- (FBE) So today we're going to be showing you ten things
and we are going see how old each of them makes you feel.
- Well, I've been on the earth for a while,
so I'm pretty sure it's not easy to make me feel old.
- No! Why are you doing this, guys?
I struggle with this.
I struggle with time, you know?
I always feel like I'm getting old
and I'm not getting everything done with my life.
- Being an Adult Reactor makes me feel old.
(sighing) This is going to be bad.
Okay, I'm ready.
- Hi, Jerry.
- (gasping) Jerry Maguire!
- (Jerry) Hey, Ray.
Aren't, uh, you supposed to be in bed?
- (Ray) Yeah. - This is so cute!
- He was, like, the child actor for so long.
- I don't think Tom Cruise looks much different,
but Jonathan Lipnicki is the kid, right?
- Are you're going to show me what that little kid looks like now?
Is that where this is going?
- (Jay) A human head weighs eight pounds.
- He's so cute!
- (Jay) ...weighs eight pounds. - (chuckling)
I love this movie.
- (Jay giggling)
- I remember when that was supposed to be adorable.
(laughing)
- (FBE) So that was Jonathan Lipnicki,
the kid from Jerry Maguire.
- Oh, you're going to show me him now?
- (FBE) And we have a picture of him now.
- What?! Oh my gosh.
He's 26?
- Yeah, he got older.
There's certain things that make me feel old,
but this is not one of them.
- That's amazing. Wow.
Yep, I'm old.
- Dude, that's so crazy.
26 years old.
- He doesn't look anything like himself!
Well, I guess that's what happens when you grow up.
- Holy crap! He's older than me.
Why is this thing a thing?
Why do you got to make me feel old?
- ♪ Baby ♪
♪ Quit playing games with my heart ♪ - Mmm, that's my jam.
- Backstreet Boys.
- This is, like, about 25 years ago?
- ♪ My heart (playing games) ♪
- Oh, look at Nick Carter's face there.
- ♪ I should have known from the start ♪
♪ My heart ♪ - (chuckling)
- Oh my gosh!
Did you see that choker?
- Okay, this makes me feel old.
Because I don't even remember what they look like.
- It's something that, you know, was really popular
when I first started teaching, and kids listened to it and stuff,
but it is not in style anymore.
- (FBE) We have another one for you. - Yes!
- ♪ I'll never break your heart ♪ - Oh yeah.
- ♪ ...break your heart ♪ - (singing along) ♪ ...your heart ♪
- ♪ I'll never make you cry ♪
- They're so old.
- ♪ I'd rather die... ♪
- Like, even then.
- ♪ ...than live without ♪
- I'm soaking it in. It's been so long.
- Whatever happened to these guys?
I think they still tour, right?
- Funny, I like it better now than I did back then.
(chuckling)
Maybe it was made for older women.
- You don't realize how much time has gone by
until you see these kind of things and you're like,
"Wow."
- (FBE) So that album came out 20 years ago.
- Whoa!
- Wow, that is crazy.
- I remember 20 years ago, rolling my eyes so hard.
- 20 years ago? I was four years old.
What the heck?
- I remember when they were on Total Request Live.
They were plastered all over my wall.
I was that kid.
- 20 years ago!
That's an adult's whole life since that song was on the radio.
An adult was born and grew up and left home
and is living on their own.
- "Stewie Griffin is a one-year-old in Famliy Guy,
which means..."
- "...if he actually aged, he would be"-- 18 years old?!
What?
- Wow, it's been that long?
I'm getting older. He's not.
- Holy crap! I could be hanging out with Stewie.
That's so weird.
- To me, 1999 is still-- it feels semi-relevant.
But it's so far away now.
It's 2017!
- (FBE) Next up, we've got this.
- What the heck? Oh, Harry Potter.
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
- (FBE) So this was the last book in the Harry Potter series
and it was released 10 years ago. - Stop!
Are you serious?
- I actually have good memories about this.
I don't feel old.
- I loved these books before the movies were a series.
- And they released all those books,
making all those movies, all that money.
It doesn't really make me feel old.
It just makes me feel poor.
- (FBE) And we have another one for you.
- No!!
Stop! Stop!
No! This is the one that my mom read to me.
- "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone."
This has to be the first book.
- (FBE) So this was the first book in the series,
and it was released 20 years ago. - Oh my god.
I can't believe it.
It does not feel 20 years ago, at all.
To me, it feels like yesterday.
- This is crazy!
- You can, like, smell it.
You can smell the age.
- 20 years?
So I was 12 when this crap came out?
- She was rockin' it for a whole generation, man.
Look at this.
From this to this, it's like... wow, man.
That's amazing.
- No way!
This cannot be.
1997.
Oh my god!
- I was 12 years old, so that's, what,
8th grade, 9th grade, something like that, approximately?
Wow.
When my son is old enough, this is going to be
the first book I read to him at bedtime.
I've talked to my wife about it.
This is the one I'm going to introduce him to.
- This makes me feel old.
This was made right after I was born.
That is so weird!
I don't know why.
I just always thought Harry Potter was just 10 years old.
- "The first iPhone just turned 10"-- (gasping)
It was that little, too?
Look at how little that is.
- That kind of makes me feel old.
I had a Nokia.
- Technology just keeps going by so fast.
- Is that amazing or what?
Phones are on fast forward.
I mean, a new one is coming out every three months now.
- I literally remember sitting in my car,
and telling my mom, "Why do people need iPhones?
I have an iPod and all the phone has is just a phone."
- (FBE) Okay, we're about halfway through.
We still got five more. Here we go.
