And this is the Slime Food Taste Test.
Here we go, let's try this!
Oh, my gosh!
They've finally done it, they've finally put slime into our food.
This is a Slime Parfait.
Bit of a...
Dude, I can't even...
I'm getting whiffs of raw sewage.
It smells like the health store.
Oh, that smells disgusting!
There's kiwi!
Maybe part of kiwi, did they like blend up kiwis or something?
- Oh, it's flaxseed! - Huh?
There's like frosting mixed in with the slime.
I'm gonna look at you in the eyes while I eat it.
Now this really looks like slime.
Uh-oh.
- It's actually not too bad. - I told you!
OK, here we go.
[banging]
Do I have to?
Mmm! Mmm-mmm! Mmm-mmm!
Eww!
[choking]
- Oh, that's good, that's good stuff. - Really?
It tastes like vanilla yoghurt.
It tastes like cream cheese yoghurt!
Like a Greek yoghurt.
This part right here has to be yoghurt.
It's missing granola and that's a little bit of a deal breaker for me.
- Can we please get a girl some granola? - Granola!
Baby girl, why is there a mess?
- Why is there a mess? - 'Cause you got the better one!
And then it tastes like some weird seed.
The stuff on top, the floaty stuff with the seeds.
What could that possibly be?
Chia seeds, OK.
I knew it was some type of seed, I'm smart.
This is definitely mucus in the middle.
[laughing]
But it's delicious.
[gulping]
- Oh... he really likes it. - Mhmm.
I dunno if you've ever tried slime before,
we've all gotten a little on our fingers
and then accidentally stuck them in our mouth.
That tastes like real slime.
- Lilimar! - Yes?
Eat it.
I'm not obligated to eat it, this is a taste test!
- I've tasted it! - I love fruit, so this is for me.
I would eat it again.
Nope.
Very slimy.
Bon Appétit, baby!
Slime in lasagna!
Bellissimo!
Slimesagna... but it ain't on me!
[laughing]
- This is ricotta or spinach. - I don't mind spinach.
- Do you like spinach? - No.
There's no reason for it to be a thing, right?
No.
This looks like cheese!
- It's missing cheese! - No, it does not feel like cheese.
[humming]
[roaring]
Now I feel like I'm at like a five star restaurant.
This looks like a five star restaurant to you?
But they just serve you pranks.
I don't know what it's supposed to taste like.
[sniffing]
Let's dig in, ha-ha!
Big bites!
I'm starting to think that this is one big joke.
Oh, they just go down smooth!
Incredible!
Let me guess, you're gonna spit it out?
[laughing]
Eugh!
You like this one?
I love it... do you like it?
- Oh, my gosh! - That was amazing!
Bile from a dead person.
This was inside a corpse not too long ago.
It tastes like mold cheese that has been on the ground
for one entire year!
That's horrible!
This is the awkward situation when you're having dinner at someone's house
and you don't wanna spit out the food, so you kinda just go like this.
[music playing]
Your dinner was so nice!
Thank you.
- But it's all right here! - It's not even pesto!
Is it like pesto or no?
- It's not pesto! - It's slime!
I'm ready for my bill, please...
And uh... if you could also call an ambulance, that'd be great.
Guys, they finally did me a solid!
They gave me macaroni and cheese!
I am actually very excited, 'cause I like pasta
but I'm a little concerned!
This will be fun.
Hold your-- hold your thoughts.
- Yeah, I'm ready. - Me too!
Cleansing the palette before I eat this.
- Are you just going for it? - Yep!
- Can't tell what color it is. - Yeah, that's awesome.
Everything looks like a greenish blue hue.
That's hilarious, dude.
- I'm not trying to be funny. - Yeah, you are.
I don't know if it's gonna taste bad though.
It's great.
Spit it out.
- It's not like, bad. - It's not mac and cheese though.
It's just tastes like your classic macaroni and cheese,
just bad.
- Mm, this is good. - This is really good.
I would put a little more cheese in it. Is this gonna make my tongue green?
Is this gonna make my teeth green?
I like it! This is good!
- It's like it's missing the cheese. - It's salty.
It has a weird after taste.
Are you gonna swallow it? No, you're not.
- No. - Just spit it out.
It's like dusty and old.
I kind of like it, more cheese.
It's like an old library book.
Maybe parmesan cheese too, a little zest.
It's not bad, but at the same time,
you want it to taste like normal mac and cheese,
and it just is off.
- Yeah, it's just off. - It's a little plasticky.
Like a good cook came in and said how do I make this bad?
A good cook came in and said, let's do exactly the opposite of
- what I would do in a normal day. - Right.
And then I'll feed it to two idiots.
Um, next please.
- Slime, eggs and ham. - This is slime, eggs and ham.
This is slime, eggs and ham.
- Love it! - Breakfast goals!
Do you like eggs?
Yeah, but the eggs I eat usually aren't green.
This smells like a baby's butt.
I'm excited to taste this.
[laughing nervously]
- I'm not eating that. - Why? It tastes great.
It's not as good as I thought it would be.
Keep your eyes shut, it helps.
Oh my gosh, this yellow egg. I'm scrambling it up right now.
I wanna spit it out.
Of course you do!
Of course you do. Just spit it out.
- It's not bad. - I mean, I don't like eggs.
Like, I would eat this for breakfast.
- Do we have salt or pepper? - We're being told no.
Uh, it's not that bad. Could use a little salt and pepper.
Put it in your mouth.
- There you go. It's gross, right? - Yeah, very.
Yeah, I just wanted you to try it. It's disgusting.
Here, how about this, open your mouth. Open your mouth, and I'm just gonna
- shovel this into your mouth. - I don't agree with that.
- Oh... - Oh, Lilimar.
- Why is it cold? - It's cold.
I'm not a huge egg person to begin with.
So cold, and scrambled, and green don't help.
It's cold, that's why I'm not eating it.
- The ham's good. - The ham's really good.
The ham I think actually covered up the fact that the eggs were green.
The ham tastes so weird.
I've never had ham like that.
Best part about it is probably the ham.
The best part about it, it's green.
Next!
These are slime s'mores. I'm gonna roll up my sleeves for this.
Look.
That's hilarious.
There's chocolate, there's like a little cookie thing,
some marshmallow, and then the slime stuff is concerning.
But I'm really excited!
- You guys made it mint. - Smells like mint.
Watch, take a bite. Take a big bite.
- How does it taste? - It's pretty good.
And now grab the spit bucket.
I'm gonna swallow this one.
You are?
- Well done. - Those were good.
Now that was good.
Mm, that was pretty good, actually.
[moaning]
I don't like mint with my chocolate.
No one likes mint with their chocolate!
This is really good.
You can't even ruin chocolate with slime.
I don't do mint. It tastes awkward to me.
This green sparkly frosting...
Is the perpetrator.
- Really? - The mint kills it.
Best one, I ate it all.
I would definitely eat this again.
I'm gonna stick with normal s'mores for now.
You're not eating this?
- It's really sticky. - I would eat this on an island,
and in real life.
Alright, that was the Slime Food Taste Test.
Boom, baby!
[cheering]
- Do not try it at home. - Whatever you do.
Seriously, it's probably a danger to your health.
Thanks for watching.