- Bump, bump, bump.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump.
- Hi, we are the girls from the show,
The Sex Lives of College Girls,
playing-
- Yes?
- This game called-
- [Everyone] Cosmos Secret Talent Test.
- We are hella awkward.
- This is really good!
I think this is the one.
- Well, we know Pauline can act,
but she also has a secret talent.
(mimics drumrolls)
And this time we are gonna juggle the Hacky Sack.
- Oh.
- Juggle the hacky sack 10 times without dropping it.
- You can do it without a doubt.
- Okay, I remember it's up, up, down, up.
(Renee laughs)
- Up, up, down, up.
- [Amrit] Very close. (Alyah claps)
- Alyah! - Okay, let's go!
(Amrit imitates gorilla noise)
Oh my god, You can juggle! - Oh my god!
Good for you!
Wow, I can't even catch. - And you know what?
Thank you everyone.
- That is amazing. - And that is on my boyfriend
teaching me how to do to it. - It is!
- Oh! Oh!
- We'll add the third one eventually.
- She added a different flair to it, a different style.
- No, for sure! (Amrit screams)
And like, yeah.
- That was like two, I can juggle with two things.
- Renee. - Renee up on the hacky sack.
- This is not good. - Underwhelming at best.
- Going one.
- Really not her secret talent.
- But, A for effort. - And now we are done.
- This has got to be the best video,
Cosmopolitan has ever done, I'd say.
- We'll be more entertaining as time carries on.
(Reneé does drumroll) - Can you make us laugh?
Tell us your best joke.
- Oh man, that's hard. - Now, that's cruel.
- I'm so sorry for you.
- I mean, I'm not much of a joke person.
- [Pauline] Do we all have to do this?
Do we all do this? Just one.
- Oh man.
- I have a joke. - Okay.
- So I'll do it quickly.
There is a man who walks into a bar,
and he sees this piano and a man playing the piano
and it's small, it's really small.
And he goes to the bartender and he's like,
oh my god, wow!
Where did you get this really small piano,
it's amazing.
And he goes, oh, there's a genie outside granting wishes.
So the guy who was at the bar was like,
oh my god, I'm gonna go get some wishes granted.
So he goes out and then five minutes later,
a million ducks come running into the bar
and the old person,
I mean, the person who was in the bar before,
comes back in and is like,
dude, why didn't you tell me that the genie is deaf?
I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks.
And the bartender goes,
you really think I asked for an 11 inch pianist?
- Oh.
- I think it's a pretty good joke.
- I feel like, that was good.
- It got us there eventually.
- Yes! (Amrit cackles)
- Wait, it's kind of a good joke.
- [Everyone] It's a really good joke.
- I'm so sorry. - I couldn't come up with
anything like that.
- It was a story,
and you remembered it from start to finish!
And that is important. - And we were with you.
We were with you every step of the way.
- And the pressure is on and I had to remember.
Did that joke make sense?
- It did! - 100%.
- No, no I genuinely do mean,
it was really good. - You're wonderful jokester.
We bow at your feet. Okay, Shall we?
We're not funny.
- Let's go to the next one, that's a hard one.
Mind reading.
Read our mind.
Well, Pauline can talk to squirrels, so, right?
- I can't tell you my number
because I don't know what it is.
- No, her friends can. - Oh, okay.
- So I felt a strong sense of 71.
- [Amrit] I was feeling 77,
- Oh. - So 70's are a good-
- So should we meet in the middle? Or should we?
- Why? So here's the thing,
I'm gravitating towards something in the thirties?
- [Producer] 3, 2-
- Okay, so 33 and 75? - Go!
- [Both] 33 and 75.
- Yep.
- [Producer] 45.
- Well, we were in between.
- I have no idea, we thought to use thirties,
ridiculous.
I'm throwing this to you, kid.
Pauline, dance it out babe!
- Oh, what?
- Show us your best floss.
- Oh my God. We did that. - Oh My God!
- Come on Pauline, this is the moment, baby!
We worked on this!
- Okay, let's get this outta the way!
- Okay, ready? And, bump, bump, bump, bump.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Bump, bump, bump, bump, ba-da-da-da-da-da.
- Yes, go Pauline!
- I'm so proud of you.
I'm so proud of how far you've come!
- Thank you!
- Yes, congratulations.
- We worked on it a lot.
- We did, that's progress folks.
- We were ready for this moment.
- Wiggle your eyebrows, I can't do that.
- Oh, I love that.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes.
- Move each eyebrow on it's own.
- I bet she's doing it, I'm looking
at the back of her head but I can feel it in my soul.
