making your way evil today sure does take a lot thinking of ways
to distribute hate takes everything you've got wouldn't you like to rule a
place sometimes you want to go wherever everybody hates your
face and the villains share your rage you want to
be in the evil seat! Heroes are all the same! you want to go where everybody hat your face
Hello?
Hello!
Hello? Is this working? [Hello!]
oh it's a recording
uh greetings Stormtrooper "Gary"
That's me!
and welcome to the Villain Pub After Hour's Night Watch!
You have the great fortune...
of being my Elite late night security detail.
a position that is of most importance to me
which is protecting my belongings while I sleep!
Well I'm very excited to do so!
Unlike your predecessor,
who failed and met his inevitable embarrassment of a destiny
you will no doubt succeed [that's good]
so I have supplied you with this recording to help you settle in
the job is otherwise simple
your mission is to monitor my establishment
keep it clean of any intrusion,
destruction, or any other type of unintended shenanigan
[pretty normal] there is just one thing you need to know
about the animatronics in the St
No I don't need to hear anymore I got this.
Old Gary knows how to run a night shift.
okay time to kick back and count the hours
what was that?
Hello?
ah it's probably just the air conditionor
Aaaaaggghhhhh!!
(beep)
okay your predecessor didn't want to listen
so I'll just get to the point a little faster this time.
Welcome to my late night security detail blah blah blah
watch over all my things. also beware
I have recently come into possession of some peculiar animatronics
[oooooh] yes an automated music band
to perform for my guests
that normally should stay in one place
but this batch however for some reason
likes to move about after closing time
Cool!
I got to see this!
I used to love singing animatronics as a kid
AAAAAGGGHHHHH!
(beep)
(sigh) Third times a charm maybe...
Okay! Listen up, Bucket Head!
He he he your mom's a bucket head
This is important shut up! [hehehe]
My new inanimate Robot Band
will likely start walking around of their own free will
and if they see you they will try to stuff your body or your head into a Fazbear suit
[uh...] squashing it into gooey bits [what?]
at least until 6 a.m. anyway.
I don't know why
Well screw that! I'm gonna lock the doors!
The guy that sold them to me tried to inform me of the back story but...
he just kept going and going... [Try to get me now dummies]
I honestly just stopped listening [I can even see you coming in the cameras]
much like you're doing right now [heh heh heh]
anyway the way you go about doing this is
(powering down)
uh-oh
Aaaaaggghhh!!!!
(beep)
You have to use the cameras!
And there's a limited supply of electricity!
Why is there a limited supply?
Can't you shoot lightning from your hands?
Also there's a fox pirate.
A what?
oh my go
AAAAAAGHHHH!!!
Okay. You got this, Kevin.
Don't lose your cool now!
1 hour to go
check the cameras
15% oh hello chicken!
I see you there
and fox you still in the server room?
You you stay right there you sicko.
Uh... anyone in the hall?
Yes!
Okay goodbye!
Uhhuhuhuhh!
Foxy? Stay put okay?
Freddy's just chilling in the throne room that's good
okay where's the chicken?
not in the Hall okay
who cares where the chicken went
You still out there Bonnie?
No?
Okay hall is clear.
Wooo son of a biscuit this is stressful
Foxy? Looking foxy. yeah.
Chica's in the break room! That's close!
We have a chica in the break room!
Batman's at the front door!
Get out of here Batman! There's no time for you tonight!
(evil laugh)
Oh no! I don't like that laugh
Oh no!
I don't want to die!
I see you you ghastly bear!
You stay out there!
(exhausted sobs)
You aren't getting in here!
You just go back to your stage and leave me alone!
(powering down)
(gasp)
Oh no!
Kevin you goof ball
you messed it up again
Holy crab apples! That is frightening!
Die you singing robot!
Come on!
why can't we ever...
(cries)
Did I make it?
I made it!
Ha ha ha! Yes!
I am the greatest security guard alive!
♫ Baby! Why you treat me like a child ♫
Awe. I was starting to root for Kevin.
Another one?
At what point does this become you just wasting your solders?
Maybe you should get rid of the murdering robots.
They are actually the least demanding rock band I have ever dealt with
♫ but I sure do wanna squash you once in a while. ♫
Yeah!
plus it all serves its purpose in the end
mhmm! Get in my belly!
Jump scares...
jump scares are so predictable
I don't see what the big deal is
Oooooo heh heh.
So overdone.
You know if you ask me I'd say
the jump scare is the laziest form of..
AAAAAAGGHHHHH!!!!
Don't do that!
I nearly soiled my robe!