- Ooh, if I was financially dominating somebody,
I would be, like, pay my Netflix free.
I'm like, "I'm gonna spend this card."
- On a fucking Netflix subscription?
No, girl, you need to aim higher than that.
Girl, you work for Netflix now love.
I'm not paying no subscription.
(laughing)
In fact, I'm still paying my Netflix subscription.
- [Director] So am I!
- What?
Do they make you pay it?
(laughing)
Oh, girl, we need to have a word.
Hang on.
Fuck this, I'm off.
(laughing)
(twinkling music)
Hello everybody, I'm The Vivienne.
- And I'm Monét X Change and we are...
- [Both] Queens who like to watch.
(laughing)
(glamorous music)
- Today we are watching a little show called Bonding,
which is about...
- BDSM, bondage, all the fun things
that people don't like to talk about.
- And wanking penguins.
- Yes, that is real.
- Do you think I'd be a good dom?
- Oh, you'd be a great dom.
Oh, I wanna sign up.
- just ask my husband.
Do the dishes!
Pack my cases!
(laughing)
- Mistress May.
Welcome back.
- [Monet] She's like the RuPaul of mistresses.
- The RuPaul of dominatrix's. - You know?
- Let me get this straight.
- This man tied up behind her, he's like,
"Can y'all have this meeting another day?"
- "You're on the clock, girl, hello."
- Did you follow any of that?
- Oh, he's getting in on the conversation.
He's just like...
- Tiff. - May.
- Both of you.
- Mira. - Mistress Mira.
- That's right, get it right, mistress.
I like Mistress Mira, she's a boss,
she's a philanthropist, she's a mogul,
she's a financial strategist.
I'm obsessed with Mistress Mira.
- You all right, pet?
- He's like, "Mistress Mira, this is 27 minutes
"of you talking to these two white people.
"Please get me together."
- These two just seem like the most innocent people
who've just, like, fell into domination
and they're like, they haven't got a fucking clue
what they're doing.
They're like, "Here's a bit of rope,
"go and figure it out."
Would you be a dominatrix?
- Honestly, yes.
(laughing)
- Like, the idea of doing it is like, fab
and I think I'd just be like,
"Oh no, I can't, I can't, I feel bad."
- Oh no.
- I'd be like, "Are you comfortable up there?
"Are you fine?"
- I would love it.
Bitch, you give me a rich ass white man.
Oh, I will dominatrix the shit outta him.
- My friend used to do it
and so this guy would come in
and you could either just lock him in
and go shopping for, like, three hours,
or there was another one that made him eat a roast dinner
off his back.
(laughing)
- Sunday roast?
- Yeah, so like Yorkshire puddings, gravy.
- Just putting a hot Yorkshire pudding
in the middle of his back, pouring the gravy,
like, "Yeah, you like that gravy?"
- And another one used to throw jelly at them.
You know what, it's Jell-O.
- Like, regular Jell-O?
- Like, wet sponges and jelly.
- Sponges, I'm triggered.
- It's a fucking good waste of jelly if you ask me.
(laughing)
- Pete, complete the knot.
- Now?
- [Monet] Any party with that much tinsel.
(laughing)
- They were like, "We've got no set.
"Someone go and buy some shimmer curtain quick."
- Honestly.
You know they sent some (beep) to fucking Poundland
and they were like, "Girl."
- I love all your British references.
- Oh, girl.
They were like, "We need...
"Just get shiny things."
And he was like, "Oh, shiny, got it, tinsel."
- See how you do.
- [The Vivienne] Oh, are they practicing
their tying up skills with balloons?
- Oh shit, that's really good.
(laughing)
- I love this little ginger assistant.
(laughing)
- Oh shit! - Oh, my dude!
- Nicky, what up, my dude?
- What the fuck are you doing at this shit show?
- I know fucking Doug, man.
- Does he not know he's gay?
(gasping)
So he's not out to his mates.
Aw, I feel sorry for a little ginger lad
'cause now he's like a little beard wife, isn't he?
(laughing)
- Oh no!
The little ginger is, look, this is so sad!
- I think even if I dress as, like, the scalliest,
you know, track suits and all that,
I think people would still know I was a massive homosexual.
- Yeah.
I've never been able to hide my...
I mean, I'm very gay.
I mean, I have a big ass, I walk with a switch, you know?
It is what it is.
- With a switch?
- Oh, oh, so American, that's, like, when you walk,
you got a little rocking,
you got, like, a little hip rocking when you walk.
- Oh, right.
For us, we call that mincing.
