Hey guys so.. uh how have you been recently?
Good? ok I can't do this anymore i'm living lie this bedroom is not tidy.
I don't know how this happened I swear to God I don't like mess, I'm someone
that can't function in a messy environment. You know tiny mind and all
that shit.
But here we are. One week ago I did a hardcore complete tidy of this room . and
yet somehow here I am sat and post-apocalyptic laundry pile. This is
seriously affecting my quality of life it is constantly distressing living in a
messy place it's like training for a war zone littered with corpses.
it's okay Dan be strong you can make it into the kitchen.
So how did this happen? well I thought about it and I think it's because people
tend to only ever do "half tidies" instead. of actually putting stuff back where it's
properly supposed to go
you just cop out halfway like this
go on Dan put the bowl in the dishwasher
you can do it
just bend down a little more
I can't do it! *Sobbing*
maybe a slight over reaction but basically
*Screaming*
I just can't bring myself to do it seems like its an
absolutely impossible amount of effort to ever properly tidy something and like
that one thing won't really matter but when you do that with every bowl, disc,
sock, and piece of paper everything slowly builds up and before you know it you've
ruined your life
I've noticed some of the other horrifyingly unacceptable ways that i
half tidy such as cramming everything you own in the wardrobe which works great
until you need to get something out of it where's my other sock
oh geez making an all inclusive single paper pile which is very convenient
until you need to find something incredibly important
you have five seconds to input your password what?
oh god oh god crap crap crap crap crap
keeping all your discs in a pile the unforgivable sin I'm sorry I am so
sorry okay please don't judge me
hey Dan we should play guitar hero put it on oh yeah give me one second I don't know-
this party is over I no longer want to be your friend you're dead to me
or as i've admitted to before putting things in a place you think you'll never see them again
now the problem with this is
that did not get rid of the object it is still there
there is not a fucking interdimensional vortex behind every piece of furniture
and then I wonder why I always mysteriously lose things they're just
behind stuff
in fact let's look under my bed now okay a giant amethyst, Zac Efron annual 2009
what the bioshock infini- are you serious i have been looking for this for
months and a giant cat poster of course I am genuinely disgusted with myself my
whole life is a lie like a fat ogre wearing Eva Longoria skin it seems all
right on the surface but you just can't stop thinking that it doesn't look quite
right and bomb explodes out of this fleshy cage and socks everywhere i have
to say that one thing I claim no responsibility for losing socks
I swear to God I have been constantly buying fucking socks for years but where
are they going
I'm not throwing them out, they're not escaping from my feet
there's only one logical explanation all right sock goblins they hop into our
dimension pick up your socks then phase out of existence
only logical explanation
soo messy bedroom
that's what's important in my life at the moment that i decided to make a
video about wonder what that says about my life but in all seriousness I
am being a bit silly i'm not actually this messy
stop judging me
ok really though I want to know if you guys know I mean with this whole half
tidying thing what do you guys never finish properly that leads to your
life being an unorganized mess
or maybe you have some actual tips for me that would be quite useful let me
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I'll see you very soon[weird sneeze] that is apparently how I sneeze what the hell