So you know what?
I like coffee.
I actually went
to a Christian coffee shop,
and it was pretty good.
You know, but the prices were
ungodly.
(audience laughing)
They need to repent, man.
I'm just saying.
I went there.
They actually-- I like tea.
They have all different types
of tea, like green tea, red tea,
black tea.
And you get a blend of all three
is the trini-tea.
(audience applauding)
Thank you.
And actually, also, they
have different types of coffee.
They have different types of coffee,
like namon flavor.
It was like cinnamon but no sin.
(audience laughing)
Yeah, and then they have a Colorado
blend.
Colorado blend-- they call it pot
roast.
(audience laughing)
I asked the barista.
I said, hey, how's the pot roast?
They said, "hey, why don't you just
"ask the high priest?"
Come on, come on.
(guitar playing)
Nice.
So I recently got hired to do
a Christian event.
And they said, "Donnie, we know you
"play music.
"Would you mind playing
"some Christian songs?"
I said, OK.
But I don't know a lot
of Christian songs.
So let's just try this.
Here we go.
(guitar playing)
I want to name all of the animals.
(guitar playing)
It's from the book of Genesis, guys.
He made my woman from my insides.
(guitar playing)
It's a rib joke, guys.
I want my baby back, baby back, baby
back, baby back, baby back,
babyback.
That one's actually
about my ex-wife, though.
So-- this one's a little more
modern.
Girl, look at that Bible.
I work out.
That's why the guitar looks small.
(audience laughing)
Now this one I'm
going to do for a Baptist event.
So if you like it, sing along.
Just don't dance.
(guitar playing)
Christians in the morning,
Christians on the street.
Christians don't smoke cigarettes,
but they sure do like to eat.
(audience applauding)
Chic-a Chic fil A. Got to find
some Christians because I wrote
this Christian song.
I went to Benny Hinn's church.
Now my money's all gone.
(guitar playing)
It's OK.
He told me I'd get it back tenfold.
Christians are what I got.
(guitar playing)
Nailed it!
Christians are what I got.
So remember that.
Christians are what I got.
So remember that.
Christians-- they don't smoke pot
unless it's medicinal?
(audience laughing)
We got a high priest, remember?
Christians are what I got,
I got, I got, I got.
Thank you.