-Welcome back, everybody.
We are hanging out with Ice-T, right here!
Now... [ Cheers and applause ]
You're known to say the blunt truth,
so I thought you could settle some of
the biggest and most important debates of all time.
Are you ready to do this? -Absolutely.
-Alright. It is time for "Ice-T Settles It."
-♪ Ice-T settles it ♪
♪ Ice-T settles it ♪
-Okay. First up, blocking or muting someone on Twitter?
-Mute them.
A lot of people get off because they got blocked.
They -- Dummies write that off as a badge --
You know what I call them. -Yep.
-Dumb [bleep] -Yeah, exactly, yeah.
-They get off as a badge of honor.
"Ooh! I got blocked by Ice-T. I'm important."
But if you mute them, they don't know they're blocked,
and then they just yell off into the Twitter void of nothingness.
They think they're talking to you.
-Right? -Yeah.
-Don't give them that --
-Hit that "mute" button and let them yell into nothing,
and nobody gets to hear them again.
Okay. -I love it.
Number two, here we go. How about this?
Slow Walkers or slow talkers?
-I hate slow talkers,
you know, even though I rap slow.
But I don't have time -- I'm like,
"Speed it up, get to the point.
Like, what are you talking about?"
I always do that with Coco. I'm like...
"I know there's a punch line coming.
Come on with it. Let's go."
Yeah, slow talkers drive me bananas.
-I was behind, though, a family this morning.
I was walking into work.
And it was -- They are the slowest-walking family ever.
And I love that they're a family,
and that's great and everything, but there was like five of them.
And they really -- They were almost on the edge,
almost by the street.
They just had the whole sidewalk blocked off.
-Yeah, I get that. Well, I'm a slow walker, though.
You know, players -- we walk slow.
We in no rush.
-Oh, no. I walk like this.
-That's how you... ♪♪
-That's how I walk. That's how I walk.
-Players walk like this. ♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
-We probably walked by each other, yeah.
-Yeah, you don't want to mess up your shoes.
You got to keep everything together, you dig?
-How about this? Should you reheat spaghetti?
-Yeah. Why not? -I know.
I think it tastes -- -Why not?
I mean, it's good. If it was good spaghetti.
If it was bad spaghetti, it might turn into antimatter.
I don't know.
-You ever had fried spaghetti?
-You fry spaghetti?
-Check it out.
-No. Hey, you learn something new on "Jimmy Fallon."
You know what I'm saying?
-Alright, how about this? Ready?
PlayStation or Xbox?
-Oh, man, you trying to mess with some of my sponsorships.
-No, no, no. I would never do that.
-I mean, you know, I actually have both systems.
-Yeah, I know.
-You know, they fight -- like, gamers --
But now they actually have cross-platform playing,
where you can be on --
-Either one? -Yeah.
So, I'm a gamer, but -- Yeah, I had to have both of them
because some games exclusively come out on the games first.
And I want them, so, you know -- One time, I told the people --
I said, "I have two gaming consoles."
Like, "That's 'cause you're rich."
It's not like it's two Bugattis. You know what I'm saying?
-No, yeah, no. I understand. -It's a damn gaming console.
-It's not like a Bentley or Lamborghini, yeah.
-Take it easy, people. -Take it easy.
"Call of Duty" or "Halo?"
-"Call of Duty." -There you go.
-Only reason is 'cause I'm not really a space guy,
even though I play "Destiny."
But I'm not into -- And, also,
I missed the learning curve on "Halo."
"Call of Duty" is more real.
You run around with guns, get it in.
-Okay.
Greatest rap album of all time.
-Ooh! -That's difficult.
-I say "Paid in Full" by Eric B. & Rakim.
-Wow! Wow! I love that. -Yeah.
-Why that one?
-Because that was the most influential album to me
when I was making my album.
I'll say "Fear of a Black Planet"
with Public Enemy would be a close second,
and then "Straight Outta Compton," N.W.A,
would be the top three.
But each one of those albums
had a lot to do with influencing me as an emcee.
But when I heard Rakim,
I had never heard nobody rap like that.
And it was so many hits on that album.
Get "Paid in Full,"
and you'll bang it all the way to the house.
-Eric B. & Rakim. Love that. -Yeah.
-Gucci or Chanel?
-Well, my daughter's named Chanel.
This is a trick question. [ Laughter ]
-Yeah. -Yeah, I got to go with Chanel.
She's probably gonna watch this and think --
-Yeah. Hi, Chanel. -But she likes Gucci, too.
You know, she -- We messed up.
I mean, we could have named her anything.
We decided to name her something
that's going to break us down the line, you know?
-Yeah, exactly, right?
-Because Coco -- So, it was
kind of play off of Coco and Chanel.
So, yeah, that's what's up.
-How about this one then, if she's watching?
"Dora" or "Peppa"?
-"Peppa Pig."
-Alright. -Straight up, "Peppa Pig."
-Wow!
-"Peppa Pig" has Chanel talking like she's British.
[ Laughter ]
-[ British accent ] "Muddy puddles."
-[ British accent ] Yeah, "muddy puddles."
-"Muddy puddles."
-[ Normal voice ] Yeah, yeah. "Ready, steady.
Ready, steady."
I'm like, "It's 'ready, set, go.'"
"No, no, Daddy. It's ready, steady, go."
-Iced tea -- sweetened or unsweetened?
-Who drinks unsweetened iced tea?
That's some white people [bleep]
[ Laughter, applause ]
-I was going to say me. I was going to say me.
"Can I get unsweetened, please?
♪♪
I want unsweetened."
-Black people has real -- We drink sweetness.
We drink Kool-Aid. We drink things that taste good.
You know?
And tea is not the place to go to get healthy anyway.
I mean, you can do green tea, I get it, if that's your thing.
But unsweetened tea -- that's nasty.
-Okay, here we go.
Last one, law or order?
[ Laughter ]
-Well, law is -- Law would be the court, I guess.
-Yep.
-So it's mother[bleep] order, cuz, come on.
-Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Come on, that is Ice-T!
My thanks to Ice-T.
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