- [Shaun] Say hi Vlog.
- Hi Vlog.
(upbeat music)
- [Shaun] Ha.
- [Jenny] Let's go baby, ah!
- [Shaun] I am the winner!
Big.
- Eww.
- [Jenny] What do you think Niko, am I cute?
- No.
(both screaming)
- [Shaun] Hi Niko I see you.
(dramatic music)
- Bye.
- [Shaun] All right everyone in the family over here.
These are going to grow in water, and turn into animals.
- I'll go get get water.
- [Shaun] I'll open these, you get a cup and a bowl.
- I've never done this.
- Really? - Yeah.
- These were like my favorite when I was a kid.
Let's set this vlog up, right here.
Ooh, Niko look.
- It's not candy we don't eat it.
- Boop boop boop boop.
- Whoa!
- Adley have you got water?
- [Adley] I'm coming.
Scooty scooty.
- Whoa! - Scooty scooty.
- I choose this one.
- The yellow one.
- I think it's gonna be a turtle.
- This is gonna be a giraffe.
- Okay, now we gotta let 'em grow.
(baby yelling)
- Yay!
- You can see them expanding already.
- Say vlog look.
Okay those are gonna grow.
- Hey vlog look at our elf king.
- [Shaun] Her elf king should we show 'em.
- Yeah lets how 'em.
- [Shaun] This elf was crazy today.
- He got Minions.
- [Shaun] Our elf drew Minions on the bananas!
Wait are you eating a Minion banana?
A Minion banana!
So kids guess what we're doing today?
- I don't know.
- We are gonna have fun all day,
'cause guess what?
Tomorrow, me and mom go on a airplane.
So that means today we gotta have lots of fun, deal?
- Deal.
- [Shaun] Cancel work.
- Deal.
- Cancel cleaning. - Deal.
- [Shaun] Cancel everything,
just have fun,
'cause were gonna miss these guys.
Hm (kiss smacking).
I'm gonna miss you.
Okay so what do you wanna do today?
- Have lots of fun.
- Have lots of fun?
(kiss smacking)
- I got an idea!
We could all write down fun things to do,
and put 'em in a bowl,
and then each choose one and have to do it.
- No.
- Yes I like that idea.
- No that's crazy.
(Shaun laughing)
- [Shaun] Do you like that idea Niko?
(baby babbling)
- Whoa, you look crazy.
- [Shaun] These kids are hyper.
- [Adley] I don't wanna do that.
- He's climbing on me, like a monkey.
- [Shaun] Give the monkey a banana.
- He needs a banana.
- He's a monkey.
(laughing)
- [Jenny] Do you have papers?
You could draw yours.
- [Shaun] What do I want to do?
Hey Niko what you want do?
- Mm.
(baby fussing)
- [Shaun] Okay that's a good idea.
What are you writing?
- You can't look its a secret.
- [Shaun] Ooh a secret.
All right what are we gonna write Vlog?
Let's think of something good.
Hm.
(paper rustling)
That's a good one.
- Mine's better.
- [Shaun] I'll get a bowl for 'em.
Wait what was your idea?
- Ww can't let them saw.
(baby screaming)
- Niko needs a nap.
(baby fussing)
- [Shaun] Okay this is one of the things we're gonna do.
But first do you know what we need to do first?
- Check on our animals.
- [Shaun] Ooh that but also
this little boy needs to go for a nap.
Oh Adley they're growing bigger.
They're getting all puffy and fluffy.
They're growing really big.
- [Adley] Oh feel this one.
This one's super gross.
- [Shaun] Ew it has like a bubble.
How's that gonna turn into like an animal?
I don't get it.
- I don't get it.
I wanna play in my water to drink.
- [Shaun] Yeah do not drink that water.
(straw slurping)
(both laughing)
Let's go to the table.
Here's all our good ideas.
- Yeah these are all good ideas.
- [Shaun] Hey monkey eat your banana first.
You look like a monkey right now.
Still look like a monkey.