- Mincing? - A little mince.
- Like mince beef?
- Yeah.
It's like, "Oh, look at the mince on her."
- Okay, a little mince, a little mince.
Yeah, I have a lot of mince.
(laughing)
- Did I say you could speak?
- [Monet] Oh my God, does he do stand up?
- You can speak after the show.
- This is like every gay's in Liverpool life story.
- Girl. - They come out,
then they help the sex worker friend,
then they wanna make it in show business,
then they try stand up.
(laughing)
- And then when all else fails, they just go to Drag Race.
Like, "You know what?
"I'll just do Drag Race.
"It's easier."
- They actually love my leather lifestyle.
- Is this the gay stand up club?
Oh, well, yes. - Yes.
- There he is.
(laughing)
There's a pup in the corner drinking out of a trough.
(laughing)
- I'm actually not out of the closet in some circles
and I said, "Babe, that's okay,
"as long as those circles do not include
"your asshole, mouth or ears."
Okay?
- [The Vivienne] I feel like there's way too much
laugh track on that. - Right.
Literally, the people in the audience are like.
- Just like.
(laughing)
- [Monet] He's hot though, that is a hot boyfriend, bitch.
- I wanna know what clubs he's working, girl.
I've never turned up to a drag show
with a fucking dressing room like that.
I'm getting changed in the disabled toilets,
on the floor.
- My dad is...
How do I say this?
Conservative.
So I don't want it this way,
but I have to compartmentalise to--
- Keep your job and secure your inheritance.
- That's right, let him have it, girl.
- Just fucking come out that closet, lad.
When did you come out?
- Ooh, I never really came out.
Like, in college, I started doing drag
and I was also an arts-- - Oh well, there you go.
(laughing)
- Well, I was in the arts program,
so every time I would, like, bring wigs home, I was like,
"Mom this is, like, a crazy version of The Magic Flute.
"I dunno.
"We're, like, wearing wigs.
"Isn't that crazy?"
I would bring home heels.
"Oh, we're doing The marriage of Figaro
"and it's, like, this weird production
"where the men are wearing heels.
"Just go with me, it's great."
- Now, how many of you have done puppy play scenes?
- [The Vivienne] Mistress Mira, the masterclass.
- [Monet] (laughing) Oh my God.
- I also feel like these two have just typed in on Amazon,
"Dominatrix costume."
(laughing)
What can be here in the next three days?
That'll do.
- What?
- Shh.
(clearing throat)
- Oh, there's a full on class room!
- It's a whole class, there's a whole class!
- Can anyone in the room tell me what this color means?
- She's a submissive.
- Or she's owned.
- Not her buying the wrong gear.
- Are you owned, May?
(laughing)
- This is so shady.
This is me in all of my classes in school.
Like, "Monet, would like to come up to the class
"and show everyone your homework?"
- Oh, here we go. - Work.
- (laughing) That's, like, the campest pup I've ever seen.
- Is it.
Girl, she's full on dalmatian.
Someone needs to come into domination
with a Cruella Deville costume now.
Full on latex Cruella.
Oh no, not the, okay, that's where I would draw the line.
Mama, you better give me, that better be a can of chili.
I'm not eating no fucking dog food.
(tense music)
- Stay.
- She's way too timid, isn't she?
- Right, I need more.
- Like, sit down there and don't fucking move.
(whimpering)
- He just, like, whimpered like a dog,
that was kinda hot.
Maybe I am into dog play, or whatever it's called.
- Some pups came into one of my shows once
and I got him on stage and emptied an ashtray,
you know, like a cigarette ashtray
and then filled it with water
and just made him sit in the corner of the stage
while I was performing.
- During you're-- - Yeah.
So saying that, I suppose I have been a bit of a dom.
- Oh my, you're a dom! - Yes!
- Vivienne, you need to be selling this.
(laughing)
I would love to manage your dom life.
But she's all like, "Eat your food."
- Yeah, I'm not buying her as no dom.
- No. - Stay.
- [Monet] Okay, now I have been
and have done ball gagging before.
- [The Vivienne] Of course the gay's got it on
like a clown nose.
Here we are, corsets, I'm into that.
- Now this was just drag.
This is just drag.
(laughing)
♪ Buttercups all in a row ♪
- [The Vivienne] Florence and the Machine.
- (laughing) Florence Welch is there.
(laughing)
- Oh my God, you look stunning.
What?
- I don't know, it's so expensive.
- Financial domination,
now that's something I could get into.
- Hello.
1000%.
- And we'll take this $500 mask.
