Let's talk about reality shows.
I hope you're all enjoying the second season of Game of Games.
Twitch I have so much fun doing that show.
And I have some really good news.
I got a call from some of my favorite people at NBC.
And they told me we're doing a third season.
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I don't know.
We can make it a thing.
I don't know.
I don't know That may mean something.
I don't know.
We're just making a thing.
I don't know.
All right.
I want to thank NBC for letting me playfully
torture people in prime-time.
There's another show that people love, The Masked Singer.
Have you seen The Masked Singer?
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OK.
It's a singing competition.
But all the singers wear big masks.
It's basically a furry convention at a karaoke bar,
is what it is.
It's a big hit on Fox.
People love it.
So that's why I came up with something similar.
And since we haven't been sued yet, let's
play another round of The Masked Dancer.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Absolutely.
Here's how this works.
There's a celebrity backstage in a costume.
Twitch and I have no idea who it is.
The celebrity is going to come out here and dance for us.
And then Twitch and I are going to ask
the masked dancer some questions and guess who it is.
We'll keep guessing until I get it right.
And if Twitch gets it right, I still win.
OK.
The dancer gave us a few clues to help us out.
They're younger than 100 years old.
They eat food, at least twice today.
At least twice a day.
You would know who I am if I wasn't wearing a mask.
OK.
Those are some good clues.
All of those things, yeah, they paint a picture.
Heck, yeah.
That almost narrows it down.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
It really does.
All right, please welcome today's masked dancer.
[MUSIC - SIA, "CHANDELIER"]
1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, drink.
1, 2, 3, drink.
1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, drink.
Throw them back 'til I lose count.
I'm going to swing--
So, it's a guy.
It's a man.
Huh?
It's a guy.
Right?
You think it's a guy?
Yeah.
No?
I'm going to live like the world doesn't exist--
Right?
It's a guy.
That's a lot of commitment, right there.
Yeah, it is.
I'm going to fly like a bird through the night!
Feel my tears as they dry!
I'm--
Wow.
--going to swing from the chandelier--
Is it Sean again?
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I know, right?
That's what I thought.
All right, all right, the masked dancer seems a little tired.
I can hear the breathing.
All right.
We're going to watch a short video
while you-- you can go catch your breath, if you'd like,
while we try to figure out-- can you get up, even?
All right.
Let's see.
[HEAVY BREATHING]
OK.
Wow.
Crawling.
OK.
Gonna maybe take off there.
A short video to watch while the masked dancer catches
their breath!
[MUSIC - ONE DIRECTION, "TAKE ME DOWN"]
All these lights, they can't blind me.
Do it!
With your love, nobody can drag me down.
Oh, all right.
Come on out, masked dancer.
[HEAVY BREATHING]
Still breathing heavy.
Yep, very tired.
Still breathing very heavy.
Obvious--
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Obviously not a dancer, because you're out of breath.
So you don't dance a lot.
We're going to ask three questions.
Oh, describe yourself in three words.
(PITCHED UP VOICE) Passionate.
Passionate, OK.
(PITCHED UP VOICE) Uh, friendly.
Friendly.
(PITCHED UP VOICE) Short.
And short.
Yeah.
Yep.
Uh, have you-- have you ever taken dance class?
(PITCHED UP VOICE) No.
Hm.
Are you on TV or in the movies?
(PITCHED UP VOICE) Yes.
Wait, what was that?
That means both.
Both, OK.
Both.
If you could be any animal, what would you be?
(PITCHED UP VOICE) Grizzly bear.
A grizzly bear.
That must mean something.
Yeah.
Um, what would be your favorite date
situation, if you were to take somebody on a date,
what would that be?
(PITCHED UP VOICE) Dinner and a movie.
All right.
Cool.
Do you work on this lot?
(PITCHED UP VOICE) No.
Right now?
Huh?
No.
Is it hot under that mask?
(PITCHED UP VOICE) Yes.
I'm between Don Johnson or my mother.
I think--
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Because my mother was in the audience.
And she's not there anymore.
So I think she could be--
she'd be breathing that hard.
I'm going to say--
David Spade, or, um, it's, uh Julie--
It's a man.
Look, I'm just-- just in case.
All right.
Yeah.
I'm just saying, I don't know.
You're masked.
From Modern Family--
Julie Bowen?
Julie Bowen, yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, maybe I'm wrong.
Yeah, I think you are.
I'm probably wrong about that.
That's alright.
All right.
I have no idea.
I can't even make a guess.
And I really-- I just, you know, Don Johnson.
OK.
All right, it's time to reveal yourself, please.
Who was it, is it Ellie Kemper, or, wait?
Oh, my god!
[MUSIC - SIA - "CHANDELIER"]
Oh!
[CHEERING] Of course!
Of course it's you!
I try to-- of course it's you!
You're so sweaty, I can't--
I know--
Oh, my god!
'Cause he didn't do that!
Because he didn't do that!
That's why!
Because he didn't do any of the signature moves, that's why!
Yeah, that's why!
Um, so, you don't mind--
so you don't mind that we're doing this, right?
Because we love the show.
So we're like, we want to do it, too.
Oh, yeah, yeah, no, my lawyers are in the back.
It's fine.
It's totally fine.
Oh, no.
Are you having so much fun on that show?
I'm having an amazing time.
And this is an amazing thing you're doing.
I'm loving it.
I'm loving every second of it.
Oh, good.
I'm loving that you were here.
Of course it's you!
You didn't do the signature moves.
I tried not to do any signature moves.
Which means I can't dance.
No, no.
Because you really are a good dancer.
All right, Ken Jeong, everybody.
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[MUSIC - SIA - "CHANDELIER"]
1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, drink.
All right.
1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, drink.
Throw them back 'til I lose count.
I'm going to swing from the chandelier--