Are you a monkey?
- Mm-mm.
- [Shaun] You still look like a monkey.
(imitating monkey)
Adley turned into a monkey.
- [Jenny] I love monkeys.
- [Shaun] What are we gonna do about this?
- Monkey hug.
Aw.
- Aw, wait does that make Tall Chicken, a monkey's uncle?
- [Jenny] It does.
- [Shaun] Ok these are all our fun things.
- I'll go mix 'em up and you guys can't look.
- [Jenny] Where are you gonna mix 'em up?
Oh okay.
- [Shaun] Don't look, she's mixing 'em up.
- Oh sorry.
- [Shaun] Don't look Vlog she's mixing 'em up.
Vloggey no!
- You smeared it, smudged.
- Sorry.
(glass squeaking)
Whup, the vlog's breaking again, oh yep.
A little piece of the vlog just fell off.
You guys are slowly disintegrating.
- [Jenny] Santa needs to bring a new vlog.
- Yes that's what the vlog wants for Christmas, a new lens.
Hey are your options ready?
- No they're gone.
- [Shaun] What the options are gone?
Where did they go?
- [Jenny] They're in here.
(Adley laughing)
They're in here!
Look I know they're coming,
they're coming out.
- [Shaun] They're coming out.
Okay here they come.
- [Both] Ah.
- [Jenny] Told you, well wait a little bit more.
- [Shaun] No no keep going more, get 'em out.
- I'm gonna mix em up.
Scrunch scrunch.
- [Jenny] Those sound effects.
- [Shaun] Perfect.
- Ooh I gotta good idea.
- That's the one we're doing.
- I don't even know what everyone wrote.
This is intense.
What is it?
- What is it, what is it?
- We got Adley's.
- [Shaun] What is it?
- You have to eat crackers with milk
but suck it out with a straw. (laughing)
- (laughing) What does that mean?
So I have to eat crackers with milk
but suck it out with a straw?
What do you mean?
- Go show 'em.
- I only put games down, she like put weird challenges.
- Peanut butter crackers,
milk, and a straw,
and then a bowl,
(Jenny chuckling)
- What is going on?
- [Jenny] Here's a straw.
Here get some milk.
- Here's the crackers, I'll get some milk.
This is weird why'd I get this one?
- [Jenny] She picked it she just chose you. (laughing)
Good job Adley.
- I thought this one would be so funny.
- [Jenny] It is funny, you're right.
- Is it funny though, is it?
- [Jenny] We got a bowl Dad.
- All right I don't know how to do this challenge.
- [Jenny] We're not this fancy, hello.
Good pouring.
- So Daddy has to suck it with his mouth.
- What?
- That's yummy huh?
That looks yummy.
- Kinda.
Well, I'm gonna miss your guts soon,
so I'm just gonna do this.
I have a message for you.
We'll have the best day ever, hear what I said?
- [Jenny] All right that's probably enough Adley.
(cartoonish popping)
- Okay.
- Now you gotta suck it out.
- And put it in here?
- Yeah, and then you gotta eat 'em.
(dramatic music)
- Ha, easy.
(upbeat music)
- It seems a little too strong for you to eat it.
- No it's gonna taste good.
(upbeat music)
- One more.
(upbeat music)
- [Jenny] Whoa, that was pretty cool.
- I am pretty cool.
- [Jenny] How'd it taste Dad?
- Delicious.
Can we pick a new game now?
- I did not put challenges in there,
I put like things to do.
Who's gonna draw?
- Me.
- [Jenny] Okay draw.
- 'Cause I drawed for Daddy.
What does this say?
- Steamroller?
- [Jenny] Ah!
- [Shaun] Oh boy, you know what that means?
I wrote that one.
I used to play that all the time.
- We're all gonna downstairs,
and we're all gonna turn into steamrollers,
and steamroll each other.
- [Jenny] No, that's not how I played.
- How did you play steamroller?
- [Jenny] Okay everyone come downstairs, lets go.
