(screaming)
(laughing)
- Oh, my gosh!
Peter Griffin, versus Homer Simpson.
That's right, today we are reacting to
and breaking down, all of the medical scenes
and injuries from an epic battle.
Between, Peter and Homer.
Who do you think is going to win?
Family Guy or The Simpsons?
Let's dive right in.
- I'm saying The Simpsons suck.
- Why, you!
- Uh-oh.
Trash talking.
Oh, nice!
When somebody gets banged in the nose.
Typically, it bleeds pretty easily.
Usually it's not a significant bleed.
Not very often, do people have fractures
in their nose that need to be replaced.
In the sense of, put back in line.
But, sometimes it does happen.
(growling)
Uh oh!
Oh, right into his face.
Same idea.
When you're getting that much trauma.
You're getting dazed, you're getting dizzy.
Things are probably a little bit distorted.
As your brain is sloshing around.
Ah!
(laughing)
The accidental moon.
How many people have mooned their friends?
Let me know in the comments.
Obviously, there's strangulation injuries
that we worry about.
You always think about injury to the major
vessels in the neck.
You can actually cause tears.
Even if they don't go through the whole vessel
wall, they actually increase the risk
in developing a clot.
And then, it can increase your risk
of having a stroke.
So, we obviously need to check that out.
- What the Hell? That really hurts.
- No, it doesn't.
I do it to my son all the time.
- You strangle your son?
That's insane!
No wonder he's fat and stupid, and masturbates
all the time.
- That's your son!
(laughing)
(screaming)
- Oh, my gosh!
The headbutt.
In that area, when somebody gets a fracture
up here.
We call this, "Le Fort Fracture".
And, there's different levels of it
having to do with the injury and how much fracture
of the bone there is, and depending on
where it is.
Oh!
I don't think the glass would break that easily.
That's why it's really good to have the safety
devices in cars, that can pop a window
really easy.
In case you're ever in a life-threatening event
where you need to get out of the car.
What?
Yeah, not survivable in the real world.
♪ The Real World ♪
Getting smashed up against the buildings.
The amount of trauma, potential fractures,
contusions, skin that's just being ripped off.
It's huge.
Then, just getting torqued around a tree.
That's gonna leave you paralyzed, most likely.
(screaming)
(glass shatters)
(laughing)
Oh, no!
- I'm in danger.
- Oh, my gosh.
We'll get reports where...
The car is one place
and the individual is way over.
It's good for us to know how much velocity
was in the car accident.
We always think the worst.
Because the amount of blunt force that can occur.
Oh, my gosh.
That is a massive rollover.
Obviously, right into the power plant.
The nuclear, power plant.
- Nuclear.
- We don't really deal with a lot of nuclear things.
- It's nuclear, dummy. The "S" is silent.
- At the hospital.
But, we are...
Prepared for it.
There's always drills that are run.
Basically, you just have to decontaminate people
before they come into the buildings
and typically, tents are set up outside
of the Emergency Department.
So far, we have so much head injuries
and nobody's passed out yet.
That's actually quite interesting.
If I was writer of this, I would at least have
a few seconds where somebody's unconscious
and then, pops right back up.
Oh, wait a minute!
I know what these are because...
My wife has one of these.
These are Emmy Awards.
(chuckling)
- Hey, that's no fair!
I don't got none of them!
- Oh!
That is hilarious.
I didn't know Family Guy hasn't gotten any.
They should get some.
There's spikes stinking into the wall.
If it hits Peter, it's going to cause
some puncture wounds and injuries.
We actually don't close them up.
You get a lot of bacteria in there.
So, you actually just let them be.
And we're getting some gas leaks, radiation
leaks.
(laughing)
Obviously, it's a vat with some steam
coming off it.
So, maybe it's really hot.
Probably gonna cause a lot of burn.
It's going to singe all the skin off.
Then, it's going to go into the Subcutaneous
tissue, your fat, and then the concern is
you're going to get to the muscle.
Oh geez, it's bubbly.
Ah!
(laughing)
There's a skeleton.
Even sometimes, hot temper will actually even
melt all the bone as well.
What, what? Wait a minute.
Homer just regenerated himself.
Nice, he's ripped.
Oh and Peter the same way.
Look at those forearms.
Oh, yeah.
Wow.
What a actually a good depiction almost in the
nuclear fallout, type scenes.
With the mushroom cloud, pressure of the air.
Things just disappearing.
Crazy.
- The earthlings are destroying themselves.
- Yeah, that's really great. Isn't it guys?
- Oh, my gosh.
What a good combination.
That's Roger from American Dad.
I'm becoming an expert.
Not just in medicine, but in these cartoons
because I've seen them so much now.
Back at it.
Ope.
(laughing)
Fall from that height, you know what I'm going to say.
The likelihood of survivability is very low.
Any fall greater than...
Probably about fifteen feet.
Is a significant trauma and potential for injury.
Oh, there goes some teeth.
Oh, man! Ouch.
I do like that every single tooth
is depicted as a molar.
You have incisors, you have the canine
and you have the molars.
If your tooth comes out, make sure you go find it.
Probably easiest thing to do is actually just put
it back in your mouth.
The saliva that's in your mouth is fine.
Oh, there goes Homer.
Oh, man!
What? I wasn't ready for that.
We only have one attachment to the eyeball, itself.
But typically when we're going to have the optic
nerve, and then we have six muscles
around the eye in the back, attaching to it.
Takes a lot of force, to have it actually move
out of it's socket.
Nice.
Oh jeez.
Oh, man!
The hand is super sensitive.
Obviously, we have a lots of nerves all over
our body.
But, the hand.
There's so many intricate movements to it.
A lot of nerves to it.
And that just hurts like heck.
(gasps)
Don't do it.
(screaming)
(laughing)
Homer good core muscular work.
To be able to sit up that fast
and use your noggin to knock him right in...
The you know where.
Oh, Peter is knocked out.
Cold.
Where he's actually drooling.
So, good job.
I take back what I said earlier.
Oh, my gosh. He's waking up.
Good depiction of double vision, blurry vision.
We ask patients all the time, when their visual
field has changed, "Is it double vision?"
"Are you seeing two objects?"
- I'm seeing double, here.
- Or, is it blurry vision.
Where it's just one object and it's very, very
blurry.
(gasps)
How's that even possible?
- What are you still doing here?
- I think you're gonna get a kick out of this.
You're parked behind me at your place.
- That is funny.
(laughing)
Hilarious.
Good creativity.
The injuries.
The fun-ness.
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