- Are we agents of chaos?
- Let's talk about that.
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- Good Mythical special holiday episode!
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Today we're looking back at the top five most chaotic
moments of the year.
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- And now, to chaos.
If there's one word to describe 2020 it's chaotic.
But according to the comments, it seems that
that isn't always a bad thing, at least for us.
- Right, you little beasties like a little chaos,
and you're in luck, because today's episode,
we'll reveal this year's top five most chaotic moments,
as voted on by you.
- And, I mean, I know we revel in chaos,
but I don't know that I can predict
what's gonna be number one, or five.
- You don't have to, you just get to sit back,
and enjoy it.
- Right along with you, let's find out together.
Initiate total chaos!
- [Stevie] Kicking things off with number five,
Rhett and Link struggle to tear Barbie's arms off
and run them through a hot glue gun
in the episode aptly titled
"Putting Weird Things in a Hot Glue Gun."
- Grab that arm.
- To settle opinions.
(both grunt)
Take two. Let's try again.
- Stevie was like (gasps).
- You broke a mug, maybe.
- She's got good joints.
I'm just gonna hold the whole Barbie,
and you pull that arm.
- They make Barbies more durable than they used to.
- I have some orange gloves.
- Yeah, grip it.
- We've never had this many bleeps in an episode.
You sweating?
- They build Barbie so well now!
- Is this the whole video, us just trying
to rip a arm off of her?
- Look at my hair, man.
- Oh, yeah!
- There we go.
- Yeah, look at that.
- Hey, it came off clean.
- I hit myself in the balls.
- See her little hand coming out there?
Wave bye-bye to Barbie.
Is it attaching?
- Man, look what we did.
We made Barbie again.
- This is our best work, man.
- Look at how long her arm is!
That angle of her like...
- Look at Barbie! Wow!
Hold on, she got a big ol' Popeye forearm,
look at that thing.
There you go.
If you need to reattach Barbie's arm, you know how to do it.
- Man.
- I think that's our best work, I really do.
- And that's only number five?
- I think that is good work for Rhett and Link right there.
- 'Cause it wasn't just destruction, it was construction.
- It was everything.
- If you're gonna deconstruct, you should reconstruct.
- Was that episode, Stevie, do you remember,
was that like that first batch,
when we came back into the studio?
- [Stevie] Oh yeah, that was just the three of us in here.
- I mean, as crazy as the year's been,
I remember coming back into the studio,
and just having all this pent-up frustration
with having to shoot the show at home,
and then we just took it out on a Barbie,
but we were impotent.
- I was not impotent.
- I mean we couldn't pull her arm off!
- I don't know what they did at your vasectomy.
And I was there.
- I just mean we couldn't pull her arm off.
- Well, we did eventually.
Once you got the gloves on.
All right, let's watch number four.
- [Stevie] At number four, Rhett accidentally
gets all stabby with Link's hand... twice.
- [Past Stevie] Here we go, three, two, one stab!
- Oh, you hit my finger!
Come on, dude!
- That was clearly my fault.
- Hey, man, you gotta watch out when I'm choosing.
- Remind me to kiss my boo-boo.
- We need to make these out of metal,
so I can just pierce his hand directly to the answer.
- Like, "Oh, it's just stuck in there! Gosh!"
- This one is the one that was...
- That was me.
- That wasn't so much me.
You came in real hard on that one.
- "Why'd you let me do that?"
- It's not bleeding, but, it's certainly punctured.
- You came in so hard, and I was going this way.
- Why you going forward?
- I was going like this,
I didn't know you were gonna come in so hard, man!
- Never point your...
Even when I do this, recreate it,
you went in the exact same spot,
you touched the same spot.
- Is it okay?
- You don't care. Don't act like you care.
- Yeah, that first one was clearly my fault, but...
- I mean, oh how the tables have turned.
- Well, hold on, the violent one,
the violent one, which was the second one,
when you really got hurt.
You didn't get hurt as bad as many people think.
We put some fake blood on the thing
and put it in Good Mythical More
so people would get worried.
- Oh yeah, you left that out of the cut.
- It was a prank, it was a prank on y'all.