- Guys, how did you guys play steamroller
when you were a kid?
I just played where everyone turns into a steamroller
and you just roll over each other and bug each other.
- One steamroller, and we have to jump over the steamroller,
and he tries to steamroll us.
- [Shaun] What?
- That's how we played.
- I never played that game.
Oh yeah this is Adley's Barbie video she did today.
- [Jenny] We got a little camper,
and we made a little homemade mountain with a river.
- Yeah it was pretty cool.
- [Jenny] It was pretty cool.
All right.
- Guys close your eyes and close the vlog's eyes.
- [Jenny] Okay.
- [Adley] Close you guy's eyes too.
- [Jenny] Okay.
- [Shaun] Eyes are closed.
- [Adley] Okay look.
- [Jenny] I think she's under the blanket.
- Cool magic trick Adley.
Ha.
- [Jenny] What the heck?
- [Shaun] Where is she?
(Adley giggling)
- [Jenny] Hey, you tricker!
- How did you do that?
- I disappeared into walls and then I comed back.
- Amazing.
Steamroller!
(imitating motor)
- [Jenny] Ah jump over him!
Ah you just got steamrolled.
- She got steamrolled.
- And that's how you play steamroller folks.
Be the last one to survive.
- I'm starting my steamroller.
Vroom vroom vroom vroom.
- [Jenny] Do not get steamrolled, you jump over him, okay?
Ready, go!
(upbeat music)
(Shaun imitating motor)
(Jenny yelling)
- [Jenny] You're still good, you're still good.
Run away, run away.
- I'm gonna catch someone.
- You can't get us.
- Ah!
Steamrolled her.
All right we're both steamrollers.
We gotta try to get mom.
Let's get her.
- Ah!
- I got her, steamroll her.
(upbeat music)
- All right who's the steamroller first?
- [Adley] Now mom.
- Now mom.
- Steamroller.
(upbeat music)
- Wow, good jump.
Boing!
(Jenny yelling)
I almost crushed you.
- [Jenny] Wah, over me.
(Jenny imitating motor)
(Shaun yelling)
- Mom got me.
- He's a steamroller now.
- [Shaun] On three get her.
(upbeat music)
She's going this way.
(Shaun yelling)
- [Jenny] I'm getting cold.
- [Shaun] I steamrolled her.
- [Jenny] I'm so dizzy.
Ah!
- I'm the winner of all the steamrollers.
I like that game what do you think?
- Now it's my turn to be a steamroller.
- [Shaun] Oh no Adley's a steamroller.
Jump.
(upbeat music)
- [Jenny] She's kinda crazy.
- [Shaun] Yeah she's a crazy steamroller.
- [Jenny] Her legs like go wild.
(Shaun yelling)
(Adley giggling)
- [Shaun] Don't let her get you.
Oh she tripped me.
She got me!
Ah steamrolled.
- Now we gotta get mom.
(Shaun imitating motor)
(Jenny yelling)
- [Shaun] I got her.
Yeah.
- [Adley] Steamrollers win.
- The steamrollers win.
This is a pretty fun day so far.
Hey where's Niko?
(Niko giggling)
Hey.
What's up?
There was a change of plans.
We just remembered it's Travis's birthday today.
I stayed home with Niko.
Hi Niko I see you.
And the girls ran to the grocery store
to get lunch and a surprise cake for Travis.
I think they're gonna get a funny cake
with like Travis has this American flag Speedo
and I think were gonna put that picture on the cake,
and it's gonna be awesome.
Anyways we're still gonna keep doing fun stuff
but we're doing a little birthday break first really quick.
I'm just playing with Niko
'cause I'm gonna miss his guts.
I love this little kiddo.
(silly mumbling)
We like to scare each other with this bear, like this.
(imitating bear growling)
Think you're gonna scare me?
Oh no no.
(Shaun yelling)
Should we get the vlog?
(imitating bear roaring)
(baby babbling)
- Yeah we got 'em.
