- In my defense, I was home alone.
- (gasps) In our pool?
- Yes, in my pool.
My wife and my son were off in Australia.
(record scratches)
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- (React) I will give you a list of things to read off,
and you'll hold up a paddle to indicate whether you have
or have not done that thing.
- Oh my goodness. (laughs) - Okay.
- Never have I ever gone skinny dipping, really?
(both laugh)
I have to state this next to my son, really?
- Not together!
- Not together, not together, not together. (laughs)
- Even if the opportunity came around,
I don't think I would.
- (React) Did you know your dad had done it?
- No!
- Well, you know, in my defense, I was home alone.
- (gasps) In our pool?
- My house, yes, in my pool. Are you kidding me?
- Never have I ever cheated on someone.
(bell rings)
- Good job, dad.
- Wow. - Just had to throw that curveball.
- Next please! (laughs)
- Never have I ever kissed a stranger.
- Hmm.
- (gasps) Dad! I mean...
- Pre-mommy, pre-mommy. - Okay.
- Mm, no.
- I can't do it, I have not. - No, me too, I can't either.
- I always wonder how people can even do one night stands.
No judgment!
- Hey, I had a life before mommy,
but pre-mommy, yes.
- You still have a life with mom.
She's gonna watch this, and she's gonna beat you up.
- Hi!
Never have I ever sent a sext.
- This one, yes. (bell rings)
- Hmm. - Hmm.
- What's that?
(bell rings)
- To my wife, all the time.
- Dad! - What?
(Kae laughs) - Eh, that's really gross.
- What's yours? - Yes, yes!
- Hmm.
- Ken was in the military, okay? - Ew, I don't wanna, ew!
- So he was deployed for... - I mean, I get it,
but also, like stop. - For like months and months.
- I understand, but stop!
Never have I ever kissed more than one person in 24 hours.
- Mm-mm. - I'm not.
- Not me.
- I, no.
- I've never even had my first kiss, so.
- I ain't about that.
- Like, I just know so many people that have,
and I support my friends, 100%. (Kae laughs)
- You're gonna keep it in the middle.
- No, no no, I, no.
- Never have I ever gotten a tattoo.
- I'm too young. (bell rings)
(Kae laughs) - I already know that.
- I've always wanted one.
- I don't know why my mom decided to get
like a little Tinker Bell on her tummy.
- His tattoo's really nice.
- It's a rosary, and I have it along my right bicep.
- I'd get a Tinker Bell tattoo, because she dies
when she doesn't get enough attention.
- Oh no.
- Never have I ever ditched school or work.
- I have not. I have never ditched school.
- You better say I have not.
- My mom used to pick me up from school.
- Like say you're going and you don't go,
and you lie about it, that's what it means.
Thank you.
- I guess it's not like ditching,
but sometimes I would have no reason to,
and I'd be like I need a mental health day.
(bell rings) - Yeah, I'm sure I did.
(bell rings) - (gasps) Dad!
- The attendance lady became my best friend.
- I had to give her a gift. - My mom would give her gifts.
- I would give her gifts every end of the year.
Never have I ever snuck out of the house.
(bell rings)
- I don't recall doing that.
- When did you move out again?
- Yeah, shut up. (laughs)
- I think I have, but it's not like sneaking out, sneaking out.
- Because she just won't mention it me that she left.
- Yeah, I'll just leave.
- Not even your childhood house?
- I was petrified of my parents.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, his parents were really scary.
- My parents would have killed me.
- Never have I ever peed in a public pool.
(bell rings) (both laugh)
(bell rings)
- Of course I have. - Of course, who hasn't?
- I've peed in every pool that I've been in, I'm sorry.
- When you gotta go, you gotta go!
- You don't wanna get out of the pool,
you're having too much fun!
- I've even peed on like water slides, like as I'm going down,
I'll like pee on the water slide.
- I should've walked out to the 10 feet,
where the restroom was and took care of something.
- It's too far.
- Especially like a lazy river in a water park,
you don't wanna get out.
- That's so gross, but you know what, you have to do it, sorry.
- Never have I ever stolen something.
Oh, yeah. (bell rings)
- Wait, are we saying like stolen someone's heart?
- Oh God.
You are such in a relationship right now.
- I haven't either.
- Actually, wait. I was like five, I was in Walmart,
there was like this baby little Buzz that I really wanted.
I took him home.
- Yeah, I did something very small at a liquor store one time.
- I've never been placed in this situation,
like we are blessed that we're able to afford things.
- We're honest people, see the little halos right there?
- Never have I ever lied about my age.
- Oh heck no, I'm proud of my age.
Oh no, have not.
(bell rings)
- I wear that like a badge of honor.
- You're lying. - I didn't, I never lied about my age!
- To go to like a Knott's Scary Farm, you have to be a certain age,
and apparently I looked young, so like how old are you?
And I didn't wanna say 13, 'cause that's the exact age
you had to be, so I said I was 14.
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- You can't do some things on like Instagram or Discord,
like you kinda have to say that you're 18.
- I've always been younger for my grade.
- Yeah, true.
- So I would go to like older people's parties,
I'm not gonna be like yeah, I'm 15 years old
at this all 18 year old senior party.
- You know what, I've had friends that had fake IDs.
- (gasps) How did... - I never needed that.
- Nah. - I had a friend that had a fake ID.
