- Now remember, no cheating.
- He's cheating.
- I'm gonna draw you as a girl if you cheat.
(kids giggle)
And I'll draw you like Hulk Hogan?
- Who's that?
- Oh he's a guy with the skin of a hot dog and
a big, long mustache. (kids laugh)
(upbeat music)
- Hi, my name's Ethan.
- Hi, I'm Helena.
- Hey, my name is Captain Sprinkle Farts.
It's nice to meet ya.
- Your name is really Captain Sprinkle Farts?
- Yeah.
I come from a long line of proud Sprinkle Farts.
It's French.
No, I'm kidding.
It's Dex.
(both chuckle)
- Oh.
- Do you know what I'm doing right now?
- Drawing me?
- Yeah.
As a cartoon.
Do you you know what a caricature is?
- No.
- It's where they draw you, but a funny version of you.
I call the process, the sweetening.
I take all your features and I slightly make it bigger and
smaller and then when it all adds up,
it's an exaggerated caricature.
- Oh, like editing?
- Yeah, it's like editing, but for your face and on paper.
- Are you a professional artist?
- I pretend to be.
No, yeah, I'm a professional. (chuckles)
- Then you should meet OJ. He's also a professional artist.
He draws a lot for us.
- Did you go to drawing school?
- I certainly did.
Typically they call it art school.
- What kinda places do you draw?
- Have you been to the Space Needle?
- No, it's like $1000.00.
- Yeah (chuckles) pretty close right?
I draw at fairs and festivals and private parties.
- Are you a starving artist?
- Definitely not starving.
(kids laugh)
- How much money do you make?
- I can't count.
That's why I'm an artist.
- Oh.
Crystal wants to be an artist.
- Oh, that's cool.
Is Crystal your girlfriend?
No?
Oh that Crystal. (laughs)
- Guess what?
- What?
- My tooth fell out yesterday.
- Oh, congratulations.
Lemme see your missing teeth.
Go like, eeeeee.
Oh there ya go.
That's the winning ticket.
- How many people have you drawn?
- In my life?
Probably over a million.
- That's a lot.
- Yeah that is a lot.
- And I saw a YouTuber draw with their feet.
- I can write my name with my feet.
- Can you do it with your hair?
- My hair?
No.
I'll try. (kids laugh)
As soon as I get home I'm gonna try.
- Do you ever draw pictures of yourself?
- Okay, true story.
I can draw myself with my eyes closed.
Yeah.
- Wow, you're that good an artist?
- Well, yeah.
It used to be a bar trick to impress the girls.
What's your favorite color?
- My favorite color is pink, purple, and blue.
- I'm gonna go with pink because you said that first.
Is that cool?
- Okay.
- Alright, cool.
- You're wearing a pink shirt.
- Yeah, pink's my favorite color.
- Are you done yet?
- You're almost outta the woods, my man.
- That means I'm still stuck in the woods,
which means wolves may come and get me.
- I'm almost done.
I'm gettin' really close.
- I can't wait to see it.
- I'm so excited for you to see it.
You're gonna love the dress I put you in.
(kid chuckles)
- No wait, I gotta color your hair.
You have this multi-colored...
Can you look down for a sec?
Alright, we got turquoise, we got blue.
- Do I get to take a copy home with me.
- Uh no.
You'll just have to remember it after it.
Yeah, you get to take a copy. - Yay, thanks.
- You're almost done.
- Yes.
I'm just adding a few...
Adding the coup d'état.
- What is that?
- That's French for final touches.
- You speak French?
- All I know how to say in French is I lost my pants.
J'ai perdu mon pantalon.
(all laugh)
So, I'm printing it right now.
- What's that noise?
- That's my stomach.
I ate a lot of burritos before I came here.
I'm sorry. - Run away guys.
- Close your eyes.
(horn sound)
There ya go.
(kids laugh)
- Which one is me?
(girl giggles)
- It's cute.
- There's a little tooth.
- Well yeah, it flew out of your mouth.
- Does it look like me?
- Spittin' image of ya.
More spit than image.
- Oh this is Ethan.
Right here?
- Yep.
Well you have to show it to us.
- Does it look like us?
- Yeah.
- Thank you Dex.
- Oh thank you so much.
It was a pleasure meeting you.
- Oh my butt hurts now.
I can't get up. - Oh yeah.
- I can't get up.
- Oh sticky butts the worst.
- Thank you.
- Oh yeah, my pleasure.
- Maybe next time you can draw my brother.
- You got it.
- Bye.
- [Dex] Hey everyone.
Thanks for watching me draw the caricatures
of the hiho kids.
To learn more about me, please read the description.