We're hot cause we don't care
We eat the most, we drink the most
We're the most overweight and we also have the most sx
We don't give a f*ck
I mean French, French mostly
French.. shh really? POUTINE
People go to Quebec and they will let you know you're not
from Quebec
You'll be like - hello
and they'll be like - oh no
I'm in Quebec, I'm gonna try a couple of sentences
and the face they make...
You'll be like - bonjour
and they'll be like
The Montreal Bagels
Montreal Bagels are some of the best I've ever had in my life
Quebecois - I think of scarves
They are very stylish
Home. Newfies
No one knows anything about Newfoundland
I have no idea -- a drunk Irish accent
All of our traditions are based on alcohol too
They'll be like - what do you do
Well on a Sunday night we like to eat, on a Saturday we'll take
the kids to the park and we'll get drunk
Fish. I's the B'y.. Can I say that?
It's a thing
See?
They're really welcoming, they'll just invite you in their homes
Always f*cking with ya
in a good way, like just driving by in the street
like heckling you and it'll be the most hilarious thing
you've ever heard
When you're like three people walked into the bar
a so and so, a so and so and a Newfie
and it's always the Newfie who's the butt of the joke
Oh
We got the coastal BC
they're very hippy, very stoner
I also didn't realize BC also had rednecks
There's the mountain folk as well
They're different
I was speaking of hot Canadians. Vancouver
Wooh. All the hiking that people do
BC people are really nice and easy going
Vancouver people are not. Vancouver people scare me
Mountains? Sushi?
Vancouver, I love Vancouver
Sushi?
Yeah you got good sushi in Vancouver
A lot of good weed too
Posh, posh, yeah more uppety
Toronto people can be a little stuck up sometimes I won't lie
They kinda walk like...
They ignore everyone, they walk and they're like
I think people from Ontario do think they are the ones that count
They think they are the real Canada I guess
It's true, once I moved to Toronto
I stopped hearing about other parts of Canada
I think people would be like - oh yeah
If you need anything, I'll be here for you
but then if you need help, they're like
Who are you?
People of Toronto, it is not like New York here
no matter how much you try
no matter how much you say it
You're not like New York and you'll never be like New York
Here's how we know this, cause every time you watch
a TV show or a movie that's filmed here
They're like - it's New York, we're like - that's not New York
That's not New York, that's Yonge and Dundas
Some of the only badases still around
They haven't been tainted by the evil of the big city
There's a whole bunch of people having a good time
I just assume they are cold, barren wastelands
that are hard to get to
and so I assume that the people from there
must be hardy folk
Expensive
I can't really say anything about Northwest Territories
they live there
Like you guys are killing it, man
Six months out of the year it's night
six months out of the year it's totally day
and Sunny Delight costs $18
You guys, just keep doing what you're doing man
The best for last
Oil
Pipelines, Texas of Canada
Rednecks
Yeah it is probably the most American-esque of our provinces
Oil
That's about it
Banff
I just think beef and money
Money in Alberta?
Hell ya
Really?
YA
Alberta has some great stuff, alright?
Let me break it down for you
We've got Edmonton Mall
OK? We've got some great parks
We've got that big blue ring
We've got a little -- I've never heard a sentence
that should have had a period earlier and earlier and earlier as it went
Quebec no? I think it's Quebec?
Ontario
Nunavut
Nunavut. HEY!
It's Ontario. Yeah
Ontario! Hell ya! I mean, I mean
You didn't have to finish this sentence. I know
That's Ontario. Vancouver
Ryan Gosling was from one of the towns I was in
Everyone here thinks they're a celebrity
I know right? Follow my Instagram
I was thinking maybe Newfoundland
Newfoundland?
See the Irish thing!
Newfoundland. I got it, don't you dare. That's my people
I get that question
George St. St. John's, Newfoundland
Yes, I know because I was born on it
Nova Scotia?
Ah Halifax has got a lot of pubs
I think -- I'm gonna actually go with Quebec on this one
It is Quebec
Quebec!
Quebec - easy
Quebec - famously that's where everyone goes to get it
I mean those numbers are skewed by people on the bordering
provinces going across when they're 18
This is gonna be Vancouver BC
Toronto
Vancouver, man. Really!?
Oh oh no I thought I knew but
Icelandic community!?
New Brunswick (no)
Damn it. I was so confident
Manitoba
I don't know, I just somehow knew that
I've met like one Icelandic person from Manitoba
This is Saskatchewan, yes I know that one
That's Saskatchewan
What's going on in Saskatchewan skies?
I guess they've seen a few license plates
Do the birds just not have anywhere to land?
Is that why the skies are so living?
You know how little there has to be in a place
for them to be like - the sky
Cause it's so flat, you literally can see the whole
the sky is massive, you can almost see the curvature of the earth
The sky is massive in Saskatchwan
PEI
PEI: potatoes, red sand, Anne of Green Gables
Nice people
I went to PEI once
for 40 minutes, that's how long it takes to get across
It's literally the tiniest island ever
I've been there, there's nothing. They've got Anne of Green Gables
and nothing else, that is it
Are you dumb? Did she really ask that?
Look at all the famous people who come from Ontario
If you think Drake's hot, think Shawn's hot..
Probably Quebec
with the scarves
You just really like scarves
Yeah I'm gonna go with Quebec
I would say Quebec cause Montreal people
The style, the vibe, they cool
even if they're ugly you still find them hot, it's like
Alberta
hands down
I think people from Nova Scotia are pretty hot
I like New Brunswickers
I like to be confident in myself and believe in myself
but statistically it's gonna be Ontario, cause it's got more people
Yeah Newfoundland, we're hot, man
We're hot cause we don't care
We eat the most, we drink the most
We're the most overweight
and we also have the most sx
We don't give a f*ck. We're here for a good time, not a long time
I feel like New Brunswick is super polite
It's Newfoundland and Labrador, here's why
I know one comedian who literally was looking for groceries
He's like a punk rock looking dude
and this little, old woman is in a car
He goes - you know where to get groceries?
She goes - oh yeah. He goes - oh yeah. She goes - get in
He's like - what? She's like - yes, I'll drive ya
and she drove him there and when he got in, she goes - I'll wait
It might be Newfoundland but they're mean polite
Newfoundland
They're very friendly
like unhealthily friendly
you wonder what they're hiding
but they're actually just genuinely that friendly
and the rudest?
*Ontario?*
You don't agree?
I don't know between Ontario and Alberta
You don't have a thing on Alberta
Are we thinking the same one?
Definitely the same one
On three. Ready? 1, 2, 3
QUEBEC
Quebec
You got your fun, you got good food, you got good culture
but man, you guys are kinda mean
I mean it's the disappointment but it's Quebec
like it's rude to be that disappointed in me. I tried
I think BC is meaner than Quebec
Really? Yeah, at least Quebec people will talk to you
and be mean to your face, BC people will just walk away from you
I'd like to afford to live in Toronto where I currently live
Yeah if I could live in Toronto as a rich person
that is a different scenario altogether
oh hands down Montreal, hands down Montreal
For the vibe? Yeah the vibe, the people, the food
the sounds, the energy
Vancouver, British Columbia
British Columbia
Yeah I'm gonna have to go with
Newfoundland, Labrador