- How was it for real?
- [Pauline] I feel the movement.
- Congratulations.
- Wow.
- Lets see if I can beat that.
- [Alyah] I can't even move my eyebrows.
- [Renee] Wait, I literally, you can see-
- [All] Her head.
- [Pauline] But yours was doing the same thing.
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
- This is my attempt, I can't.
- Yeah, you can do it, you can do it, no.
- Give it to us Pauline.
- Sealed lips, you're now a ventriloquist.
Make this puppy tell us a story.
- Puppet.
- Make this puppet.
- [Renee] Make this puppet tell us a story.
- This puppet, tell us a story.
Oh my gosh, that's a fun one.
- It's not a puppet.
- Oh, okay.
- Or a puppy.
- So once upon a time-
- No, no, no, ventriloquist you-
you talk like, once upon a time was-
- Oh, please.
- No, no, no, no, no! I'm just-
(girls screaming and laughing)
- Let us know, let us know, let us know.
- I've never done it either, but yeah, great, perfect.
- I am a unicorn, a little lucky unicorn.
And I want to tell a story about a little girl
who wanted to fly in the clouds.
And you know what, I think that-
hey, are you making fun of me?
- No.
- You don't like the way I talk?
- I'm so sorry.
- Do you have a problem?
- Please forgive me.
(unicorn squeals)
Um, this is getting weird.
- This is good, this is really good.
I feel really good.
(unicorn screeches)
- The moral of the story, is any girl who wants to,
can fly.
- Can what?
- Oh, fly.
- Honestly, really sweet, and on that note folks.
(girls clap)
- Thank you.
- Can we move on?
- ABC's, say the alphabet backwards from,
okay from Z, Y, X, go.
- Okay.
- Are you ready for this?
- Watch, it'll be wrong now,
someone clock me if it's wrong, okay.
Z, Y, X, W, V, U, T,
S, R, Q, P, O, N, M,
L, K, J, I, H, G, F,
E, D, C, B, A.
- [Pauline] Yeah!
- [Alyah] Yeah!
Now that, that is that.
- Thank you guys, I'm sweating.
- Tie the knot, tie a cherry stem with your tongue,
Jesus Christ.
- Can't, won't.
- We're not gonna -
how dare you ask us to do that?
(girls laugh)
Shame on you.
- Hula hoop.
- Oh.
- Keep the hula hoop going for more than 10 seconds.
- Bring it in.
Bring it out! Bring it out! Bring it out!
- Let's do this people.
- Okay, lets go.
- Oh, that's ginormous.
- Where did you (beep) find this?
- Is it weighted?
- I have never seen a hula hoop this large.
(Renee stomping)
- Aye, hey.
(Amrit screeches)
- It's going up, it's going up.
- [Renee] It's going up!
(girls cheer)
- Oh my god!
- Hey.
- Thank you so much Cirque Soleil.
- You know what, actually go for it.
(girls screaming)
- That was really good.
- That was honestly great.
- Let's do it at the same time.
- Okay, ready?
- I don't know-
- Ready, and, go.
- That went really well.
- Yay, us!
- Oh wow.
- Okay, hold your breath.
Hold your breath for more than one minute.
For sure do this.
- Okay, ready?
- I used to literally drown myself, trying to do this.
(upbeat music)
- I cheated, I'm so sorry.
I was just breathing through my nose.
Their cheating too.
- [Producer] 30 more seconds.
- Your nose, you're breathing out your nose.
Y'all are all cheating, I'm out.
- [Producer] 20 more seconds.
- You're gonna be breathing.
- Out, done deceased, not doing it anymore.
I haven't sang in a long time.
- Did she make it?
- No.
- [Producer] 10 more seconds.
- Almost!
- No, you're not breathing, you can breathe out.
You're allowed one breath.
- Whoa, can you for real?
- Who made these rules?
- You're not? Oh.
- Draw your hand in detail.
- Oh damn.
- We all have to do this?
- Draw your hand?
Now that, now that's hard.
- With my broken nail?
- Draw your own hand.
- Do you want me to draw the chip in my nail?
If you zoom in, it looks really good.
You don't have to but if you do it's right here.
- You already have a clipboard.
Oh, your bending.
- Yeah.
- Oh you're smart, very clever.
- I could-
- She could just write it-
- That's what I'm doing too.
- This is kinda cute anyways.
- Oh, look at you, you smarty pants.
- And my broken nail, it's important to include it for me.
- As someone who does do art, this is embarrassing.
- So generous of you.
- All right.
- [Amrit] Wow, I like the nails there.
- [Alyah] Here's my hand for reference.
- [Renee] Here's my nail.
- I just, included a lot of lines.
- [Pauline] I made mine into like a little Turkey.
Paper airplane, fold a paper airplane that flies.
- I like this!
- It must fly.
- That flies.
- Is it timed, no, just go?
- Where do y'all start?
- [Amrit] Start with the point, always.
- [Pauline] No you don't start at the point,
you start down the middle.
- [Producer] 10 seconds.
- Contract- what the, contradicting-
- Flying papers.
- That will fly-
- Oh my god I think I just remembered.
- [Producer] 10 more seconds.
- [Amrit] Two more seconds?
- Are we allowed to use tape? No, got it.
- I'm onto something here, with this one.
- This is what I remember from kindergarten.
- Oh my gosh.
Oh you did it well, you did it well.
- I remember that shape too.
(planes hit the floor)
- Wow!
- Honestly, kind of took flight.
- Yours went the furthest.
- Yeah, and yours was a real plane too,
Alyah, that's a piece of paper.
- Now wait a second-
- Mine went the least furthest despite being-
- What the (bleep) is that?
- I'm so sorry, I really thought it was-
(Renee laughs)
- I really thought it was gonna do like a-
I really thought it was gonna do something special.
- You know what, you stayed true to you.
That's what's - right.
That's how I feel, right now.
(Alyah and Renee laughs)
- Landscape painting.
Paint a tiny landscape.
- Oh let's (bleep) go.
- Wait, what's-
- A landscape, like the horizon, or a forest,
or a mountain scape.
- How do you make brown again?
- Red and black
- You wanna do yellow, red, green.
- Somebody who was in kindergarten with me.
- Y'all didn't give us enough paint for this,
this is embarrassing me.
Y'all are embarrass-
- [Pauline] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- I feel like honestly, we're exceeding right now though.
Like things are going so well.
- Wait, how did you get so much paint on your thing?
- [Renee] Oh, Pauline that looks great, babe.
- I like the calm that's going on with Renee,
easing everybody down.
- I'm not good at it, but, okay it's gonna be a blood moon.
That's very like, vampire-y of me.
Y'all watched Twilight?
- I watched Twilight.
- You like it?
- Because I'm Bella.
I'm Bella, except brown.
- You can't stop us, no timer gonna stop me.
- Aw, wait you guys looks-
okay, those are really cute.
- [Pauline] Okay, Renee was like getting ready to compliment
looking at Amrit and Alyah's and then she saw mine
and she was like-
- You really tried.
- [Renee] No, I was like,
because I panicked in the middle,
and it became a blood moon.
- Is this (bleep)?
- I did, but then I wrote sorry 'cause I bad for writing it.
'Cause it's like my second expletive I've written
in this whole thing and I felt bad, so I apologized.
- I really wanted to add a sun
but we didn't have time.
- [Renee] Honestly, but your colors are all
blending really well.
- Thank you so much.
- Did you blend two colors to make that red?
- I did.
- Wow.
- You're very artistic,
Alyah's house is the coolest thing.
- She has a beautiful house.
She's an exceptional interior designer,
and she's also a really good baker, just FYI,
even though we're short on time.
- So, you just saw what we couldn't do
or could, sometimes.
But our real secret talents are-
(drumroll)
I can do a back flip.
- That's a good one.
- Wow.
- Literally show us, take your time.
- I'm nervous now, I can't do it.
- Oh my God, no, don't do it if you don't want to.
- I can do Poi performance art.
Which is like, you know with string,
it's like the precursor to fire spinning.
Yes.
- [Renee] I can see it there, that is-
- [Alyah] That's pretty much it.
- I can break out into song about anything.
- That's true.
- And at any time.
♪I love my red sweater♪
- That was a jazz station right there.
That was red sweater by Pauline.
- My secret talent, I don't know.
I make everybody Brussels sprouts.
- They are so good.
The best sauce ever.
- Thanks guys.
- Y'all-
- Oh my God.
- We did pretty good, I will have to say.
- Yeah, we did good.
- We did good.
- We like tried, you know, A for effort.
- Thank you for sitting through that,
whatever it was.
- We will have a follow up video of Alyah doing a back flip.
- True, it's to come, please be on the lookout for it.
Please put pressure, for the video to come out.
I just want to see it, I've seen it and I love it.
- Anyway, make sure to check us out,
on The Sex Lives of College Girls,
streaming now on HBO MAX.
- True, it's all true.
- [All] Bye!
(upbeat music)