respawn, great game.
Amp.
Sorry. - Wow.
- Do you need this, no. - No.
- Are you sitting down for a long game session,
trying to like, pub smash, no.
- I mean I think we learned something here today.
Everybody has different taste buds.
- Are you trying to go ranked, maybe go pro?
Playing free college Esports team, then maybe.
But even then, you might be able to find like a cleaner,
you know, energy alternative.
- To have this much energy is really chaotic for me,
and I'm so used to being tired all the time.
So, I'm just gonna have to process this off camera.
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