♪♪
>>BROTHER, IT IS THE YEAR 2016
AND WE HAVE NOW SPENT A
THOUSAND YEARS ALONE IN THIS
CAVE GUARDING THE HOLY GRAIL.
THE TIME HAS COME TO
SELECT ANOTHER KNIGHT
TO TAKE OUR PLACE.
>>BUT HOW WILL WE SELECT A
KNIGHT WORTHY ENOUGH TO
GUARD THE HOLY GRAIL, BROTHER?
>>I HAVE SENT MESSAGES VIA
PIGEON CARRIER TO EVERY KNIGHT
IN THE LAND TO COME HERE AND
DEMONSTRATE THEIR QUALITY.
THE FIRST TWO KNIGHTS
TO ARRIVE SHALL BE...
[GASPS]
EVEN THEIR VERY NAMES PAINT
A PICTURE OF POWERFUL, HULKING,
BATTLE-WORN MEN.
THEY ARE-
>>SIR ELTON JOHN--
>>AND SIR BONO.
>>LET ME ASK YOU
GENTS SOMETHING.
♪♪ CAN YOU FEEL ♪
♪ THE LOVE TONIGHT-US? ♪♪
KNIGHT-US.
SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
>>YES.
[LAUGHTER]
OH MAN, IF THEY DON'T
CHOOSE YOU SIR ELTON,
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GUARD THE
GRAIL WITH OR WITHOUT YOU.
>>DON'T GO BREAKING
MY HEART SIR BONO.
>>[LAUGHTER]
SORRY, I GUESS I STILL HAVEN'T
FOUND WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR.
>>YES.
>>STOP!
THIS IS RIDICULOUS, YOU TWO!
>>HEY!
DON'T JUST SINGLE ME OUT!
>>I DIDN'T!
I SAID YOU TWO.
>>THERE YOU GO AGAIN!
>>WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?
>>SWEET CROCODILE ROCK.
I'M TAKING THIS FOR MY
FANCY THINGS ROOM.
>>NO.
>>HOW--
HOW DID YOU BOTH OBTAIN
YOUR KNIGHTHOODS?
DID YOU RESCUE A VILLAGE
OR PREVENT A PLAGUE?
>>BLIND A DRAGON
WITH YOUR OUTFIT?
>>HEAVENS NO.
>>NO.
THE QUEEN KNIGHTED
US FOR OUR MUSIC.
>>♪♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA. ♪♪
>>WELL UM,
MUSIC HAS BEEN KNOWN TO INSPIRE
MEN TO VICTORY IN BATTLE BEFORE.
WHAT WERE THE NAMES OF YOUR
FIERCESOME WAR BALLADS?
>>CANDLE IN THE WIND.
>>BEAUTIFUL DAY.
>>TINY DANCER.
>>GET OUT.
>>GET OUT, WHO?
>>YOU TWO!
>>WHY JUST ME?
>>BOTH OF YOU, OUT!
>>IT APPEARS THE QUALIFICATIONS
FOR KNIGHTHOOD HAVE CHANGED
OVER THE CENTURIES BROTHER.
>>FOR TRUTH,
BUT WE MUSTN'T LOSE HEART.
OUR NEXT CANDIDATE'S BOUNDLESS
RICHES HAVE MADE HIM ONE
OF THE MOST POWERFUL MEN.
>>HELLO.
I'M BILL GATES.
>>AND I'M DISAPPOINTED.
>>WELL I WAS KNIGHTED
FOR INVENTING THIS.
>>THIS MUST BE MADE FROM THE
STRONGEST ARMOR IN ALL THE LAND.
IT'S SO LIGHT.
>>YEAH.
>>OH.
>>GET OUT!
YOUR ARMOR IS TERRIBLE.
>>I'M SORRY.
WE'RE NOT AS GOOD AS APPLE.
>>NO WONDER YOUR ARMOR IS BAD!
YOUR STANDARDS FOR
STRENGTH IS SOFT FRUIT!
OUT I SAY!
MOVING ON...
OH, THIS LOOKS PROMISING.
OUR NEXT CANDIDATE WAS
HONORARILY KNIGHTED FOR BEING
THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD.
GEORGE H. BUSH.
>>SORRY GUYS,
YOU'LL HAVE TO SETTLE FOR "W".
[LAUGHS]
NOW, I KNOW THERE ARE OTHER
PEOPLE MORE QUALICATIONED,
BUT I-
I SAW AN OPPORTUNITY
AND I TOOK ADVANTAGE.
JUST LIKE WHEN I HEARD MCDONALDS
WAS BRINGING BACK THE MCRIB.
OH, AND UH,
BY THE WAY,
THE PIGEON YOU
SENT WAS DELICIOSO.
OH COOL!
I'M THIRSTY!
G-W NEEDS A DRINK.
>>[GROANS]
ENOUGH!
ARE WE THE ONLY ACTUAL
KNIGHTS LEFT IN ALL THE WORLD?
>>WOULD SOMEONE WHO HAS
SUCCESSFULLY LEAD AN EXPEDITION
TO DESTROY ULTIMATE EVIL FROM
THE FACE OF THE EARTH QUALIFY?
>>YOU MUST BE SIR IAN MCKELLEN.
FINALLY, A WORTHY KNIGHT.
>>I RECOGNIZE THIS GUY.
>>OH GREAT.
>>HE WAS IN A DOCUMENTARY
CALLED "THE LORD OF THE RINGS".
THIS MAN IS LEGIT-A-FIED.
HE CAN LITERALLY BEND
METAL WITH HIS MIND.
OH WAIT.
NO, NO, NO.
HAH.
THAT WAS A
DIFFERENT DOCUMENTARY.
>>NO.
WE DO NOT NEED ANY WARLOCKS.
>>INDEED,
WE NEED HONORABLE KNIGHTS.
>>♪♪ DID SOMEONE ♪
♪ CALL FOR A KNIGHT? ♪♪
GLADYS KNIGHT AT YOUR SERVICE,
YA'LL.
>>ALL RIGHT.
WHAT EXACTLY MAKES YOU QUALIFIED
TO GUARD THE HOLY GRAIL?
>>OH, I DON'T KNOW.
THIS!
WATCHA!
>>FINALLY,
SOMEONE CAME PREPARED!
>>HIT IT BOYS!
♪♪MEONE CAME PREPARED!
>>THANKS FOR
WATCHING THAT VIDEO.
MAKE SURE TO LEAVE A
COMMENTIFICATION AND
SHARIFY IT WITH YOUR FRIENDS.
>>SORRY IT WAS A LITTLE HARD
TO FIND THIS PLACE WHERE
THE STREETS HAVE NO NAMES.
[LAUGHS]
>>I JUST HAD TO SAY GOODBYE
YELLOW BRICK ROAD.
>>I DON'T LISTEN TO MUSIC SO
I DON'T GET THE REFERENCE. 01:04:47.851,00:00:00.000 [LAUGHS]