How Super Mario Should Have Ended
I've brought you here to deal with a menace thats been plaguing me for generations of consoles.
That plague... is Mario!
Just building some blocks here..
Ahhh!!
My people have crawled out of the sewers only to be literally stomped on by this red menace.
My attempts to strike a peace core with the Princess have been... fruitless.
We tried killing him but he seems to have unlimited one-ups.
Its obvious now..
We need to change our approach.
There.. That look ok to you?
Alright, let's get outta here before he comes...
Here we go!!
Ahhhhh!!
Oooohhhh...
Oh it's you... Mario.
Could I interest you in some delicious cake?
Mama-mia!
No, stop. Thats not how you use that.
You monster.
Woohoo!
Let's watch another!
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Okey dokey!