♪♪
[audience applauds]
Jetta: Okay, okay, but the only conspiracy theory I believe
is that to save money,
they switched out the Titanic with an already-damaged ship
called the Olympia.
- No, come on.
That can't be real.
- Okay, okay, okay,
what about the Mandela effect?
- Wait, what?
April: You know, the idea where a group of people
have a mass memory that doesn't actually exist?
Like how "The Berenstain Bears" is actually spelled with an "A."
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
or how "Luke, I am your father"
is actually, "No, I am your father."
Jetta: That one I don't believe.
Dalton: No, for real, I watched it!
I just did!
Pebbles: Or how McDonald's used to be called MacBurger Barn?
[audience laughs]
Dalton: What?
- MacBurger Barn?
Home of the Big Mac Burger Barn burger?
[scoffs]
You guys seriously don't remember this?
Jetta: No?
- Weird.
Guess I'm the only one who remembers it that way,
but it was definitely that way.
- Pebbles, the whole point of a Mandela effect
is that a group of people remembered something wrong.
- Yeah, like how everyone thinks Mr. Monopoly has a monocle,
but he doesn't.
Dalton: Okay, he for sure, we have to look that up.
- Or, or how everyone thinks the Fruit of the Loom
has a cornucopia.
- Wait, we gotta look, we seriously gotta look at that.
- It's real, it's real!
- Quiet, or how the McDonald's mascot
has never been Ronald McDonald?
It was actually Cheese Boy the MacTriumphant?
[audience laughs]
- What?
- Y-- oh my goo-- yes!
He'd peg you in the head with burger chunks
if you were naughty.
[audience laughs]
Seriously?
Oh my goodness,
I dressed as Cheese Boy three Halloweens in a row!
- This isn't ringing a bell.
- Okay.
Does this ring a bell?
[audience laughs]
All: No?
- He pegged me in the head with burger chunks
many a December holiday.
[audience laughs]
- Okay.
Uh, did you guys hear that Smokey the Bear
is actually just Smokey Bear?
- What?
- Oh, I did hear that once.
April: That is so weird!
- Okay, weirder still,
everyone pictures Cheese Boy swinging a chicken by its neck
as he pegs you with burger chunks,
but in reality, there was never a chicken!
Mandela!
[audience laughs]
- Okay, enough about McMacBurger Barn.
It's always been McDonald's.
- Yeah, and I know
'cause I stayed at the Ronald McDonald House
when I was sick as a kid.
- The Ronald what McHouse who?
- There's one in literally every town.
For sick kids and their families?
- Oh, you mean the MacBurger Barn
Big Cheesy Kidsaver Home for Sick Kids.
- Pebbles, can it!
Pebbles: No, it's my birthday party!
[audience laughs]
- Oh, what about the butterfly effect?
All: [agreeing]
- How like a small, insignificant change
can create, like, a wildly different outcome?
- [singing McDonald's theme song]
♪ It's MacBurger Barn University! ♪
- University?
- Yes!
Elton John wrote that jingle as a tribute to his alma mater!
Fun fact, they paid him
in Fish Fillet-o-Fish Fillet sandwiches.
- No, they didn't!
- [mockingly] Uh, yes, they did!
[in normal voice] What, now you're gonna tell me
that the House Burglar never existed?
What?
- You mean the Hamburglar?
- Who?
[audience laughs]
We're talking about the House Burglar!
He'd break into your house and steal all your money
and sometimes electronics!
Come on!
Dalton: I think you were just robbed.
[doorbell]
- Special Delivery from Cheese Boy the MacTriumphant!
[audience applause]
- Hey guys, thanks so much for watching.
If you like what you saw,
make sure to download the BYUtv app.
Boy, that burger costume made me hungry!
- [laughs]
Oh, wait, Austin, no!
No, I'm not a burger.
It's me, April.
- Oh!
Hi, April.
Do you know where I could find a burger?
- Oh, yeah, right here.
- Oh, this one!
- Oh, wait, no!
This is still me.
Now, this is confusing.
- I know!