But that was an authentic moment of stabbing,
but I don't, I take responsibility for the second one,
and I take 40% responsibility for the second one.
Did I say "second one" twice?
I take responsibility for the first one, full,
100% responsibility for the first one.
40% responsibility for the second one.
- Is that like, is there an apology in there?
- I mean, no. I mean I'm just saying.
I already apologized to you.
- You don't mean it, but just try.
- I apologized to you,
my sorrys didn't mean something
when I apologized to you the first time?
- Did you, though?
- Of course I did!
- I just watched it!
- Oh, I did after the fact.
I said, I think I said "I'm sorry,"
I would say I said "I'm sorry" three times,
would be my guess, go back and roll the tape.
- Like off camera?
- No, on camera, within Good Mythical More,
the rest of the episode.
I was very apologetic.
- Okay, link in the description to re-experience
and count the number of apologies,
which are apparently more than zero.
- Yeah, it's a non-zero number of apologies.
- Let's see the other one, the next one.
- [Stevie] Coming in at number three,
let's have a moment of silence for Furby.
Rhett and Link put her in a guillotine and, well,
she didn't make it.
RIP.
- Oh, you don't know what you got coming, little Furby.
You're gonna get what you've been begging for,
and that's to be chopped in half.
Three, two-- - They wouldn't let me
trigger the guillotine.
Yes! Three angles on that.
- Is he... boy, he looks dead.
- If this thing wakes up and says something,
I'm running out of here.
- Furby, I'm so sorry.
- [Past Rhett] You feel remorse now?
- Ooh. Nope, that was me.
Oh my gosh.
- Oh wow. This is sad. Look at my face.
- Feel... kinda happy.
We killed the Furby!
- 'Cause it's hard to kill a Furby, y'all.
I mean, what was the other one?
We put him in the cement mixer?
- [Stevie] I don't wanna spoil anything.
- Oh, oh, oh. All right, well is it the next one?
- [Stevie] I can't recall.
- Let's find out.
- Well I don't wanna, maybe it's number one.
- [Stevie] Say a prayer for our number two moment,
where Cotton Candy Randy
slips into hell before our very ears.
- Hey, Randy, you still there?
- [Randy] Yeah!
I'm still here. - Where are you at in your
tie-dying process?
- [Randy] Well, I've just about
drained the goat for its blood.
- Okay.
- [Randy] I like to use natural dyes.
- You know what, I respect that.
As long as you eat the goat.
- [Randy] Oh, I will absolutely use every par
every par every par every par every par
every par every par every par every par-
- Look at your face. Look at Rhett's face.
- Oh my goodness. What just happened?
Cotton Candy Randy was doing a goat sacrifice.
- And he went to Hell.
- He went straight to Hell!
- I felt sure he did that on purpose, but...
- We kept waiting for him to talk again.
- Hey, guys, this is not a time to laugh,
we need to mourn the loss of Cotton Candy Randy.
Will he ever be back?
- He can handle Hell.
I mean, he was back, he just walked right out of there.
- I just noticed something I've never noticed before,
in those moments, I kinda unintentionally go into like a
Shaggy impersonation, like "Ooh, what happened, Scooby?"
- One of your eyes really gets big,
and the other one kinda got small.
Try to do it right now.
No, that's not what you did.
It was more of a like, there was like a straining,
like you were straining.
- I can't do it. I can't do it anymore.
- It was like (groans).
- I can't do it, I can't make myself do it.
- I mean, I felt sure that somebody
was pulling a trick on us,
and we kept waiting for someone to say,
"Ha, gotcha!"
Nothing.
- I didn't wait that long.
- In my mind I was waiting.
- That must've been a technical,
that wasn't Satan, that was probably just technical glitch,
but it was...
- He never came back in that episode, right?
Like, we were just like "Well..."
- He came back.
- [Stevie] I think he did, I think he came back, yeah.
And he didn't get to experience it in real time, either.
He didn't know it happened.
- Cotton Candy Randy's end it was just like,
"Oh, suddenly, they're gone."
Much less exciting on his end.
- I hate that feeling when you've gone on this whole riff
on a video chat in a meeting or something,
or like, it's your point in the meeting,
and then you realize you've been talking
and talking and talking,
and then when you finally shut up there's no response,
and you realize that no one heard any of it.