- "South Park will be airing its 20th season this year."
Oh my god! I feel OLD.
- How did these shows last so long?
(applauding)
- Good for South Park. I love South Park.
- Wow! I remember watching the pilot episode
with my brother and thinking, "This is a cartoon?!"
- "Which means it's now been on the air
longer than The Simpsons had been when South Park debuted."
Wow.
- What?
This is blowing my mind.
- What the heck?
Yeah, this whole "feeling old" thing is crazy now.
- It does make me feel old.
It's still all good though, man.
I'm ageing like fine wine.
- When cartoon characters have lived longer than you,
that makes you feel old.
- At least I know I am not as old as the creators
because I remember them being a few years older than me.
That helps.
- "Beauty and the Beast came out in 1991,
which is 26 years from"-- what?! "From then to now."
(gasping)
- "The moon landing was in 1969.
The time between the moon landing
and Beauty and the Beast is 22 years..."
- "...which is less time than there is between the release
of Beauty and the Beast and today."
I was born in 1969.
- This is crazy.
We're all getting old!
- This is making me feel really old.
I didn't think it was going to, but it is.
(explosion)
- You guys are blowing up my mind right now.
- This is like time travel or something.
Like, what is going on?
- I feel old, yet preserved.
Because, look, Beauty and the Beast is out again.
Hey, man, I'm still rockin' and rollin'.
- The moon landing and its release was shorter than that...
its release and today.
That really blows my mind. (explosion)
Oh-- I can't stop saying, "Oh my god, I'm old!"
- "When Star Wars was released in 1977,
it had been 38 years since The Wizard of Oz
was released back in 1939."
- "It has now been 40 years since the release of Star Wars,
making the amount of time between The Wizard of Oz
and Star Wars less than the amount of time
between Star Wars and today."
Woo!
- I'm old!
That's the moral of the story.
And I'm young, and I feel old.
- I don't know what to say.
My mind is honestly just a little blown right now.
- This timeline stuff is just freaking me out, okay?
What? The Wizard of Oz is, like, ancient.
- I just didn't realize when I was a kid that--
it seems like Wizard of Oz was so much longer.
- That makes perfect sense because I have vivid memories
of seeing Star Wars in the backseat
of my parents' car at the drive-in.
- Wow, my brother took me to go see Star Wars
when I was five years old, bro.
So now you really know how old I am.
- I'll just never forget.
I don't know how old I was, seven, nine,
going to see Star Wars in the theatre with my dad,
the first one.
So cool.
And then, when the last two Star Wars came out,
and I was able to take my kids, it's just awesome that it's--
And it's still amazing.
I love it.
- Whassup witchu?
- Nothin'.
- (groaning)
- (friend #1) Watchin' the game, havin' a Bud.
- (caller) True. True.
- Yeah, true.
- (friend #2) Whassup?! - Whassup?!
- (mimicking) Whassup?!
- I don't even want to know when this came out.
- These guys need a resurgence.
They need to come back again.
- (caller) Yo, pick up the phone!
- (friend #2) Hello?
- (friend #1) Whassup?!
- (friend #2) Whassup?!
- (caller, slurring) Whassup?!
- This commercial started a movement of this noise.
- I still do this with my friends.
- (friend #1) Yo, Duke? Hey!!
- (Duke) Yo?
- (friend #2) Whassup?!
- (Duke) Whassup?!
- (friend #1 slurring) - (slurring)
- (Duke slurring) - (slurring)
(laughing) I love this. It's my favorite commercial ever.
- I had that as an MP3 back in the day,
that I burned on every CD I made.
- (FBE) So if you were born the same year
that Budweiser commercial aired--
- Oh, don't tell me, bro.
- (FBE) You'd be 18 years old today.
- So I'm older than that commercial?
Dang. That's weird.
(silence)
- No!
- (sighing) I should just give up now.
I should just go join the AARP and call it a day.
- ♪ Yo, it's gettin' hot in here (so hot) ♪
♪ So take off all your clothes ♪ - ♪ All your clothes ♪
(laughing)
- (singing along) ♪ So take off all your clothes ♪
This is still on my phone right now.
- ♪ Getting too hot ♪
- Oh my gosh, I'm scared when this came out.
This is making me nervous.
- ♪ It's getting hot in here (so hot) ♪
♪ So take off all your clothes ♪
- Was this really that long ago?
It feels like yesterday.
- ♪ Take my clothes off ♪
- (groaning) And with the Band-Aid.
I remember, that was such a big thing.
- This song literally will never die.
- Love, love, love Nelly.
- (FBE) So this debuted at number one
on the billboard charts 15 years ago.
- Wow, 15 years, huh?
- I have no concept of time now.
You've taken me to the past enough for me there.
- That doesn't really make me feel that old
because it flashes me back to college.
That played at all the college parties,
so that one, not so much.
- (FBE) So you just completed the Try Not to Feel Old challenge.
Does it make you feel older? - Yeah, it does.
Sometimes I have these epiphanies where I'm like,
"I'm old.
And I'm just getting old so fast."
- I like digging back into old music and stuff anyways.
I don't think about, like, "Oh, this was 1999."
Like, I don't think about any of that.
When you put the actual time next to it,
then it kind of hurts.
- Time stops for no one.
(laughing) But it's nice to kind of go through
and, you know, see the different stages
and how far along we really are.
- I don't like it.
I just want to stay in my bubble and then--
now I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
- Thanks for watching this episode of Adults React.
- Did this episode make you feel old?
Let us know in the comments.
- Thanks for watching, everyone.
Goodbye.
- Hey, guys, it's Ethan here from FBE.
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