Niko should we check on the animals?
- Okay.
- Yeah should we just go take a little peak.
Stay right there don't move.
Whoa ooh, they're getting big.
- Ew.
- Yeah.
Should we look at one?
Ooh.
Spooky huh?
All right well we're not gonna do more 'til Adley gets home.
Let's keep playing and wait for the girls to get home.
(kiss smacking)
(Adley yelling)
(yelling) You're here.
I have a question for you.
Come over here.
Okay Adley who's birthday is it?
- Travis.
- Yeah, what'd you guys get him?
- We got him a cake.
- Okay let's go get it, come on.
- Cake.
- [Shaun] What is it?
- It's Travis.
(Shaun laughing)
- [Shaun] That is incredible
you grab that let's go.
Can you carry that?
- I don't trust her.
Didn't she almost drop a cake last birthday?
- No that was Ty.
Ty dropped a cake last space station birthday.
- The back of the couch, it was slightly raised up,
it just slowly (imitating slow motion).
- [Jenny] Adley what piece of the cake are you gonna eat?
- I think I'm gonna eat this side.
- [Jenny] Okay you don't want the picture of Trav?
- [Shaun] Not by Travis?
(Shaun laughing)
Jenny wants the picture of Trav,
just that little section where his abs are.
- No I'll take some sprinkles.
- [Shaun] Okay.
Oh we probably, should we get candles?
- [Jenny] Candles.
- [Shaun] Here let's put it on this side
of the space station,
and then we'll go get candles.
I'll get the door.
- Hurry hurry so Travis doesn't see.
- [Shaun] Yeah don't let him see.
Okay, I'll go get candles I'll be right back.
I got candles and a lighter.
We were just talking about the last person to drop a cake.
- [Jenny] Anywhere but his body.
- [Shaun] Yeah no candles on bodies.
- I like it with whip cream.
- [Shaun] There's another one.
Let's light 'em.
- [Adley] I need to scoot back.
- [Shaun] Yeah scoot back,
you can't play with fire. - This is gonna go crazy.
(fire whooshing)
- [Shaun] Ooh, careful.
- [Jenny] We need to hurry up and get these
over there before they melt.
- [Shaun] Oh yeah we gotta carry it fast.
Okay go girls.
- Not to me, not to me.
- [Jenny] What help me.
Adley you need to block the wind.
- I'm gonna block that wind,
block that wind.
- [Shaun] You're blocking so much wind with your hand.
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ Happy birthday dear Travis ♪
♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪
- [Man] We salute you.
(crowd clapping)
- [Shaun] All right Trav,
cut that piece out for Shay.
Just a little surgery.
- [Travis] I gotta be precise here.
I think I might have to take the top to really...
That's so bizarre.
- [Shaun] He's taking the picture home to Shay.
- Nice.
- [Travis] Trying not to smash him.
- [Jenny] Smash yourself.
- [Shaun] All right Trav smash or pass.
(crowd laughing)
- Shay's gonna die that's hilarious.
- [Shaun] Say hi vlog.
- Hi vlog.
- He just said it.
Say hi vlog.
Say hi vlog, hi..
We are back at home, and back at having fun
and our challenges.
What are you doing up there?
You trying to see the animals?
Have you seen 'em yet?
- I'm looking at the elf.
- [Shaun] Hi elf.
Ooh, careful don't touch.
- I'm gonna take the marker from her.
- [Shaun] No way Jose.
Okay let's go sit at the table and I'll grab the animals.
Here grab this,
and grab this whoa.
I see some of 'em.
- [Jenny] They're like in their tube still.
- [Shaun] Some of 'em are.
- Hey wait, this one's live.
- [Shaun] Oh that one's alive?
I think that one's a seahorse.
- [Jenny] Oh that's cool.
So we still don't know if that's a turtle or not yet, huh?
Adley.
- [Shaun] Are you hatching it?
- [Jenny] She just hatched it on her own.
- [Shaun] What is it?
I think it has to grow more.
- [Jenny] Yeah put it in the water.
- [Shaun] Oh Niko found one.
What is it?
- What is it?
Can I see?
- [Shaun] Looks like a dolphin,
what's in here?
Are there any that are grown up yet?
- Let's dump 'em in here.
Ooh what was that one?
Pull it out.
That looks like a crab?
Ohh its a stingray, a manta ray.
- [Shaun] Yeah I don't know the difference.
It's one of those!
- I love these.
- [Shaun] That one's big, look it's a whale.
- What is that Niko?
- [Shaun] What is it?
- Cool.
- [Shaun] They gotta keep growing.
Maybe later tonight before bed.
- [Jenny] Adley's just hatching 'em all.
(Shaun laughing)
- Anyways I actually have a surprise for you babe.
I brought it for our Spain trip.
Why ya, la la la.
Jenny.
- What?
- And voila.
- A Jenny jersey.
Do you like it Niko?
- Mm hm.
- Just in case any of the players hurt a finger,
you can sub in.
- I get one of these jackets?
- You know it.
- I'm so excited.
- And it has your name on back.
- Yes!
- I made that part up.
- Oh.
- It's still really cool.
- [Jenny] What do you think Niko am I cute?
- No.
(Shaun and Jenny yelling)
- Was that a yes or a no, I couldn't tell.
- He said no.
- [Jenny] What did you say?
Did you say yes?
(baby babbling)
(both laughing)
- [Jenny] He said yeah.
- No he said no.
- He's saying yeah.
- Well let the translator decide Brandon.
- [Jenny] Yeah.
- Were you in the vlog first Niko,
say thanks for watching, bye.
- Bye.
- Thanks Adley.
- [Shaun] Are you wiping her tears off?
We got bad news.
It's really lame but I feel like
all you guys should know this
'cause we didn't even know this.
If your passport expires within three months
or six months depending on where you're traveling,
they just don't let you go.
They let you buy the plane ticket, and do all of that,
but they won't let you check in and actually go.
Jenny's passport expires next year,
at the very end of February,
and because that's within three months
they just won't let her check in for the flight to Spain.
So now all of the sudden,
it just doesn't seem like she can go.
Usually we always find a way to do this kind of stuff.
Or we fly somewhere and get a passport expedited or whatever
but it's literally the day before,
and just no way to make it happen,
and its really annoying.
- Its really sad.
I've been looking forward to this for like a month now.
- I know.
- And I didn't get to go to Ireland,
and now I don't get to go to this one.
So just really sucky.
- It's been rough.
Good news is we're gonna travel a lot though, huh?
- The dumb thing is it's not even expired.
- I know that really is the hard part.
If it was expired it's our fault,
we didn't look at it whatever.
But it doesn't expire 'til next year.
It's like just under three months.
- They should have little fine print in the passports
saying you can not use this
within three months of expiration date.
- Maybe that does exist and we've never seen it.
- Doesn't even make sense.
- Yeah careful with your passports,
because even if they're not expired
you can't use them sometimes.
- I was so excited to spend time with you.
- I know, and Rocket League's low key your favorite game.
- I love watching Rocket League.
- I promise well go back there someday.
Promise promise promise.
We plan on traveling a bunch.
- We have to go somewhere really cool,
our 10 year anniversary's next year.
- Whoa, we have some making up to do for Ireland, and Spain.
I'm gonna take her to the moon for our 10 year anniversary.
(Jenny laughing)
- I actually don't wanna go there so you're good.
- And the kids got passports now,
remember how we told that was coming?
Well they officially got 'em.
- Maybe I could just use Adley's,
could I pass off for her?
- Well I think you could pass for Adley.
Maybe we can try it.
- Okay.
- (slurping) Mm nom nom nom.
- Ah.
- Nom nom nom.
- Ah.
- Nom nom nom.
Its okay sometimes they drop.
Here Niko's turn.
Niko want some?
Ah.
- Ah.
(Shaun laughing)