- What point did it happen?
- No one heard any of it.
- Okay, we've got one more, we've got the number one.
- And we have a strong hint as to what it is.
- [Stevie] Well no, no, I don't know if it's a strong hint,
because I'm talking about the entire week.
- Oh, maybe it comes back around.
- [Stevie] But maybe it is a strong hint.
I don't know, I can't remember, sorry.
- You don't know what's next either?
- [Stevie] I did at one point.
But let's find out together, shall we?
And topping things off at number one,
the most chaotic moment of 2020 as voted on by you,
Rhett and Link experience pure ecstasy
as they suck up wieners of every size.
- We wanna know just how big
of a wiener this thing can take,
and so we're starting with Lit'l Smokies
and going all the way to kielbasa.
All right, fire her up, Neil.
Lit'l Smokies, oh this is easy.
- Oh, there it goes!
- Okay, I'm moving on to Hebrew National.
You know what?
I think I understand your special relationship now.
- I like to clean!
- [Past Rhett] No problem with these.
No problems.
- This was a lot of fun.
- We didn't know how much fun we were gonna have.
(indistinct) kinda did.
- That's unnecessary.
- I think that's gonna be no problem. XXL.
Right in there!
- The fact that you have on a cloak...
- It makes more sense to the whole thing, yeah.
- Look at the size of that wiener.
Whoa! It takes one second to get through!
- I like to think that the maker of the vacuum cleaner
is watching, and getting a real thrill out of this.
- Oh, true, yeah.
- Oh, it can't take that, it can't take that,
can it take that?
It can't take it.
I mean there's no way.
You can do it.
(past Rhett and Link shouting joyously)
- It was like a magic show.
I mean, I'm wearing a cape, it's like a magic show.
Look, there it is, it just shows up.
- Dude, could you, I mean, can you believe it, look!
That's the same wiener!
If we put a wiener in a vacuum it gets in there!
- That's the same wiener.
What do you mean "That's the same wiener"?
- I don't even know.
All I do know is that,
there was a, back in the day,
we went on America's Got Talent
with our Dope Zebra, and we did it as a joke,
because they were like "Hey, that was a funny video,
I want you guys to go on there,"
it's kind of a gag to go on, and of course we got booed off.
But if we had gone on America's Got Talent
with that wiener vacuum?
We wouldn't be sitting at this desk right now,
we'd be in Vegas.
We'd be on the side of a giant building in Vegas.
- Wiener Suckers.
- Just a couple of guys with their wieners in their hands.
In Vegas.
- [Stevie] I actually already think
that billboard's taken in Vegas.
- You'll see some billboards in Vegas.
It is a, anything goes.
- We might not be on the side of a building,
but we might be on the side
of one of those vans that goes by.
- They have these trucks with billboards in the back,
and they're just driving a sign around.
- Oh, we get a gift. We get a gift.
- We wrap up every top five episode this week
with a gift from a department of Mythical Incorporated.
- Oh, this one, "To Rhett and Link, from the editors.
We hope this doesn't suck."
Get it? Suck?
- All right, you wanna?
- Whip it out!
- Oh, I can smell it.
There's not one for me.
- Well you can take this handle..
- [Stevie] Okay, this is more in line with the gifts
that I thought you'd be receiving.
- Yeah, I mean that big Debbie from yesterday,
that really got our, oh, did you?
- It's got a good smell to it, just smell it.
- I can smell it from here.
- You don't like it?
- It's...
- I feel like I wanna take a bite out of it.
- Why is it so long?
- Stevie's like "Don't!"
- Why is it so long?
- 'Cause why would it be shorter?
It's not a Lit'l Smokie.
- "Why would it be shorter?"
Okay, yeah, that's...
- Give me one reason it should be shorter.
- Answer my question with a question.
- Ah man, I'm such a happy boy right now.
- Yeah, I'm gonna let go at this point.
- There we go, that's a Lit'l Smokie, you can have that.
That's more your size,
it seems you're more comfortable with that.
See you tomorrow, we're gonna find out
the top most shocking discoveries of the year.
- You know what time it is.
- We still don't say that.
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