Ahoy there! Krusty Krab, how can I help you?
Pizza? Of course we have pizza.
Mr. Krabs, we don't serve pizza.
We don't deliver.
We don't deliver, but you do.
Can't you just get SpongeBob to do it?
Great idea! Take him with you.
That's not what I had in mind.
Front end: check.
Antenna: check.
Vehicle inspection complete.
We're really making history here, Squidward.
That lucky customer is gonna get the first
Krabby Patty pizza ever!
Good, then you drive.
I can't, I'm still in boating school.
Come on, SpongeBob. It's just around the corner.
Well, yeah but...
Back it up.
Back it up!
Backing up!
Give me the wheel, SpongeBob!
[screaming]
Backing up!
Backing up...
Well, you backed up.
And you know what?
I think we out of gas.
And you know what else?
We're in the middle of nowhere!
And you know what else else?
I think the pizza's getting cold.
Oh, how could it get any worse?
Well, we can still deliver it on foot.
Ow, ow, ow!
The Krusty Krab pizza, is the pizza!
And my feet are killing me!
Whoa!
SpongeBob, what is it?
Truck! 16 wheels!
Now I can show you how the pioneers hitchhiked.
[chanting]
Crashin', frashin' break dancers!
He's stopping, he's stopping!
[honking horn]
The Krusty Krab pizza, is the pizza for you and me!
The Krusty Krab pizza, is the pizza, free delivery!
Will you let go of that stupid pizza already!
I can't, it's for the customer!
Who cares about the customer?
- I do! - Well I don't!
[gasping]
Squidward!
- Let go of that pizza! - No!
Ow! SpongeBob, let go of the pizza!
- No! - SpongeBob!
[screaming]
Hang on to the pizza!
[screaming]
We've gotta eat something, give me the pizza!
No, we promised it's for the customer!
Don't make me take it away from you SpongeBob!
Get away!
Get back here, SpongeBob! Give me that pizza!
No!
SpongeBob!
[panting]
Where is it?
No!
I want that pizza!
Look, we're saved!
Sure, we're saved, now give me some pizza!
No, really Squid, we're saved, we're saved, we are saved!
That's just a stupid boulder!
It's not just a boulder!
It's a rock, a rock.
All the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles, and it's in great shape.
Will you forget the stupid pioneers!
Have you ever noticed that there are none of them left?
And now you're telling me they thought they could drive--
[splatter]
Rocks.
Hold on there, Jethro!
I can't wait to see the look on our customer's face.
[bell ringing]
Yeah?
Congratulations, sir, your Krabby Patty pizza is here!
Where's my drink?
What drink?
My drink? My Diet Dr. Kelp?
Don't tell me you forgot my drink!
But, you didn't order any--
How am I supposed to eat this pizza without my drink?!?
Didn't you ever once think of the customer?
You call yourself a delivery boy? Well I ain't buyin'!
[sobbing]
[pounds on door]
Another one? Look I told your little friend I ain't payin' for that!
Well this one's on the house!
Did he change his mind?
He sure did, ate the whole thing in one bite.