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Well, you're just fabulous is all you are.
You're just like a giant thing of fabuloustiosity.
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I'm so nervous.
Why?
Because I'm on Ellen right now.
My mom is going to be so-- my mom's so stoked.
Everyone in my whole family.
Oh, well that's-- hi, mom and family.
Hi.
It's so nice to meet you.
It has been-- I don't know.
We've been on 16 years.
I'm just wondering where have you been?
If you like me so much, why aren't you here?
It took a long time for me to get famous.
I've been doing it for 20 years, and finally, just--
this last year has been good.
It has been a good year though, right?
It has been a good year.
So congratulations.
Thank you very much.
Yeah.
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We have a tradition.
If you watch the show, you know what it is.
First time here, we need to show a shirtless photo.
So we'll start with--
It's basically my whole career.
Yeah.
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it's the whole [INAUDIBLE].
That was Baywatch, right?
That's the reason why I wasn't on your show.
Now, come on.
That was Baywatch.
That's fantastic.
I drank that away.
That wasn't me.
Those memories are gone.
Oh, well, it was you.
Well, first of all, you are starting to grow it back,
but man, did you cause shockwaves around the world
when you shaved your beard.
It was trending--
I think it was the same day the Mueller report came out,
and it was over-trending the Mueller report.
Yeah, sorry about that.
That was an accident.
Yeah.
You know what's actually interesting is
I had a dream that I wanted to come on here and let you do it,
but I was in Vancouver finishing my show.
And I literally finished, and I flew straight to Jordan
to start a movie.
And I had no time to even see my family.
I'd been away for a month.
But I called, and I was like, I have 12 hours, and I can come,
but you guys were on hiatus.
And it was some ridiculous day, but I
wanted to come on here because I thought it would just be--
I just wanted to be heard.
And it was something-- it was important to me.
And I was like, this is the perfect place,
and I've never ever-- and we I know we've tried.
And I tried on Aquaman, and it just didn't work out.
But I was like, I wanted to come be here, and--
Oh, I would have shaved it, and that would've been so fun.
I know.
But you know what?
Aquaman 2's coming, and there's some other parts.
And I mean, we're going to have to back to that, yeah.
Oh, good.
Well, I waxed tWitch's legs, so I'll wax--
I do it all.
Yeah.
I think Aquaman 2, I'll come in and we'll--
wow.
Yeah, it was bad.
It was bad.
Yeah, whatever you need me to do.
It was bad.
I'm more of a shaver.
A clipping, a clipping.
OK
I've never waxed before.
Really?
But there's a first time for everything.
You know what I'm saying?
Look.
And then I did Edelman's.
Wow.
Yeah, it's turned into a salon here.
Yeah.
I do mani-pedis, anything you need.
Let me know.
Pretty nasty.
Do you need a mani-pedi?
I'd probably need a lot.
What are you doing, working in the garden?
What's happening?
Actually, I was working in the garden.
I was working all day, yeah.
Your house is kind of like--
I've heard a lot about your house.
Explain it.
You've got an ax throwing area?
Yeah.
I built a huge rock climbing wall,
and now we're building a bigger rock climbing wall.
And there's half pipes, and tomahawk throwing,
and bow and arrow, and Airstreams, and tepees,
and skateboard--
Wow.
It's sort of like what you do for a living,
but you're just doing it home.
Yeah.
And then you have animals all over the place.
Yes.
What do you have?
My wife has a donkey, and we have to half wolves and a dog.
Another just passed.
And then we have a snake.
What kind of snake?
Is a ball python.
It's the oldest in the family.
She's been around for a long time.
And where do you keep the snake?
Inside or outside?
I've actually got a really funny story about the snake.
OK, I love funny stories.
This snake actually got out.
Because there was a little crack in the glass, it got out,
and we thought it was completely gone forever.
It was the summertime.
And it was gone, and we just left it
that it was eaten up and out in nature.
And on Christmas Eve, six months later, the dogs are going off.
I come upstairs naked and I'm trying
to scare whatever's outside.
And all the sudden, I hear some rattle inside,
and the dog's growling.
And I turn around, and it's just something on the floor.
And there was a balloon that had went down,
from my kids birthday, and the snake had come out--
and it was in the house for six months.
What did it eat?
It was underneath the refrigerator.
That's the only place we didn't look.
How big is the snake?
It's-- you don't want to let it out of the--
Yeah.
We looked everywhere.
Didn't go under the fridge.
You clearly did not look everywhere.
I didn't.
Anyways.
What did it eat for six months?
Do you know?
We have a lot acres, so a couple--
couple of field mice around there maybe.
Maybe, yeah.
Wow, that's incredible.
That's scary too.
Yes.
OK, so let's talk about the beard.
Because you shaved it, and you didn't just
shave it for vanity, you shaved it because--
I just wanted to bring awareness--
To?
I'm Aquaman now, and I have all these little beautiful kids
coming up to me.
And I've never thought I'd be a role model,
and so I've got to do that now.
And I wanted to save the save the planet
from single-use plastics, and I just
felt that I'm making this water--
and I was looking at all these statistics
where it's like 91% of all the plastics we're using
aren't recyclable, and there's like 500 billion bottles a year
that aren't recycling.
And so aluminum is--
To put the water in aluminum.
Yeah.
because this thing can turn back into a can in 60 days,
where I didn't know--
I was very ignorant to this, but a plastic water bottle
couldn't be a plastic water bottle again.
It just goes into our landfills and fills up.
And so this is totally reusable.
That's fantastic.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's fantastic.
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But just being able to--
I carry my canteen, we have a well in our home.
And when I travel so much, it's just--
even though I'm probably trying to live
the best that I can to protect the environment,
it's still getting made.
And so I just wanted to put an option out there
so people could have--
could use canned water, because this is
100% recyclable and reusable.
And we can do it in American, and glass and plastic,
we can't.
Yeah, fantastic.
Well, I love that you're doing that, and that we would have--
see?
Us talking about it when I was shaving you.
But we're talking about it now, so it doesn't matter.
Yes, it doesn't.
All right, we'll take a break, and we'll be back.
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