- $500 for a mask!
- Bitch, I can make that for two.
(laughing)
- All I need is your card.
- I understand. - Oh.
You mean this card?
- [The Vivienne] Oh, he's getting rinsed, ain't he?
- Yes, Mistress.
- [Woman] You're gonna be fucking broke
when they're done with you. - Oh, yes.
- People are really into this shit.
Where's mine?
I wanna financially dominate somebody!
I want this for me and Vivienne.
- Right, we need to find a rich ass fella
who wants to spoil us rotten.
- 100%.
This is definitely a party I would like to go to.
- Like, "Give me four grand
"before I tell your missus what you're up to."
I'd be good at that, I'd be well good at that.
- So many layers.
- They must sweat.
I'm sweating now.
- Girl, leather gear.
I'm like, it's just too hot.
- You dropped that, dude.
- Holy shit.
- [The Vivienne] Oh, is that his little ex flame?
- Sexy.
- Whoa, what are you doing over there?
- Oh. - What?
- He clearly has a type. - Right.
- And the ex boyfriend looks just like this one.
(gasping)
(laughing)
Okay, have you ever dated someone and like,
you saw that you were literally a carbon copy of their ex?
- David said I was, like, one of his only,
sorry for spilling the beans, David.
He said I was, like, one of his only white partners.
- Really? - Yeah.
- Work, so that means I have a chance!
(laughing)
- Stay away from Monet, David!
(laughing)
- I didn't know I was one of many little orphan Annies
that Joshua's picking up
and then sending back to Ms. Hannigan
when he was done fucking our brains out.
(laughing)
- I love this queen.
- Hey.
Can I kiss you?
- This one, he has taken all the molly,
he is on all the X.
He's like, "Can I kiss you?"
(tense music)
Oh, you know they all gonna be fucking tonight.
Well, yeah. - Mm-hmm.
- This is literally gay culture.
This is gay culture.
Straight people don't go through this stuff.
- Oh, don't do it, lad.
Oh, he's done it.
- Down!
(laughing) This is what being gay is.
(mysterious music)
- Oh, he's got a penguin fetish.
Fucking Happy Feet.
See, that's what I'd get ended up with.
If I was a dominatrix, I'd be, like, picturing
"Oh, I'm gonna get all this whips and chains."
I'd end up with the fucking penguin.
- Yeah, water for me, baby.
- [Vivienne] Look at the penguin having a wank!
Ah!
- At least put a hole so I can see it.
(laughing)
How much would you charge for this?
- I'd want a fortune for that.
(laughing)
- Oh, careful.
Careful, if you fall in they're gonna fucking eat you.
- Oh, it's cracking!
- [Monet] What penguin does that?
- Oh, she's cracking on the ice.
The ice has cracked.
- She looks like she was doing a Drag Race lip sync.
(laughing)
- Too real?
- Yeah, the global warming thing's a bit of a boner killer.
(laughing)
- The global warming thing, too far.
That's where he draws the line, not global warming.
I wanna hire him in real life.
I'm gonna find him on Instagram after we're done,
ima go find his Instagram.
I'm like, "Are you into this or nah?"
- I think he's acting.
- That's okay.
He can come back over here, honey, in my flat.
- [Peter] Josh.
- Ooh, I'm so nervous.
I'm sweating, am I sweating?
- [The Vivienne] Oh, he's coming out, isn't he?
- You don't have to do this.
- Fuck it.
(dramatic music)
- [Monet] Okay, this is a little much, Mary.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
(laughing)
This is a little much.
(laughing)
- I mean, that's one way to come out, isn't it?
(snorting)
- (laughing) Running through the whole business.
(gasping)
Shut up!
Oh my God!
It's the financial dude!
- Ah!
- Oh my God, work!
Okay, so-- - Daddy's got money!
- And daddy has money, so...
But ginger knows,
'cause ginger was there with her, spending the money.
- At least it's not the fucking penguin one.
If I found out my dad had a kink.
(laughing)
I'd rather him have a rich kink
than being a fucking penguin.
- Josh has something he wants to tell you.
- [Monet] He is gagging.
- Joshua.
I understand what this is.
- He's tall. - How tall is he?
- Right?
I was like, "Oh, wait a minute?"
- I want you to know something.
- What's going on? - What is happening?
I'm so uneasy right now.
- I'm kinky, Josh.
A kinky sub masochist owned by my mistress,
blissfully so. - Oh!
- Imagine if your dad just came out with that.
"I'm kinky, I'm sorry."
- You both have a secret.