- You had bad friends. - From New Mexico. (laughs)
- Never have I ever smoked a cigarette.
(bell rings)
(Kae laughs) - Ew, that's so disgusting, mother.
- Absolutely not, never in my life.
I've never done drugs, and I plan on keeping it that way.
- Dad, put I have. - I have.
- During my generation in high school
everybody had a cigarette.
- I would fully expect someone, a late teen,
or something like that to have at least tried it.
- But I only did it, because you know, it was to look cool.
- I have never done any drugs in my life, period.
- You've done... - But I've done cigarettes
and cigars. - That's considered a drug.
- And that's Nicotine, it's not drugs, right, okay.
- Never have I ever gotten drunk.
(bell rings)
- Yeah, that was easy.
- Half. - What do you mean?
- Because I've never got... - This is the dumbest thing.
- No no, you know why!
- I've been offered a sip of alcohol from family.
- He only has like one or two beers like at a party.
I don't see him drink often.
- I drink, not to get drunk, so yes I have.
- Getting tipsy is still not sober.
- Never have I ever drunk dialed an ex?
- First of all, I've never been drunk,
second of all, I've never dated anyone.
So I'm gonna go with I have not.
- No.
- Drunk dialed? No. (laughs)
- Sober dialed... - Yeah. (laughs)
- No, I have not. I had to think about that one.
- Never have I ever gotten into a physical fight.
(bell rings)
- I didn't know you got into a fight, with who?
- With my sister, and then one time at school.
- Max.
- Oh, with your brother, that doesn't count.
- I've gotten in a girl's face and screamed at her before,
but I've never touched somebody.
- This was the extent of my fighting ability.
- Yeah. (laughs)
- Never have I ever gotten in trouble with law enforcement.
- First of all, I can't drive, so I can't get in trouble
by the police, second of all, I've never been to a party,
so I can't get like caught holding anything.
- Do parking tickets count? (Kae laughs)
- Yeah, but it was minor, I mean, I got pulled over, so big deal.
Never have I ever used a fake ID.
No.
- (laughs) Wait, you have?
- Fake ID.
- I even got my cousin's fake IDs back then.
- You look 12, so I mean it's...
- Thanks, thanks.
- Back in the days, we knew exactly where to get it
in Downtown L.A.
- Never have I ever lied to my parents.
(bell rings)
- All the time. - All the time.
- Yeah, yeah! - Everyone done, every does.
If you say you don't, you're lying.
- I've sometimes lied to my parents, and never gotten caught.
- My...
- Never have I ever talked to a stranger on the internet.
(bell rings)
- Duh.
- I mean, does Instagram DMs count?
- Yeah. - Okay, then yeah.
- Have I initiated it? No.
- If they're at like a dance competition this weekend,
and they're like you did so good, I'll be like thank you.
But no, I've never like had a full-on conversation with someone.
- No.
- No offense, some of you guys are weird!
(Jason laughs)
- Never have I ever blacked out. I have not.
(bell rings)
- I have not, no.
- Just don't do that. - Yeah.
- (laughs) Just don't.
- I've been close. (Kae gasps)
Mommy, you know that!
She picked me up from the club one time,
and I was just like yakking.
Never have I ever tried marijuana.
- Yeah. (bell rings)
- Come on, Jayka, if you're thinking about it...
- I've never like smoked, but like, gummies?
(bell rings) - Gummies?
- Like I said earlier, 48 years of my life.
Never done any drugs in my life, so I'm proud to say that
with a smile on my face.
- It doesn't work on me though, so I was like this is dumb.
- There's gummies?
- Or no, it just... - Brownies, I know brownies.
- No, it's gummies.
- (React) For our next round, I'm gonna give you each
a few chances to come up with your own questions.
I leave it up to you, this is optional,
you do not have to,
but if there's anything you wanna ask each other,
now's your chance.
- That's, oh... - That's bad.
- I'm trying to think what I would really think of
outside of what you've already asked. (laughs)
- Never have I ever told you I was somewhere else,
when I wasn't.
- No. - Okay.
- Never have I ever put something in my butt.
- Really?
- Hey, you gave me full range for this one.
- (laughs) Wow.
- Have you ever seen anything inappropriate on your phone,
and deleted it because you didn't want me and your mom to see it?
- No.
- No. Wow, why?
- Ew! - Hey, I'm just asking.
- Dad, who would go on that?
- 'Cause when I was a kid... - Oh my God, please stop.
- That was something hard to get ahold of.
- Oh. - And now, as a kid,
it's in your fingertips.
- That's all I wanted to know. I'm good now, I'm good.
- He's a teenager, come on.
- We have a really good relationship.
- I think we have a pretty good relationship.
- Sometimes he's annoying, but other than that, I love the kid.
- We are transparent. - Yeah.
- And honest with each other.
Most of the time, just kidding. - I trust her.
I trust her most of the time. - Yeah.
- Yeah, I trust her.
- Love you girl, girlie pop. - Yeah.
Girlie pop bestie. That's what we call each other.
- Thanks for watching this episode.
- Never have I ever... - Subscribed to REACT.
- (both) Thanks for watching! Bye!
- Listen here, viewers. If you hate on my pops,
I will come to your house and beat you up, okay?
He is... (whispers) How old are you?
- I don't know.
- He's somewhere in his 40s.