Flawless...
...DEFEAT.
Run, bitch, RUN!
Swiggity swooty
*R.K.O.*
*emulator crashes*
FFFFUUUU
Randomness 3 3 3 3
*constipation*
*goomba mating call*
I was just about to say that!
Are you serious?
Totally!
Oh, that's-
Dude, we are so insane.
How much for this one?
IT'S OVER 9000
MOM
JAMES, TODD!
BUBBLES!
Mind you, that's nice, isn't it?
I mean, arguing's such a waste of time!
It's no good at all, you know!
H-hello, Sue.
Hello!
But I think you should all be nice and kind and considerate to your friends, don't you agree, Sue?
no
Hey, yo phone ringin'.
Hey, yo phone ringin'!
Hey! Yo phone ringin'!
HEY! YO PHONE RINGIN'!
HEY!!! YO PHONE RINGIN'!!!
YO PHONE RINGIN'!!!
AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
This game is diarrhea coming out of my (censored).
This game is as appealing as a (censored) ooze-infested, dirty (censored) sewer rat (censored).
I've had more fun playing with dog (censored) (censored) (censored), regurgitating putrid (censored).
I - say WHAAT?
Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey-
SHUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!
*constipation intensifies*
Please make it stop!
MAKE IT STOP!
Okay, Teddie, catch the frisbee!
*gasps*
OH MY GOD!
TEDDY!
OH MY GOD! NOOO!
You know what I'm saying?
I know what you're saying.
You know what I'm saying?
I know what you're saying.
You know what I'm saying?
I know what you're saying.
You know what I'm saying?
*sighs* Yes, I do.
You know what I'm saying?
Yes.
You know what I'm saying?
Yep.
You know what I'm saying?
I know what you're saying.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah!
You know what I'm saying?
Yes! Yes.
You know what I'm saying?
Yes!
You know what I'm saying?
YES!
You know what I'm saying?
YES, I -
You know what I'm saying?
- I TOLD YA!
You know what I'm saying?
LOOK, I SAID THAT I -
You know what I'm saying?
I SAID I -
You know what I'm saying?
SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
I
I.
I..
I...
...just
...just wasted
...just wasted.
...just wasted..
...just wasted...
...ten
...ten seconds
...ten seconds of
...ten seconds of your
...ten seconds of your li-
...to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday, dear Ryan...
Happy Birthday to -
This is-a my birthday song for-a Ryan.
I want my cheeseburger!
I wAnT mY cHeEsEbUrGeR!
Ha, ha!
A N G E R E Y
Mama-f***a!
WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH!
Technical difficulties, please stand by
Do the Harlem Shake.
The power of the stars has been restored to the castle...
...and it's all thanks to you!
We have to do something special for you.
Listen, everybody!
Let's bake a delicious cake...
...for Mario.
I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIALLLL!!!
LALALALALALALA
WANNA PLAY A GAME?
no
*constipation intensifies*
Sometimes, at night, I like to go under my bed... and think I'm a carrot.
PICO SURPRISE!
Let's help Papi cook!
PELVIC
PELVIC THRUST
Oh, YEAAHHH!
MAN, I've always wanted to DO that!
Hmm, I wonder what these do?
La la la, hm-m, hmm!
La, la -
-hmm?
*constiprank'd*
Oh, COME ON!
Captions by QuinnActually
Boobies.