He's kinky, you're gay, you both can be free.
- You're what?
- Not the dad being shocked that he's gay.
- Dad's stood there with a dog collar and a padlock.
(laughing)
- Joshua, what you do privately is your own business.
(laughing)
Well, I'm trying to be open, but the Bible says--
- What does the bible say about your fucked up sex life?
- When you think about it, Jesus was basically a masochist.
- If mom were alive, she would be so disgusted by you.
- Back at you, kiddo and for your information,
your mother was the one who got me hooked on all this.
- Work!
- Your mother was a dominatrix, love.
(laughing)
- We're done, forever.
- I'll be throwing plants,
I'll be taking stacks of paper,
like, "Yeah, that's right, I'm leaving!"
- Also, wasn't the dad's office wall made of glass?
Now he's stood there in a fucking collar and a padlock.
- I love cock.
- So does everyone work...
This whole case of this show all work in this office.
(laughing)
- Why are there no chairs?
Why is everyone standing up?
There are no chairs.
- You know, I don't care if you're gay or anything,
but bro, you are self involved as fuck.
- Why he mad?
Everyone is just turning on this man
who is just coming out.
He thought he was about to be free.
Everyone is like, "You're a piece of shit.
"I never liked you.
"Fuck your dead mother.
"Your dad is..."
This is crazy!
You see?
This is why people don't come out,
'cause they think this is what's gonna happen.
People like, "I'm not gonna come out
"because it's gonna be this."
But also, he started this by running through the office,
ripping clothes off, screaming, "I'm fucking gay!"
(tense music)
All these people were just working at that office.
(laughing)
This is a cast of 12. - It's a rotating cast.
- [Monet] This is a cast of 12.
- Oh, at least he's making good use of the $200 mask.
(laughing)
- 500.
- 500, he's getting his money's worth.
- You don't like my mask?
My boyfriend's dad bought it for me.
- [The Vivienne] Oh, he's spilling all the beans
on the bloody stage, isn't he?
- I do love a messy gay though.
- I've had sex with one woman, one time
and egg to sperm, womb to tomb, we made impact, baby!
(laughing)
- I'm sorry, this is funny.
- Can you imagine me as a father?
A leather daddy.
(chuckling)
And my friend as it's dom mom, ugh.
"Mom, dad, I like missionary position."
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
This is so shady, but great.
- Thank God she didn't keep it.
(laughing)
- Damn.
Damn.
Girl!
Wait, have you gotten drunk and went off on somebody
at the club like this?
- I've punched people. - Really?
- Yes, girl.
Like, split some fella's face in half.
- No you did not, The Vivienne!
- Yes, it was, like, at least four times.
- This is why people love Drag Race UK and British Queens
'cause y'all are so irreverent.
- Oh, we don't give a shit, girl.
- Y'all don't give a fuck and I love that.
I'm so gagged.
This show, I'm hooked.
I live, I love this little ginger and his name is Pete.
Pete, Patrick, or whatever his name was.
- Carter. - Got it.
- Love this, they've got drag names and everything.
I'd just wanna be called something like Audrey.
- Audrey?
(laughing)
- You know, like a real old lady name.
Just like, or Nana Pat, or something like that, Nana.
- Not Nana!
- I think there'd be a good market.
Old lady drag and was called Nana.
- Okay, you be Nana, I'll be Agatha.
Agatha and Nana, the doms of the new millennium, girl.
- And then instead of actually having
to piss on the clients,
you could just empty your bag onto them.
- (laughing) Empty your bag on somebody.
Honestly, see, you're so smart.
- I've thought this all out, girl.
- That's good, that's good.
- Well, there was no cash prize for Drag Race UK,
I've got to make my money somehow, love.
(laughing)
Well, I have been The Vivienne.
- And I'm Monét X Change and thank y'all for watching.
- Yeah, and thank you for coming, girl.
- Thank you for having me in your lovely home.
I love your sofa, your couches.
- See you next time, tra.
- [Producer] Wait, Monet, you need to pull down your skirt,
because in one of the shots you can see--
- I'm a dominatrix, I'm not pulling down my fucking skirt.
You come pull it down for me.
No, I'm kidding.
This one right here?
So what y'all did was, these other the cameras,
they were catching my pussy the entire time
we were having this dominatrix conversation
and the cameramen were getting very aroused,
so we had to adjust me,
so I don't, you know, cause a stir here at Netflix Studios.
- Oh, let her flash her fanny, she's all right.
- [Monet] Yeah.
I think you're angling the camera in a way to get my goods.