>>> IT'S ALMOST 1:00. I DON'T THINK THEY'RE COMING.
>> SHOULD WE JUST CALL IT A NIGHT?
>> WHATEVER, LET'S JUST GO. >> HEY.
>> HELLO, MY SEXIES. >> DEIRDRE, REYNOLDS, WE'VE BEEN
WAITING FOR HOURS. >> SORRY WE'RE MOVING SO SLOW,
WE JUST GOT BACK FROM NEW ORLEANS.
>> YOU KNOW, LIKE A GATOR DOWN BOURBON STREET.
>> BLAME NEW ORLEANS. >> NEW ORLEANS, NO.
>> WHEN YOU'VE BEEN IN NEW ORLEANS, THE SLOW GETS INSIDE
YOU AND -- JUST LIKE NEW ORLEANS MOLASSES.
>> I GREW UP IN NEW ORLEANS AND I'VE NEVER HEARD OF MOLASSES NEW
ORLEANS. >> EVEN THE MOSQUITOS, THEY IS A
SHAY THROUGH THE AIR. AND WHEN THEY BITE YOU, YOU
DON'T GO OW, YOU GO >> OOH.
>> IS THAT TRUE, PHIL? >> NO.
NOT AT ALL. THEY'RE JUST MOSQUITOS, AND YOU
SAY "OW." NOT "OOH."
>> DEIRDRE, I'VE ALL READY TOLD THESE GUYS, BUT JOHN AND I ARE
EXPECTING A CHILD. >> THAT'S NICE.
HEY, SEVERALLY, WHY DON'T YOU TELL THEM THE STORY.
>> WHICH ONE? THE ONE ABOUT NEW ORLEANS?
>> YEAH. THE NEW ORLEANS ONE.
>> OKAY. >> HOW WE WENT TO AN AUTHENTIC
NEW ORLEANS VOODOO RITUAL? >> OKAY.
NOW YOU CHECK THIS. WE'RE JUST SHUFFLING DOWN
BOURBON STREET. AND THIS WOMAN TALKED US INTO
FOLLOWING HER DOWN AN ALLEY. >> AND SHE WAS COMPLETELY
TOPLESS. JUST BOOBS SWUNG WIDE.
ONE GOING EAST, ONE STICKING STRAIGHT UP.
>> SO YOU GOT ROBBED BY A TOPLESS JUNKIE?
>> NO, NO, NO. IT WAS A NEW ORLEANS VOODOO
SHOW. AND ANYWAYS, SO SHE GOES LIKE
THIS. AND YOU KNOW, THIS MEANS THE
SAME THING IN NEW ORLEANS AS IT MEANS IN AMERICA.
>> NEW ORLEANS IS IN AMERICA. WE'RE IN AMERICA RIGHT NOW.
>> BARELY, BABY. NEW ORLEANS IS ITS OWN BAG,
JACK. >> NO.
NO, NO, NO, THAT'S GOING TO STOP NOW.
>> SO WE FOLLOW THIS VOODOO PRIESTESS TO THE RITUAL AREA AT
THE BACK OF AN ALLEY. >> SOON WE WERE COMPLETELY
SURROUNDED BY A GROUP OF NEW ORWILIANS WHO MADE US PUT ALL OF
OUR BELONGINGS INTO A CEREMONIAL BAG.
>> IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE AMERICAN BAGS YOU PUT TRASH IN.
>> SO A TRASH BAG? >> NO.
>> YOU WERE PART OF A FAKE VOODOO RITUAL AND YOU WERE
ROBBED? >> NO, IF YOU'D EVER BEEN TO NEW
ORLEANS, YOU'D KNOW. >> I LIVED THERE.
>> THEN YOU MUST HAVE HAD THE JUMBO.
>> JUMBO? >> SORRY.
I MEAN, THE GUMBOLAYA. >> OKAY, ANYWAY.
ANYWAY, WE KNEW IT WAS AN AUTHENTIC VOODOO RITUAL, BECAUSE
WHEN WE FINALLY CAME TO, EVERYONE HAD DISAPPEARED.
>> SO IN A NUTSHELL, YOU WERE BEING GROSS AROUND NEW ORLEANS,
THEN YOU WERE ROBBED BY SOME JUNKIES, GOT HIT OVER THE HEAD
AND WOKE UP AFTER THEY RAN AWAY. >> AUTHENTIC NEW ORLEANS MAGIC,
BABY. >> THE TRUE NEW ORLEANS BORN AND
RAISED EXPERIENCE. >> OH, UBER'S HERE.
>> YEAH, OUR FRIENDSHIP HAS BEEN TERMINATED.
>> OH, EXCUSE ME. >> YES, MAY I HELP YOU?
>> DO YOU HAVE ANY OF THOSE NEW ORLEANS LITTLE FANS?
>> NO. ♪♪♪