♪ ♪ ♪
ALL RIGHT, THIS IS HOW THE GAME WORKS.
I'LL SHOW A NEWS STORY WRITTEN ONLY IN EMOJIS, AND YOU'LL TELL
ME WHAT YOU THINK THAT NEWS STORY IS ABOUT.
WHO HERE THINKS THEY KNOW THEIR EMOJIS?
WHO IS A BUSINESS EMOJI USER IN THIS ROOM?
ARE YOU TIMBO?
GO TO EMOJI?
>> THE TRADEMARK, TM AFTER MOST OOF THE STUFF I SAY TO MAKE ITS
SOUND LIKE I PATENTED IT, MY COINED PHRASE.
A LITTLE TM.
>> James: LITTLE TRADEMARK, THAT'S A VERY GOOD ONE.
YOU FANCY YOUR CHANCES AT THIS EMOJI NEWS?
>> I'M GOING TO WEB.
>> James: YOU'RE GOING TO WIN?
STAY TUNED FOLKS, YOU'LL FIND OUT WHO WINS ON CBS, AMERICA'S
BEST NETWORK.
TAKE A LOOK AT THE NEAREST MONITOR YOU SEE AND TELL ME WHAT
YOU THINK THIS NEWS STORY COULD BE.
>> POLICE CAUGHT A GUY, WHO HAD ROBBED A BANK AND THEN PUT THE
MONEY IN THE MICROWAVE, HE HID IT IN HIS MICROWAVE AND THEY
CAME AND GOT IT FROM HIS MICROWAVE.
>> James: YOU'RE CLOSE BUT YOU DIDN'T GET IT.
WHAT IT IS IS, A CALIFORNIA MAN WAS APPREHENDED
AFTER BREAKING INTO A BANK SO HE COULD USE ITS MICROWAVE TO HEAT
UP HIS HOT POCKETS.
IMAGINE BEING SENT TO PRISON, WOW, AT LEAST I GOT MY HOT
POCKET.
IT'S COLD NOW.
>> THE MAN EMOJI MAKES IT LOOK LIKE I BROKE INTO A BANK TO --
>> James: IT VERY MUCH DOES.
LET'S TRY ANOTHER STORY.
LET'S GO PETE YOU WANT IN ON THIS BAD BOY?
>> I'LL TRY IT.
>> James: ARE YOU A BIG EMOJI USER?
>> I COULD, YEAH.
I DO THE GUY WITH THE SUNGLASSES.
>> James: DO YOU, THE GUY WITH THE SUNGLASSES.
>> IT'S MY GO-TO TO SIGN OFF.
>> James: HOW COULD SHE NOT COOL AT YOUR SIDE ALL DAY AND
YOU BY HERS?
>> LIFE IS GOOD.
>> James: PETE, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS STORY HERE WHAT DO YOU
THINK THIS COULD BE?
>> OH MAN LET'S SEE HERE GOLDILOCKS GOT TRAPPED IN A PORT
AJOHN BY A BEAR SO SHE KISSED A PEACH?
HOW'S THAT?
>> James: YOU THINK THAT STORY MADE THE NEWS, THAT A
WOMAN GOT STUCK INSIDE A PORT APOTTY AND SHE KISSED A PEACH?
>> YES.
>> James: YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY WRONG.
WHAT THIS IS, A WOMAN IN ALASKA WAS USING AN OUT HOUSE IN THE
BACK COUNTRY WHEN SHE FELT A BITE ON HER BUTT AND SHE LOOKED
DOWN AND SAW A BEAR DIRECTLY BENEATH HER.
LOOK AT THAT.
WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU USED AN OUT HOUSE?
>> IT'S BEEN YEARS.
>> James: I WOULD HAVE GUESSED SOONER.
LET'S TRY ANOTHER STORY.
LET'S GO TO VAL.
LOOK AT VAL, THRILLED.
VAL JUST WENT LIKE THIS, OH FOR (BLEEP).
>> James: HOW YOU DOING VAL?
>> PRETTY GOOD.
>> James: PLANS?
>> PING PONG.
WE HAVE TWO TABLES IN OUR BACKYARD NOW.
>> James: ALL RIGHT MONEY BAGS.
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK THIS COULD BE.
>> A COP ARRESTED TWO MEN AND TWO MONKEYS FOR STEALING A
LADY'S PURSE IN A TUCK TUCK.
>> James: VAL, YOU SEEM TO BE RIGHT.
WHAT THIS IS, POLICE IN NEW DELHI WHO USED MONKEYS WHO STOLE
$80 IN CASH FROM AN UNSUSPECTING RICKSHAW PASSENGERS.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY.