- Hello underachievers.
I'm here with Corry again.
- Ahhh!
- Before we get to the video, though,
I just want to say I have a tour coming up real soon,
isn't it real soon? - It is.
You have a string of spit in your mouth,
when you open your mouth, there's a string of--
It's gone, just like the tickets will be gone
if you don't get them now.
- Sure.
I'm going to these places in America,
also I play Toronto and we also have VIP tickets,
which are really fun,
and we've already sold more VIP tickets
this tour than we did the whole of the last tour.
- We've been working hard to sell the tickets just the two of us.
No one else! - Absolutely.
So yeah, come grab tickets.
It'll be fun, it'll be really fun.
Also, I have a Patreon, link is below.
I also have a Discord, link is below.
if you want to come to one of the shows
and you don't have a friend to go with,
you can make friends on Discord.
- You can.
- Or you can make friends at the gig.
Anyway...
- Ah!
- Onto the video!
What are we doing today?
We're doing another one of those assumptions things, right?
- I guess.
- "Corry is the counterpart in the relationship
"that stays calm in stressful situations".
- Okay, so... - No...
- I can take control in a stressful situation.
- Noah will stay calm in a stressful situation externally,
but doesn't mean that he's dealing with this situation while at all.
- Oh, I don't process it, right?
It ruins my life, but outwardly.
- I'll handle the situation whilst stressed.
You will be unstressed and do nothing about a situation.
- No.
No!
I feel like I can handle situations where--
I feel like when you're there,
your default is to just handle the situation so I'm like, "okay, cool".
When you're not there, I'm absolutely fine.
- Okay. - I'm just like--
Like, probably deal with it,
because if I try and deal with it, you'll want to deal with it anyway.
[ Laughs ]
"Oh, that's a problem! But Corry Will here.
"Here to fix all the problems.
"Let me take charge!"
- I'm sorry for making your life easier!
- Not always, not always.
- People are complex.
this is, well...
- Yeah, we're not two-dimensional.
Actually we have three dimensions.
- I'm actually four dimensional.
- What's the fourth dimension?
- It's a fourth spatial dimension,
if you don't get it, you won't get it.
- Oh, you are over there, actually.
- I'm actually like, at all places at once.
- Oh, omnipresent.
"You both love talking about people you find attractive with each other".
- Yeah, we send text as well.
Although, actually no.
This is becoming super public now.
I tweeted about this the other day,
but we're doing it on the biggest platform I can get my hands on.
You have a habit.
Let's say there's someone online,
I'm like, "oh, you're hot, I think you're my internet crush".
Then they'll just DM you!
- And I'd like--
You'd like, send me someone and be like "oh, they're hot",
and I'm like, "oh, I know them"
and I'd check their Instagram or their TikTok...
- One of them DM'd you to have a laugh.
Another one invited you literally to his house to stay!
I'm not okay with this.
I'm not okay.
- I'm okay with it, I love it.
It's also funny because I'm like, way less likely to have like--
To approach anyone ever.
- Yeah, if I had that kind of power, I'd be.
- You'd be all over the place.
"Corry ironically calls you 'baby girl' regularly,
"especially in front of others".
- No, I would never do that.
- No, he says [...].
[ Laughs ]
it's like [...] in front of people,
which I find very funny.
"I feel like one of you falls asleep while watching something
"and the other one gets mad about it".
- Yeah, obviously.
I wonder which one it is.
I wonder who doesn't have the respect for someone else
just to stay conscious during--
- I'm sleepy, I have a disorder as well.
- What's your disorder?
- My disorder is with how to pay attention to things.
I get really distracted into sleep.
I like napping.
- Yeah, but he also has this thing where it's like:
"No, don't watch it without me".
And so we're currently halfway through about 50 shows
that I really want to finish.
- Yeah, but that's not always because I fall asleep.
Oh, yes.
The next question.
"You remind each other to put deodorant on before you leave the house".
- No, Noah doesn't remember anything.
"Hey, Noah, can you wake me up tomorrow morning?"
"Okay, yes, but you have to send me a text
"and make sure that it's the watch thing that you've sent me,
"so there's a notification that I see on my phone
"when I open my phone".
- A reasonable request.
- Basically, if I want Noah to wake me up in the morning,
I have to remind him to wake me up in the morning whilst I'm asleep.
- Yeah, true,
but I feel like I have to remind you to do stuff
more than you have to remind me.
- What I'm saying is that you've never reminded me
to put on deodorant because
you've never remembered to remind me to do that,
that's not something that enters your brain.
- Maybe not deodorant.
"Are you guys t4t?
"I genuinely don't know".
Oh, I thought you said "I genuinely don't know"
and I was like, "I feel like you should at this point!"
- "T4T" means "trans for trans".
- T4C. - Trans for Corry.
No, Corry is not trans.
No matter how many people assume he is
because he's within touching distance of me.
Literally anybody I interact with--
My parents, my family...
People on the internet are just like, "are they trans too?"
If you're an egg and you don't want to come out,
do not be seen in public with me.
Honestly!
No, genuinely, though!
No, we're not t4t.
- We're not.
- "Corry always says inappropriate puns
"and you don't find them funny, he does".
- They're very funny.
They're not.
- They're... - They're not!
- Part of what's funny about them is--
- That they're not funny.
And that I can see them coming.
Like, he'll do it around other people as well,
and I know exactly the puns that you're gonna make.
I know exactly because--
We've been together so long,
I know every single story that he sells at the party.
"One of you wears the same shirt till it's musty as [ ]
"and the other has to say, 'hey, that's musty as [ ]' ".
- That doesn't happen,
but Noah will wear clothes--
- What--?! - A lot.
- Yeah.
I was thinking you will wear clothes until they're smelly.
- No, I will wear the same tank top for like three days if I'm depressed.
You, as a rule, will wear the same jumper constantly
and just the jumper, no t-shirt underneath.
Just the jumper for like a week or two--
Until I pick it up off your floor sneakily and then wash it.
At this point, you'll find another and do the same thing.
- If I find clothes or an outfit that I like,
I just won't wear anything else because I'm like:
"Oh, I could try something different",
but I don't like it as much.
- Because you have-- He's like a cartoon character,
he literally has like 20 of the same tank top.
And like, 100 pairs of the same size.
- I have like 30.
But we thrown some away, it's meant by 25, 20.
- "We"? I threw some--
- I threw them away too!
- No, you don't! They had massive holes!
- I found some with matching holes!
- [...]
- You didn't want to even throw those ones out!
- I just like clothes that I like
and I don't want to wear anything else.
"Corry probably has to literally drag Noah out of the house
"to go literally anywhere".
- No. - No.
- Maybe earlier on in the relationship.
- Yeah, well, that's when you didn't leave the house to do anything.
The only time he would leave the house was to see me
and then when we live together--
- I would pick him up from work.
- Don't say "pick me up from work"
He's coming to wait for me at work.
- And that was all I do, and it was like an hour out of my way.
- It was pretty great, yeah.
I was just having [...].
- I'd go on the tube as well in the mornings.
"You two seem like you would be the sort of couple at an event
"that would just show love to each other".
There is no place where we show less love.
- Okay, what I want to ask people is
when they send us these assumptions,
do they sit and think to themselves:
"Hmm...
"Based on what I've seen from these two,
"this is what I think",
or are you thinking:
"Hmm...
"I would like to see these two do this",
because it's always the second one, every single time.
- He runs off for events.
He's like, "I want everyone to love me".
- That's not true.
Look,
if I go to a party or an event or something,
I'm gonna wanna say "hi" to people.
- Everywhere-- - Not everyone, no.
There's some people I want to avoid.
I want to meet people!
What's the point of going to the place with new people
if you don't meet people. - Free snacks, free drinks.
The few people that you do like and know are there.
- I like meeting new people.
- I know, I do two more now.
No, we don't actually--
We don't show love to each other.
- Ever.
- "You fight over who is the curly-haired one".
- I'm black.
- I was wondering about you can say--
- And it's me.
- They can see my belly button--
Get out!
- Oh, it's sticky.
- Why is--?
- It's sticky--! - It's not sticky, it's sweaty.
[ Laughs ]
I was like, "oh, no, I would have had a shower--"
[...]
"Noah acts like a baby when you're alone".
- No one acts like a baby all the time.
- I don't, but you act like a baby.
- Yeah, but I only act like a baby
because I deserve to act like a baby after you act like a baby.
- I don't act like a baby!
- Okay, what things do babies do?
List of things that babies do.
Make grubs and noises instead of words.
- Leave it-- - I didn't touch it.
- AAAAAH!
Sorry.
My dad does-- - Your "AAAAAH"
Just because your dad is a baby doesn't mean that you're not a baby.
- You do that too. - Because of you.
Babies have sweaty belly buttons because they can't wash themselves.
[...]
Babies eat bland foods...
- I've been eating less bland foods.
I've introduced mushrooms and tomatoes to my diet,
and I eat them when I go out
and when I get them stir fried I don't just put them off to the side.
- Eat around?
- I don't eat around them anymore,
I will eat them, I'll ingest them and throw them out.
"Corry is more organized,
"but doesn't have the energy to help Noah organize".
- Are you kidding me?
He lives on organization.
Every month there will be a new delivery of multiple organizers.
Just constantly!
I only organize my life with the notes page, because he does.
I've not planned my week yet, it's a Monday!
I have no idea.
No, Noah is way more organized than me.
I don't organize things,
I just let them fall into place for break.
- I don't think I thrive,
I think I'm only organized because if I don't,
I will be not a person.
- I think you need the organization to survive.
You're not able to stick to any plan.
- Yeah, like I have a place for literally everything that I earn ever.
- ADHD makes that change every few months.
- Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm autistic,
so the ADHD is like:
"I hate organization, chaos, anarchy!"
and autism is just like, "I need a little box for my little socks".
- I think it's more like-- - Which I have.
- Like, you really do!
The autism is more like, "I need to organize everything",
and the ADHD is like, "I want to change it now!"
- Oh, but then I hate change.
- Yeah, so but then,
you'll go through and reorganize your room entirely every...
You know, every few months.
you did it just the other day.
- I did. - Good for you.
- "Noah is the feisty one and Corry is the calm one".
- There is literally not a calm one.
- No, we don't have that.
Sometimes I'll be calm, sometimes--
Sometimes you'll be calm [...]
[...]
like he's so...
He's not like other girls.
He's a boy.
- Well this is following for that:
"Noah might seem more chaotic,
"but you're equally chaotic, just in different ways".
- Does Noah seem more chaotic?
I feel like I'm more chaos.
- No, I think I come across as it.
- Yeah, I feel like I'm way more chaotic.
- Yeah, your chaos stresses me out.
- Yeah, let's move this way.
My late teens early 20s...
Oh, boy, that was some chaos!
Love that time.
- "People want to watch you guys [ ]".
- Why this assumption--
- I don't know I just thought it would be funny
- I guess people do want to watch us [ ].
I got multiple cameras 4K... - Freelance.
- I could be shooting like, the sexiest [ ] you can imagine.
Speaking of, I am looking for work.
If you want to [ ] in 4K, give me a call.
Multicam setups.
Very, very, good rate.
- "At first I thought Corry was the type of guy who
"would control what you wear and where you go or something".
Giving toxic vibes.
- Okay, so...
Right, weird, right.
The only time I've controlled what you wore
was when I asked you to remove wristbands for a somewhat formal event,
where we had to dress up and wear like blazers or suit jackets...
Nice trousers and stuff. - All arms were filled like...
Charity bands because I'm a charitable person.
Friendship bracelets because I have so many friends.
Stylish accessories made out of strings.
- It was half a foot on his wrist of just random [ ],
which like, look--
I think that's right for like, a 17 year old to like, 19 year old,
who's just cutting about their life,
but if you go into like a nice event you don't want like...
6 inches of like... - But it's my thing!
I'm like, the guy with the bracelets...
- I felt really bad, I was like:
"Am I being controlling?
"Is this toxic?"
- You're dampening my shine.
- The only thing I control very well
is that he wouldn't go anywhere and I made him go to parties with me
and then sometimes he wouldn't go to the party,
he'd be like, "no, I don't want to go!"
And then every out I'm like,
"hey, what's going on at the party?"
- And everybody asking me:
"Oh, where's Noah?" And I'm like...
"He's at home".
- "He's at home texting me what's going on", like...
- "He's still feeling left out".
- Yeah, then I come home and he gets upset that he didn't go,
because he's got FOMO,
but me telling him what happened at the party,
but also he doesn't know we did not tell him what happened--
- Oh, no!
I always want you to tell me.
- I know.
- I'm just saying, "I should have gone".
This person assumes that we are the kind of people
who do absolutely everything together if we could.
- God, no.
- I need to do less things together.
- Okay, here's the thing:
I think we need to do more things together
and spend less time together. - Yes.
- We've have separate rooms and stuff.
We could easily go a whole week without actually seeing each other.
- Oh, yeah!
But like, we have all the same friends.
Like, there are very few friends that aren't both of our friends.
- Yeah, and not even on purpose.
Like, I was friends with Phoenix before I was friends with you.
- "You constantly judge/make fun of people together,
"in a funny way".
- No... - Yes.
- Well, no, not constantly judge or make fun of people.
- Just lie.
- What do you mean?
- Every single night we watch "Couples Come Dine With Me".
- Oh, that's different. - And we're like, "oh, these guys".
- No, they're boring.
- We judge them for being normal and boring.
- It's difficult, right?
Because I feel like we don't judge people,
like, "oh, you're objectively a bad person".
We'll laugh at people of "Come Dine With Me" for making fools of themselves
or, mostly, will laugh at people who are so close-minded
as to think that the weird people on the show,
who are only half as weird as we are
are incredibly weird.
- It's just a fly. - It's bothering me.
"I assume you think it's funny to see how we perceive you guys".
- I have a...
Yes.
- It can be funny and also-- - And stressful--
- And annoying-- - Confusing.
I'm gonna be honest,
a lot of you don't know us at all.
No, no, no...
- I'd say like 99% probably don't know us.
- Yeah-- - People who watch our videos.
- Someone said the other day, they were like:
"I met Corry in real life and he was really nice",
and I'm like-- - All a facade
- Yes, that was the facade,
and then the video itself I was saying that it was a facade.
People will not believe me when I tell them I'm mean.
- I am actually nice, though.
- Yeah, I know you're genuinely nice. - I'm too nice.
But, you know what?
No, you're not fake-- - I'm a bad boy.
- I just feel like you have better boundaries.
You have more of a separation between like,
who you are online and who you are in person.
But it's like, I've been doing this since I was 15, like...
I've developed my personality--
- You became a person online, yeah!
- I was a girl in school,
the only place I could be not a girl was on the internet,
so I'm like, this is just where my thing is.
But no, I don't think you're mean.
I think you're just not like too friendly and too nice
and like, too willing to give up your own mental energy
for the sake of all the strangers.
- Yeah, look, I'd be nice as much as I want to be
and then as soon as I'm done, I'm like...
I came up with this thing recently,
I was like, if I don't want to do something,
I'm just not going to do it.
So if I'm at a party for more than like half an hour
and not feeling it, I'm done.
I don't care, like...
- That's stressful, though.
It's so sort of like,
I'll be in one room having a great time at a party
and I'll get a text from you being like,
"I think I might go home".
- Yeah, not in a bad way.
It's just like, what is the point of me spending the night here
waiting for it to get better just for other people.
- [...]
you used to be way more just like,
"no, I need to be at the party all the time!"
"FOMO, FOMO, FOMO!
"I need everyone to be my best friend at this party".
- Yeah, and then I realize parties were only a lot of fun
because I was there!
- What was the question?
- I don't know!
- "I assume you think it's funny to see how we perceive you".
Yes, it's very funny.
There's a lot of weird forums.
- The sex ones?
- The sex one is what I'm talking about.
- Yes. - Yeah.
There's not nice things about you, though.
- People get mad at me because they want him.
Like, "what's he doing with this one?"
- But this argument was literally just like:
"Oh, I don't like Corry",
and like, there were several people being like,
"hey, so we can like,
"thirst over Noah without being rude to his significant other".
- That's actually quite funny
because those forums are probably nicer, like recently...
- [...] they're not respectful, but--
- Yeah, but the other day I did a video
reacting to people calling me slurs on the internet.
You can watch it here.
[ Laughs ]
- Just keep talking or that it's gonna be cut.
- Because, yeah...
So like...
[ ]!
- Next assumption!
"You guys listen to Noah's own music".
- Not together because I'm not allowed to.
I'm not allowed to play music in the house when he's around.
- That's a big cringe.
- But he also complains when I don't listen to his Masters.
- That's very different!
- But I'm not allowed to listen to them
when he knows that I'm listening to them.
- No, you can do that now.
Remember that time I showed you that--
- So, if I was in the same room as you
and I sat down and I put on headphones and listened to it in front of you,
you'd be good with that? - Yeah.
- Well, there we go.
- "Corry writes the emails and Noah makes the phone calls".
- I do write the emails, Noah sends them,
and I make the phone--
- I can't, I hate the phone.
I hate the phone, I hate phone calls,
I hate it so much.
I have no-- I'd rather do a FaceTime.
I have no idea what you're saying.
Someone will be like, "hahaha!"
And I'd be like, "they hate me".
- Yeah. - They don't get it.
- Oh, my God, yeah, Noah doesn't understand tone.
- No, I do, but it's just like...
I feel like I will understand it, but then I doubt that I understand it,
but sometimes I don't understand it.
But then like, also I just I would rather know the vibe...
Anyway.
- Noah needs tone indicators in real life.
- Someone assumes that we're both lowkey bottoms.
- I'm not a lowkey anything.
- He's a high key bottom.
- I'm not a bottom, though.
This is the thing--
Okay, whenever I talk about my thoughts on the top/bottom dicotomy,
people say, "haha, bottom",
But yeah, I think being describe yourself as a top or bottom is dumb.
Why would you add gender to...
- But that's what I mean, like, what is a bottom?
Because it's not like...
It's not just like...
. It's a gender for gay men.
I'm not even joking.
Like, I should do a full video on this.
talk a little bit about it in the last one,
but like, tops and bottoms is just gender for gay men,
because there's-- - Such a way to--
[...]
- Yeah, that's true.
That was the last question.
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